Job Interview Prank - Canadian Gas Station

Best quotes: 

• “Can I talk to somebody abouting hoppily petis skilliah job opportunity?”
• “Motheryucker dooooooooon’t talk to me like that”
• “Just go in a hell”
• “Hello telephone got disconnect I thinks”

Body of content:

I called a Canadian gas station as Rakesh to apply for a job. It seems like they aren't very interested in having him as a coworker, so I had to jump through some hoops to keep them on the phone. This job interview prank is packed full of funny Rakesh lines like “motheryucker” that really got the employees worked up!

Towards the end of the prank, these guys were done with Rakesh and lost it a bit! Their insults were too hilarious. What was your favorite part of this call? Should I call back again and see if there’s a job opening for Rakesh yet? Tell me in the comments below!

 

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Transcript

[phone ringing]

Employee: Thank you for calling Husky.

Pranker [speaking as Rakesh]: Uh, hello?

Employee: Hello?

Pranker: Can I talk to somebody about the hoppily petis skills job opportunity?

Employee: What? Job?

Pranker: Right.

Employee: Like the manager is not here you can call in the morning.

Pranker: Okay, but do you have job there?

Employee: Not right now.

Pranker: But, you don't have opening?

Employee: No. 

Pranker: But why not?

Employee: We don't have jobs right now!

Pranker: But you are working right now!

Employee: Yeah, I'm working right now but 

Employee: There's no vacancy right now.

Pranker: But I-I want to know if I can come!

Pranker: Maybe sometime you can share your position.

Pranker: I can take half time you can have half time.

Employee: Like why- Like why I would?

Pranker: Because you- I am your friend! Right?

Employee: Just call in the morning. Thank you.

Pranker: Okay, but what should I te- [phone call ends]

Pranker: He- Hello? [exhales]

[phone ringing]

Employee: Hello?

Pranker: Hello I don't know what happened!

Pranker: Telephone got disconnected.

Employee: Yo, I'm busy right now, can you call later?

Pranker: No but- would- when can I talk to you?

Pranker: I've- I'm not done yet! 

Employee: Thank you.

Pranker: Okay, I'm calling back one- [phone call ends]

Pranker: He- Hello? [noise]

Pranker: Alright, I'm gonna lose the call and call again.

[phone ringing]

Employee: Hello?

Pranker: Yes hello? I am calling about a

Pranker: job opportunity, are you free now?

Employee: No... 

Pranker: But, what ye- do I have to come there?

Pranker: Or something? Or can I not talk on the telephone?

Employee: You can come there in the morning.

Pranker: You sound like you very much 

Pranker: DON'T LIKE YOUR JOB. You know you sound very 

Pranker: hating, like you don't like it. Why would 

Pranker: to apply there if you seem so miserable? Right?

[phone call ends]

Pranker: Hello? [laughing]

[phone ringing]

Employee: Husky, may I help you?

Pranker: Yes hello, can I talk to somebody who can

Pranker: Tell me abouting KABLEYA SKILLIAH JOB?

Employee: Sorry?

Pranker: Job?

Employee: No we don't have.

Pranker: BUT WHY NOT?

Employee: [giggles]

Pranker: But you uh- but you have job, right?

Employee: I don't know maybe talk to...

Employee: Morning time you just call,maybe talk the manager ok?

Pranker: Ok, but tell me first [phone call ends]

Pranker: do you think- hello?

Pranker [to audience]: Are you kidding me? I don't know why-

Pranker: what's with this guy hanging up like this?!

Pranker: Jeez, not wanna talk to Rakesh...

Pranker: Gonna spoof the caller ID and call back.

[phone ringing]

Employee: Husky! 

Pranker [speaking as Russell]: Uh yeah, hi! Uh, I was

Pranker: wondering um, I'm in the car with my dad

Pranker: right now, just uh, driving...

Pranker: Do you guys have a sale on Coca-Cola products today?

Employee: Uh, no.

Pranker: Oh, okay, a-and wh-what about the s- the slushie machines?

Pranker: Are they... Is it discounted at all?

Employee: Uh... Uh...

Pranker: Because of the winter?

Employee: Uh, we don't have a slushie machine.

Pranker: Oh, okay. Alright, so how much are the sodas going for right now?

Employee: Uh, 2l is, uh... 3...$3 something!

