Category: Scammer pranks, prank calls
Format: Subtitled
Characters: Rakesh
Prank Victim: Scammer
Rage Level: Hardcore
Best quotes:
- “Motheryucker, nobody want to do business with you, THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE TO USE CRAIGSLIST MOTHERBITCH.”
- “Mother bitch! Suck my c**k MEAT-SANDWICH!”
- “Do you want me to bend over, so you can do the FARKING or what?”
Body of content:
Prank calling scammers is one of the most rewarding ways to prank! By extremely popular demand, I called back the racist investment scammer who HATES being called on Sundays. I rang him up again on a Sunday as Rakesh and he was quick to mention his annoyance. He lost his mind on Rakesh for not understanding it was a scammers day off!
I’ve never talked to anyone so sensitive about Sundays - why do you think he is so particular about when he takes his calls? It’s not even a legitimate business! Let me know in the comments if you’re excited to watch part three after this!
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Transcript
[phone ringing]
Guy: This is Steve.
Pranker [speaking as Rakesh]: Uh, hello, can I talk to advertisement guy for loan, please.
Guy: What's that?
Pranker: I-, I say your advertisement on the listing of Craig.
Guy: What are you looking for?
Pranker: I'm looking for loan.
Guy: What kind of loan?
Pranker: Uh, I am trying to build my farm, I have a lot of GOAT, I'm trying to kind of expand the operation-
Pranker: I want to find out what kind of rate you have it these things.
Guy: [background noise] I'd have to see all your-, how much are you looking to borrow?
Pranker: Okay, can you turn down television, please? It very loud background, right?
Guy: How much are you looking to borrow? It is Sunday you know, ma'am, how much are you looking to borrow?
Pranker: Ex-, sir! I am not-, I am not lady, okay? I am guy, but I know it is Sunday, what's wrong with Sunday?
Guy: I don't work on Sunday. That's what's wrong with it.
Pranker: But-
Guy: What-, how much are you looking to borrow?
Pranker: I am looking for-, er, 500 thousand, right? But-, your advertisement, does not say, don't call on Sunday.
Pranker: I-, I only work on Sunday-
Guy: Well, common d-, common, cah-, c-, common SENSE should tell you that.
Pranker: w-, wait-
Guy: I mean are the banks open on Sunday?
Pranker: motherfarker, what do you mean common sense should tell you that, okay? The advertisement said: "Call me-
Guy: Just-, just-
Pranker: anyti-"
Guy: no it does not say that-
Pranker: it does not say: "don't call Sunday", does it?!
Guy: Well, I said common sense-
Pranker: Exactly!
Guy: should tell you that-
Pranker: but w-, why-, is th-
Guy: this is a Financial Services Business we're not open on Sunday. FARK YOU!
Pranker: no you-, YOU ARE CON MAN-
Guy: GO TO HECK!
Pranker: mother bitch! Suck my c**k! MEAT-SANDWICH, hello? [laughing] [speaking to audience]: Oh, this guy is so pissed!
[phone ringing]
Guy: Listen, don't be calling me anymore, you understand that?
Pranker: Stop it, STOP IT! DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT, okay? I want to find out what is the rate?
Guy: FARK YOU A*****E! I SAID-
Pranker: Suck-
Guy: FARK YOU! I AIN'T GIVING YOU NO RATE, you-, if you wanna talk business, call me Monday morning. But right now-
Guy: I'M NOT GONNA DEAL WITH YOU, I don't want to deal with you, SO YOU CALL SOMEBODY ELSE AND BOTHER THEM.
Pranker: Do you want me to bend over, so you can do the FARKING or what?
Guy: No, no, you go fark your mother A*****E and leave me the fark alone.
Pranker: OOOOOO, hello? [laughing].
[phone ringing]
Guy: HEY, GO FARK YOURSELF, you sorry bastard.
Pranker: Look, telephone got disconnect, I don't know what happen, rr-, CALM DOWN MAN. Look-
Guy: WELL YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED y-, you're-, YOU FARKING WITH ME and I ain't gonna fark with you, now then you're-
Guy: you know, you're showing your ass here, you are a sorry son of a bitch and I don't want to talk to you!
Pranker: Okay, I will call you in five minute. Okay? [laughing].
[phone ringing]
Guy: You-, you get a kick out of just being a dumb fark, don't you?
Pranker: No look, I-, I'm sorry, okay? I thought we got off on the wrong foot, so I wanted to try again.
Guy: No, no, no, no, no! You j-, you just get a kick out of being a dumb fark, don't you?
Pranker: YOU MOTHERFARKER A*****E GUY! THAT'S WHY I CALL you back, okay?!
Guy: YOU JUST-, YOU JUST-, YOU JUST GET A kick out of being an ABSOLUTE DUMB MOTHER FARKER-
Pranker: No, you-
Guy: now, you know, there ain't nobody gonna do business with you Monday-Friday-
Pranker: a lot of people-
Guy: and there ain't certainly ain't nobody gonna do business with you after-, listening to your BULLCRAP!
Pranker: Motheryucker, nobody want to do business with you, THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE TO USE CRAIGSLIST MOTHERBITCH. [laughing]
