Major Shipping Issue With Playstation 4 Prank Call

Best quotes: 

• “In my country, to say I am apologizing you say ‘ALUM YAEY MOE YEH!’”
• “I CAN’T SPEAK ASIAN I’M SORRY!”
• “YOU WANT TO TAKE A PISS ON ASIAN PEOPLE?!”
• “You stupid motherf*****. Can’t do the math, huh? HAHAHA, kidding….”

Body of content:

Raphael lives in the UK and ordered a Playstation 4 several months ago, but Royal Mail never delivered it. One of his friends asked me to prank him, and informed me that Raphael was already really frustrated about the situation. I called him up as Buk Lau, pretending to be Royal Mail customer service, and provided him with the WORST service ever while making bizarre demands. 

This kid seems to have a hard time taking Buk Lau seriously, but he’s desperate enough for his Playstation to play along with Buk’s crazy requests. Luckily, I think Raphael got just as much of a laugh out of this prank as I did! I could barely hold in my own laughter when he started losing it! He was such a good sport about working with Buk Lau and repeating crazy phrases. 

The struggle is real when your packages go missing, but this Playstation 4 prank cracked me up! How far would you go to get a package you’ve REALLY been wanting? Do you want to see more UK prank calls like this one? Let me know in the comments!

 

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Transcript

[Phone ringing]

PS4 guy: Hello?

Pranker: Duh hello? Can I speak to Raphael please?

PS4 guy: Yes, this is Raphael. Who's this? 

Pranker: Ok, excellent, my name is a Buk Lau, I working with

Pranker: the, uh Royal Mail, how are you doing today sir? 

PS4 guy: Oh my-, you're Royal Mail, yeah?

Pranker: Right, I want to talk to you about your pending shipment

Pranker: right? Are you still waiting for it? 

PS4 guy: Yes, I really-, I am still waiting a-, a long time actually.

Pranker: OH CRAP, okay! See one, we have a one problem right now 

Pranker: I'm sorry about this, but I think uh, you-, you make a one 

Pranker: order I believe here we-, for one pl-, uh, Sony Playstation 4, right?

PS4 guy: Yes, and I've been waiting for like, I don't know maybe like-

PS4 guy: probably about a year since it's been out. First day it came out

PS4 guy: ordered it and it still hasn't come. 

Pranker: OH CRAP, I was checking the tracking status about this and it 

Pranker: look like we accidentally deliver it to the wrong person

Pranker: and we try to talk to them, but they are not answering the telephone.

PS4 guy: Are you farking SERIOUS? Oh my god, you people are full of crap.

Pranker: Ex-, excuse me, WHAT DO YOU MEAN "YUH PEOPLE" OKAY?! I HAVE- HELLO

PS4 guy: [Hang up]

Pranker: [Speaking to audience] [laughing] He hang up, the accent is awesome "you people"

[Phone ringing]

PS4 guy: Hello? 

Pranker:[Yelling] WHY do you HANG UP ON ME?! I WANT TO GIVE YOU THE REFUNDING, YOU KNOW?

PS4 guy: O-, uh-, oh you're going to refund me? 

Pranker: Duh yeah we-, uh, because of the EXTREME situation, I was given the

Pranker: authorization to write you one check for the price of the item, you know?

PS4 guy: OH, well-, I didn't-, I didn't know. I'm sorry for hanging up I was

PS4 guy: kind of getting a bit pissed off because Royal Mail is a little bit unreliable.

Pranker: But I understand, you know? But we try, we-, I-, I-, very upset you say

Pranker: "you people" you talk about me because I am the Asian boy, I don't like that

Pranker: you know? It's very RUDE, I do-,  I don't do anything to you

PS4 guy: Okay, I'm-, I'm very sorry. I didn't see that I offended you in any way.

Pranker: You know, oh-, okay, I appreciate, you know? But I-, I feel like you try

Pranker: to insult my culture, if you can do me one favor in my country, to say

Pranker: I'm apologizing, you say, ALUMYAEYMOEYEH, can you say to me one time? 

PS4 guy: You wan-, you want me to say it? 

Pranker: Right 

PS4 guy: Eh, uh, Uhlum Yaey moe ye? [laughing]

Pranker: I-, I appreciate! Okay, it-, it-, it-, it mean a lot to me, okay, THANK YOU! Okay.

PS4 guy: [Laughing] [Inhale], oh wait, are you going to refund me or not?

Pranker: I-, I WANT TO DO IT, BUT YOU LAUGH AT ME, you-, you laughing at me?

PS4 guy: No [Laughing] 

Pranker: Wha-

PS4 guy: [Laughing] [Inhale], can you refund me?

Pranker: Well yeh-, uh, why do you laugh at me? 

PS4 guy: I'm sorry, I'm not lau-, [Laughing]

Pranker: Eh, okay, you know, you have to say it one more time. 

PS4 guy: Alum yaey mo yeh [laughing]

Pranker: SEE YOU TRY TO MAKE FUN 

PS4 guy: Sorry I can't-, [laughing] [inhale] I CAN'T SPEAK ASIAN, I'M SORRY.

Pranker: IT's NOT-, WHAT DO YOU THINK, WE-, WE ALL ONE

Pranker: EH-, WE AL-, EVERYBODY ONE LANGUAGE?

