Angry Indian Restaurant Prank Call - An Animated Classic!

Best quotes: 

• “NANANANANANANANA NAAANMAN! Like Batman, but Naanman instead.”
• “I will take out the snake from my pants, charm it so it does not hurt me, and then release it on you right?”
• “I’m coming right now on my razor scooter RRRIGHT NOW!”

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Are you ready for one of the most hilarious meltdowns ever?!! I called an Indian restaurant as Rakesh and the owner goes into complete RAGE mode as soon as I question the quality of his food. The conversation that ensues is one of the most memorable calls from my channel! 

This guy gets sooo mad that he ends up calling the cops! I’ve had a lot of prank calls lead to someone threatening to call the police, but it’s a rare event to get one of them on the phone. Yes - they actually put the officer on the phone to talk to Rakesh! Somewhere in the police records there’s a document about Rakesh Cristoval (Cristoval spelled Q-O-R… obviously?).  

Rakesh is savage enough to handle this angry maniac, but the owner’s responses are pretty amazing, they make me laugh every time! Can you imagine his employees and even customers hearing him yell all this stuff?! What other kinds of angry Indian restaurant prank calls should I do? Let me know in the comments!

 

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Transcript

 [phone calling sound]

Indian restaurant: [censured] may I help you?

Pranker: Hello. Can I talk to somebody who can tell me about

Pranker: Hoppilly hippity skilly hoppity screensaver?

Indian restaurant: Sorry?

Pranker: Can I make one order please for pick up?

Indian restaurant: Sure.

Pranker: Will it be high quality or what?

Indian restaurant: What do you mean is it going to be "high quality"?

Pranker: Okay, the I buy the naan it is not good.

Indian restaurant: Oh, yeah? When-when did you come last time?

Pranker: I buy it yesterday but I-I try to eat it not tasty right?

Indian restaurant: You did not like out food quality?

Indian restaurant: Maybe try some other restaurant.

Pranker: I cannot help if your-

Indian restaurant: so I-

Pranker: food taste like the crap. What am I to do it, right?

Indian restaurant: Okay, fine, fine. Let-let my food to be like crap,

Pranker: You put your crap face in-

Indian restaurant: That's what I'm th-

Pranker: The crap food, right? That is what you have to do it!

Indian restaurant: We are not making your order and I'm not-

Pranker: Somebody is not doing the right ritual in the back right?

Indian restaurant: giving you my food...

Pranker: You are suppose to flip the naan, and than as you are doing it...

Pranker: you say na na na na na na na na NAANMAN! Right?

Pranker: Like Batman but Naanman instead.

Pranker: You a**hole.

Pranker: Motherfarker! Don't talk to me like that!

Indian restaurant: Oh yeah?

Pranker: Look okay? I will take out the snake from my pants...

Pranker: .... charm it so it does not hurt me and then release it on you, right?

Indian restaurant: Come, come! Open your mouth you son of a bitch!

Pranker: W-w-what?! What?!

Indian restaurant: Yes son of a bitch?!

Pranker: You mother fark to you right now!

Indian restaurant: Hey listen!

Pranker: What?

Indian restaurant: You know what?!

Pranker: What?

Indian restaurant: I fark your whole family TWICE!

Pranker: Oh my... WHAT?!

Indian restaurant: Over and over and over you mother farker

Indian restaurant: You mother farking piece of crap!

Pranker: Mother fark to you right? Two-

Indian restaurant: You piece of crap!

Pranker: Oh I fark your family-

Indian restaurant: IF YOU HAVE FARKING LITTLE BIT OF MOUTH

Indian restaurant: GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER I'LL COME AND MEET AND 

Indian restaurant: FARKING KILL YOU RIGHT THERE

Pranker:  From the back right?

Indian restaurant: DO YOU-DO YOU UNDERSTAND ?!

Pranker: Fuck-

Indian restaurant: Don't the hide behind farking unknown number you son of a bitch!

Pranker: You are mother farker in the face right now!

Indian restaurant: I AM TELLING YOU YOU FARKING SON OF A BITCH

Indian restaurant: YOUR MOTHER YOUR GRANDMOTHER AND YOUR FARKING WHOLE FAMILY

Pranker: You are mother farker let it out mother yar, let it out

Indian restaurant: I COME AND YOU FARKING SON OF A BITCH

Indian restaurant: GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER IF YOU HAVE FARKING LITTLE BIT OF farking....

Pranker: I have, do you have a ball sack like me? [call ends] Hello?

Pranker: [laughs] Oh my god! Farking ultimate rage! [laughing] what?!

 [phone calling sound]

Indian restaurant: Yes a**hole?

Pranker: What? W-why do you have to talk like that to me?

Pranker: You are my bi-

Indian restaurant: Okay.

Pranker: You are my bitch, right now!

Indian restaurant: A**hole!

Pranker: Don't stop it! Stop it right now! Stop it.

Indian restaurant: NO I'M NOT STOPPING!

Pranker: Stop it. You're hurting my feelings  right now.

Indian restaurant: OH YEAH! I'm "hurting your feelings" fark your feelings!

Pranker: Fark to you right now okay? Fark to you and fark to your family right?

Pranker: Three time, not only two, three!

Indian restaurant: OH YEAH?

Pranker: Mother fark to you

Indian restaurant: But you know what does that mean?!

Pranker: What?

Indian restaurant: You're farking yourself

Pranker: [angry sounds] so it's like rewarding right?

Indian restaurant: OKAY you come in

Pranker: Okay I'm coming right n-

Indian restaurant: You understand that?

Pranker: I'm coming right now on my razor scooter right now ok?

Indian restaurant: You know what? I'm calling-I'm calling the police right now

Pranker: Okay come outside mother farker

 [phone calling]

Police: Hi there.

Pranker: Hello.

Police: Hi, it's constable [censure] from the [censure]

Pranker: H-Hallo what?

Police: Hi there, how are you?

Pranker: I'm great.

Police: Okay. What's your name?

Pranker: Rakesh

Police: What's your last name?

Pranker: Q

Pranker: O-R

Police: QOR, okay, what seems to be the issue here? What's the issue?

Pranker: He- I call I calling about customer relation and he curse my family

Pranker: I all-all I wanting is for him to say sorry that's it!

Pranker: Nothing difficult.

Police: you just-you just want him to say sorry, 'cause he says that you threatened his family.

Pranker: That- Oh my God... Oh my God...

Pranker: That is not true!

Police: Well I can't believe you over him or him over you

Pranker: Okay.

Police: So what I'm say- what I'm saying is-is not to contact him anymore

Police: and not to contact the business anymore.

Pranker: Okay. Alright.

Police: Okay?

Pranker: Alright-

Police: Can I just grab your last name again?

Pranker: Yes it is... Cristoval.

Pranker: C-R

Police: C-R...

Pranker: I-S

Police: I-S...

Pranker: T-O

Police: T-O...

Pranker: V-A-L. Cristoval.

Police: V-A-L... And your first name sir?

Pranker: Uh, Rakesh.

Police: Okay and your date of birth sir?

Pranker: Okay are you going to send me birthday card or something?

Police: [laughing] no sir, it's just for out records so we can document everything

Pranker: Oh, okay.

Police: Just in case anything happens to you or him so..

Police: Can I grab your date of birth?

Pranker: Alright, it is 10, October

Police: Okay?

Pranker: two 19 72 [writing sounds]

Police: Okay, perfect.

Police: Alright sir

Pranker: Okay give me the kiss.

Pranker: H-Hello? [call ends]

Pranker: [laughs]