We all know about the popular idiom “keeping a person at the edge of their seat”, right? Well, for pranksters, that should not be the case. How about we keep someone at the edge of their TOILET SEAT? Yup, you heard it right! Ownage Pranks is back again with its Pranking 101 series with its latest installment: laxative prank ideas! Get ready to get yourselves blown away by these hilarious prank ideas sure to make your family or friends run towards that glorious toilet bowl.
Either you want to get revenge or just want to prank your friends or family, one thing you can do is incorporate laxatives to your prank idea. Why are laxative pranks hilarious? Well, because 1) it will be funny to watch your victim hurriedly run towards the toilet, to you know, take a massive dump and 2) you get to watch them turn red because of embarrassment after getting out of the toilet.
However, before you go and buy a laxative at the nearest pharmacy, let’s first take note what a laxative is and its limitations. Remember, we just want to have a fun time, not put someone in danger!
What is a laxative?
Laxatives are medicines. It’s misuse and misapplication could cause someone severe consequences, or worse, your victim could get themselves ill and hospitalized. Although these can be bought over-the-counter, you should always proceed with caution. We don’t want to scare you, prankster, but dehydration is a possibility especially if your prank victim’s body does not take the side effects well. You have to take note that your prank victim might be allergic to these kinds of medicines so it's always best to take extra precaution if ever you want to execute this kind of prank idea!
Things to consider before doing a laxative prank
Make a quick background research about your victim
We don’t want you to be tagged as the “irresponsible and careless prankster.” Remember, a good prank is a sensitive one. Make a quick research about your target victim: are they a young prankster like you, or are they already an old couch potato who think jokes are way too inconsiderate and no fun at all? Are they in a good mood to play a classic prank, or are they already sick and tired of fun people (like you)? Worst case scenario: your prank victim is actually allergic to laxative and you end up having a hard time instead of a fun one! Yikes!
Test the waters
If you want to maintain an excellent pranking relationship with anyone, remember to start with minor, classic pranks rather than going grand right at the very beginning. Testing the waters is a very crucial step, just like any other thing in this world. If they liked the basic practical joke you played on them, then you might want to turn the notch up a little the next time and do that laxative prank you decide to prank them again!
Give them something in return
Crisis alert: your prank victims got really, REALLY mad at you for pulling a laxative prank on them, or worse: they start despising you as a prankster! Oh no, nobody wants that to happen, right? If ever you reach this kind of scenario, you should have prepared a bribe to redeem yourself to them (and save yourself from further trouble) and make amends with your now embarrassed friend!
Timing
Timing is one of the crucial things you should consider when deciding to prank other people, remember that. You need to be able to understand that they might be under different circumstances from you. It might take them a little while to get over the laxative in their system so make sure they aren’t doing something very important at the moment.
Check if there is a toilet nearby
Be a thoughtful prankster and only pull this prank off ONLY IF there is a secured toilet nearby. As much as we want to embarrass our prank victims, we also want them to have a place where they can, you know, get done with their business. Making them run towards the toilet is one thing and leaving them with no choice but to sh*t their pants is another.
THIS laxative prank that went way too far
One thing’s for sure: two kids are going to be grounded for quite some time!
“Two Oklahoma City eighth-graders have been suspended, accused of putting a laxative in the drinks of two teachers. Eight more students have been suspended for knowing about the prank and not notifying school officials.
Neither teacher was injured, and the Roosevelt Middle School students will remain suspended pending disciplinary hearings, Oklahoma City School District spokeswoman Sherry Fair said. The students could be suspended for the rest of the school year.
Fair said one student brought several laxative pills to Roosevelt, 3233 SW 44, in a prescription bottle Jan. 11. The student gave some pills to other students, then slipped a pill into language arts teacher Stephen Hull's cup of hot tea, Hull told The Oklahoman . Another student put a pill into math teacher Mary Beezley's soda, officials said.
A student alerted Beezley to the prank before she took a drink, Fair said. Beezley then sent Hull a note warning him a student had tampered with his drink.
Hull, 49, said he already had noticed a strange residue in his tea. He sniffed the drink and then took a sip.
"It tasted funny, so I just put it on the shelf," he said. "I didn't know what was in it."
After receiving Beezley's note, he poured out the tea and found a nearly dissolved red pill. Hull said the student who put the pill in his tea and the student's father both apologized.”
Now, onto our laxative prank ideas!
Laxative Prank Ideas
Hot Sauce Prank
For this next prank idea, it does not necessarily have to be a hot sauce. You can do this prank idea with any condiment you have at home that your target victim might be needing to accompany their favorite food. You will need to have the kind of laxative that is already powdered so you can seamlessly incorporate it to the condiment of choice. Just wait for the right timing and wait until your prank victim gets the urge to go to the toilet and poop!
Laxative Prank For The Food Thief
User u/EvanSamaa took the time to rant about this person who cannot seem to get his hands off of other people’s food from the fridge. Of course, there’s nothing more glorious than to get back at them through a good laxative prank. Just in case you’re also experiencing this kind of problem, here’s what he has to say:
“So a guy in my dorm has been stealing my food lately. (the dorm is shared among 6 people, each person has their own food cabinet, it has a lock on it but people usually leave it unlocked.) If I were to put a dosage of laxative, with the recommended dosage, in my peanut butter, and he consumes it. Would that put me into any legality nuisances?
Scenario A:** I plan to put the peanut butter in my own cabinet, with a note "do not eat mt food" on it, with a picture of both the note, the peanut butter, the time and date, and my cabinet in the shot as evidence
Scenario B:** I plan to put the peanut butter in my own cabinet, with a note "laxative, do not eat" on it, with a picture of both the note, the peanut butter, the time and date, and my cabinet in the shot as evidence
Scenario C:** I plan to put the peanut butter in the shared area, with the note "Please do not eat, with laxative for constipation". Same thing with a picture as evidence
Scenario D:** I reflected and decided it was childish to use hate to fight hate, so I put the laxative infused peanut butter away. With evidence as chat with friends in screenshots. But the thief takes it and eat it”
OJ Prank
For this next prank suggestion, the idea is simple, you mix your victim’s favorite drink with a laxative. It doesn’t have to be an OJ, it can also be whichever drink is currently available to be used as a prank medium. Always keep in mind to put only a little amount of laxative to it so you don’t get them ill, or worse, hospitalized! You wouldn’t want to put yourself in that position, would you?
And that was it for Ownage Pranks’ Pranking 101: Laxative Prank! Take these prank ideas and suggestions with caution so you don’t get yourself involved in risky situations. Remember, you should only do pranks for fun, not to the point where you already are harming people.
If you don’t want to go as far as a laxative prank, you could always resort to the trusted and harmless prank call app! The way our free app works is that it uses AI technology to make it seem like your prank victim is actually talking to a real, live person, and not a recorded one. Go ahead and give it a try.
As always, happy pranking, prankster! Go and make us proud.