Pranker: $3 something, okay, alright.

Employee: Yeah!

Pranker: Alright well, wh-

Pranker: My dad wanted to ask you a question too! 

Pranker: One sec, let me pass the phone...

Pranker [speaking as Rakesh]: Hello?

Employee: Hi?

Pranker: MOTHERFARKER WHY DO YOU HANG UP ON ME?

Employee: What's that?

Pranker: Somebody I talk to them right now

Pranker: they hang up on me.

Employee: Maybe they are busy!

Pranker: B-but that does not mean you can just take telephone

Pranker: and HANG UP ON SOMEBODY FACE RIGHT?

Employee: No what you are asking for? 

Pranker: I try to ask simple question

Pranker: Nobody want to answer me right? Are you guys

Pranker: stupid or something?

Employee: What are you saying? WE ARE STUPID? 

Pranker: But I- 

Employee: WE ARE STUPID??

Pranker: IT SEEMS LIKE IT!

Employee: Okay if you like then we don't like it!

Pranker: MOTHERFARKER MOTHER-

Pranker: ... hurting my money!

Pranker: MOTHERFARKER DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!

Pranker: Let me talk to this man again.

Employee: What you are saying?

Pranker: Nothing.

Employee: Fark you, okay?

Pranker: YOU FARK TO YOUR 

Pranker: Du-

Employee: MOTHERFARKER YPU DON'T KNOW HOW TO CALL THESE PEOPLE?

Pranker: STOP IT! STOP IT. You stop it right now!

Pranker: STOP IT!

[phone call ends]

Pranker: He-  [laughing]

Pranker [speaking to audience]: I almost lose it...

[phone ringing]

Employee: Husky. 

Pranker: Hello, I believe telephone got disconnected.

Pranker: Look, can I talk to other guy please?

Employee: Yeah, I'm the other guy.

Pranker: No, you're not him! Ok, I know what

Pranker: other guy sounds like, right?

Employee: Ok, YOU DON'T KNOW HOT TO TALK TO THE PEOPLE

Pranker: MOTHERFARKER I know how to do it, right?

Employee: Okay! 

Pranker: I know it.

Employee: Ok.

Pranker: GIVE TELEPHONE. GIVE TELEPHONE. [phone call ends]

Pranker: [laughing]

[phone ringing]

Employee: Hi.

Pranker: Yes hello, MOTHERFARKER what is job opportunity

Pranker: you have it right now?

Employee: You are very stupid person.

Pranker:  WHAT

Employee: WHY YOU ARE CALLING HERE? 

Pranker: What? Wh- Wha- w-w- eh- eh-

Pranker: WHAT DO YOU SAY TO ME?

Employee: WHY YOU ARE CALLING HERE?

Employee: I AM CALLING RIGHT NOW I WANT TO TALK TO 

Pranker: OPPORTUNITY JOB PERSON, RIGHT?

Employee: D- Here is no job. 

Pranker: But- YOU HAVE IT! 

Employee: You listen, you listen WE DON'T HAVE JOB 

Employee: WE ARE NOT GIVING JOBS HERE!

Pranker: But you have a job, right?

Employee: WE DON'T HAVE JOBS. 

Pranker: But what do you have right now? Job right? 

Pranker: MOTHERFARKER, YOU ARE STUPID.

Employee: Stupid person. 

Pranker: Bhenchode. Stupid. [laughing]

Pranker [to audience]: [laughing] Changing my caller ID. 

Pranker: Again. And calling back.

[phone ringing]

Employee: Hi.

Pranker: Hello, telephone got disconnected I think.

Employee: Y- YOU WANT ME TO CALL THE COPS?

Pranker: No I want to- I want to find out

Pranker: what opportunity, what is the pay?

Pranker: What is uh, hourly-

Employee: WHERE ARE YOU CALLING YOU KNOW? 

Employee: WHERE ARE YOU CALLING? WE DON'T HAVE ANY OPPORTUNITIES OK?

Pranker: YOU DO HAVE IT! RIGHT? DON'T LIE TO ME.

Pranker: STOP IT. STOP IT

Employee: JUST GO IN A HELL. DON'T CALL HERE!

Pranker: DON'T SAY THAT TO ME! [phone call ends]

Pranker: [laughing]