Category: Restaurant prank call
Format: Subtitled
Characters: Buk Lau, Russell
Prank Victim: Chinese restaurant
Rage Level: VOLCANIC MELTDOWN
Best quotes:
- “Don’t talk, say wok, okay??”
- “I come in, I f*** you today!! VROOM VROOM from da back!”
- “Like-a-SUMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODEE!”
- "Can not stop, will not stop, Buk Buk Buk BukLau!"
Body of content:
The infamous raged Asian restaurant owner is BACK! The first Asian restaurant prank was the most popular video EVER on my channel - so I knew a part two had to happen. I can never get enough of this guy, he totally let his crazy flag fly all over again!
I must have made quite an impression on them the first time because they remembered Buk Lau immediately and even recalled that he’s Vietnamese!! The insults and meltdown are just as explosive as in the first call! These wild asian restaurant calls make me laugh every time I watch them, even years later.
To this day I wonder if the owner knows that his rage has millions of views! Do you think if I called back now he’d still remember Buk Lau? Would you like to see more crazy Asian prank calls to restaurants like this one? Tell me in the comments!
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Transcript
Pranker: Like-a-sum-boo-dee
Restaurant lady: May I help you?
Pranker: Like-a some-booo-dee can I get the uhh make the order today??
Person in background: wong wong wine wong?
Pranker: Hello??
Restaurant lady: HELLO??
Pranker: Uh I need to uh make a big order today for pick UP!!
Restaurant lady: Okay every time you order..... you no come here pick up we already know you
Pranker: No no no nononononono I came to eat everyday for the LUNCH! ...
Pranker:... I don't, I don't, I don't, I never order before on the phone , this my first time.
Restaurant lady: Noo I don’t think so.
Pranker: Duh nooooo like-a buk lao like-a some...
Pranker:... booooooooooooooooooooooooooo-DEE. Look I-a need to get the order right now
Restaurant lady: The phone number
Pranker: Bull-a CRAP! What do you need?
Restaurant lady: Okay don't talk say WOK! Okay?????
Pranker: Oh big boy
Restaurant lady: Okay don't talk say WOK! Sir??
Pranker: Learn how to speak-a English
Restaurant lady: I just want respect, okay ????? Because we don’t want anything you know? ???
Pranker: Okay go fark yourself fark all the Viet- fark all your your people there, are you Chinese ?
Restaurant lady: No we Japanese
Pranker: WELL FARK YOU fark all f-fark all the Japanese people...
Pranker:...fark you big boy, fark all the ASIAN PEOPLE , fark all them...
Pranker:...I don’t liiiike it like-a bull-a crap! Cannot stop will not stop buk buk buk buklao
Restaurant lady: THANK YOU YOU CALLING OKAY ?!?! [hangs up phone]
Pranker: OH FARK YOU big boy...
Pranker: FARK YOUU!! BLEH! [phone rings] [clears throat]
Restaurant guy: Mandarin, can I help you ??
Pranker: Deu- hello??
Restaurant guy: Yeah
Pranker: I want to dee uh- order for the pick UP please ?
Restaurant guy: No we don’t have a order today, okay ??
Pranker: W-w-what what do you mean "don't have order ??"
Restaurant guy: We don’t have it.
Pranker: Do' why you being racist??
Restaurant guy: [chuckling] NO, because I don’t like to tell it to you
Pranker: W-w-what what the heck ?? Why not??
Restaurant guy: [laughing]
Pranker: [laughs maniacally] You think you funny to me?? You not funny, you are the mudda farking-...
Restaurant guy: You think I don’t remember you??
Pranker: You are the farking farking farking guy !!! I come in I fark you to-day
Restaurant guy: Okay, okay fark you! !
Pranker: VROOM VROOM from the back!
Restaurant guy: Yeah yeah yeah
Pranker: FROM THE- no..., look here big boy I have feeling too...ok?? I have feeli-
Restaurant guy: FARK YOUR MOTHER OKAY?!?
Pranker: WHAT ?!?!
Restaurant guy: FARK YOUR WHOLE FAMILY OKAY ?!?!
Pranker: What? ? [laughing]
Restaurant guy: [unclear talking in background]
Pranker: WHAT YOU SAY TO ME???
Restaurant guy: Yeah uhhh fark all the Vietnamese, Vietnamese as*hole you know ??
Restaurant guy: Fark your mother and your grandmother okay ??? Fark every Vietnamese.
Pranker: NO!
Restaurant guy: I want to kill all the Vietnamese, okay???
Pranker: NO.
Restaurant guy: Farking as*-hole... I hate veeda- [yelling in foreign language] okay??? [yelling in foreign language] [call ends]
Pranker: [speaking to audience] The next day we called back and made a really big order, and uh, when we called to cancel, he was not too happy.
Restaurant guy: [phone rings] Hello, Mandarin.
Pranker: Yeah. Did you cancel my order? Hello?
Restaurant guy: Hello?
Pranker: Yes, did you canc-
Restaurant guy: FARK MOTHER OKAY?? YOU JERK OFF! FARK YOUR MOTHER!!
Pranker: FARK YOU BIG BOY
Restaurant guy: OKAY !?
Pranker: FARK YOU!
Restaurant guy: [yelling in foreign language] FARK YOUR MOTHER, OKAY??
Pranker: LOO LYE KEE LI MOH WAA
Restaurant guy: FARK YOUR MOTHER ALL THE VIETNAMESE S*CK D*CK OKAY ??
Pranker: OH FU-
Restaurant guy: FARK YOUR MOTHER FACK YOUR MOTHER OKAY??
Pranker: ALL THE- FARK ALL THE JAPANESE PEEP LOO LYE KEE LI MOH WAA
Restaurant guy: [yelling in foreign language]
Pranker: YO MOMMA LO LYE KEE LI MOH WAA WAAA LI HUMEE DEE HAAAA SOMEDAY SUMINJ-
Restaurant guy: FARK YOU!
Pranker: SOMEDAY OMCHO…[call ends] [laughing] Rangaha timamangoyum tirumgay!