PS4 guy: [Yelling] NO, I'M NOT FARKING TAKING A PISS OUT OF ASIAN PEOPLE. 

PS4 guy: I CAN'T SPEAK ASIAN. 

Pranker: YOU WANT TO TAKE A PISS ON ASIAN PEOPLE? Why do you say this, you know

PS4 guy: No, I'm not taking a piss! No, I'm sorry! I'm not taking a piss. 

Pranker: You said you taking piss, you say you PEE PEE

Pranker: on the Asian people, you know? It's not nice. 

PS4 guy: Hm, [laughing] 

Pranker: [Exhale] Okay, are you done lau-, laughing at me? 

PS4 guy: Okay yes, I'm sorry madam. 

Pranker: Okay. How much money do you pay for the PLAYSTATION 4?

PS4 guy: Uh, three hundred and twenty pounds. 

Pranker: Okay, three twenty-, so three twenty including the shipping, or what?

PS4 guy: Uh, uh, no, three forty two, no, wait, £362.

Pranker: YOU STUPID MOTHERFARKA. Can't do the math, huh? [laughing] kidding

Pranker: you know? I laugh at you too, okay, so three SIXTY TWO?

PS4 guy: [Laughing] [Inhale] yeah 

Pranker: Three sixty two okay, alright, so we have a three sixty two, we have to

Pranker: let me pulling my calculator. Okay so we have a three-, three twenty, right?

Pranker: Plus forty two pound for the, for the shipping, right?  

PS4 guy: Yeah

Pranker: Okay, plus forty two have a three six two, then we have to subtract two

Pranker: hundred for the Asian insulting. That leave us with one sixty two, we hav-

PS4 guy: OH WHAT? 

Pranker: Ex-

PS4 guy: no, you w-, no, no, no you-, you, I was joking. I'm sorry! I-

Pranker: MINUS fifty for hanging up on me. We leave you with one hundred twelve uh

Pranker: pound, okay? But after that we have to put in the service charge, we are 

Pranker: going to charge you like a twenty five percent, okay so, time a point two

Pranker: five a point twenty eight dollars, uh, processing charge, so one twelve

Pranker: minutes twenty eight we leave you with the eighty four pound, okay?

PS4 guy: Wu-, uh, eh-, huh? Uh, wha-, what? 

Pranker: Uh, what

PS4 guy: Eight, eighty f-, £84 pounds? 

Pranker: Right, because you have to-, we have a fee, you know? 

Pranker: You laugh at me you, make a funny. 

PS4 guy: Wha-, [laughing] are you joking?

Pranker: No, I very-, very serious, you know? You-, I-

PS4 guy: What the fark? NO, I got to-, no, that's a bull. No you can't do that.

PS4 guy: No I'm-, I'm sorry. I was just joking lad.

Pranker: No, let me-, you see-

PS4 guy: Are you, you-, are you serious? 

Pranker: Okay, if you joking let me-

PS4 guy: Look I can't 

Pranker: do one test, okay, say it for me one more time with the straight face.

PS4 guy: What you want me to say? 

Pranker: Say ALUM YAEY MOE YEH 

PS4 guy: [Laughing] Alright

Pranker: SEE OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M SORRY, I HAVE TO SUBTRACT FIFTY MORE POUND, OKAY?

Pranker: You have a thirty four pound remaining. You know? 

PS4 guy: [Laughing out loud] [Inhale] Are you-, oh my god.

Pranker: YOU THINK IS A SO FUNNY right? 

PS4 guy: Are you taking a mick?

Pranker: I'M GOING TO-, SIT ON-, I'M GOING TO SIT

PS4 guy: Are you serious? 

Pranker: HERE-, I'm going to sit here and play Battlefield 4 

Pranker: while you sit at home and DO NOTHING MOTHERFARKA 

PS4 guy: [Laughing] [Inhale] [Exhale] What, wh-, WHAT?

PS4 guy: Wait, you got it-, eh, uh, you h-, you have my PS4? 

Pranker: IT'S IN MY HAND RIGHT NOW. 

PS4 guy: Whu-, [laughing]

Pranker: NOT SO FUNNY ANY MORE [Laughing] MOTHERFARKA?

PS4 guy: You're a thief. You're a thief!

Pranker: What?

PS4 guy: What the fark? No-, dude, I'm, uh, what, [exhale] WHAT?!

Pranker: [Trying to control laughter] WHAT? 

PS4 guy: I don't know what to say. Are you-, are you joking or are you eh

PS4 guy: What're you doing dude? Uh

Pranker: Okay, look okay, I-, I am JOKING with you, cause you try to joke 

Pranker: with me I don't- have the playstation with me but

Pranker: I sold it to my friend for twenty-

PS4 guy: Okay, you-, you sold it?! 

Pranker: Right! I sold it for like, you know like 

PS4 guy: I want a full farking no mate, a full

PS4 guy: No mate, I want a full refund through paypal

Pranker: Okay, you know what maybe you can-, if you get on your hands and knees

Pranker: and look up into the sky and say HALUM YAEY MO YEH! Maybe God 

Pranker: will answer your prayer and drop the down one playstation, okay?

PS4 guy: So if I said whatever you just said with out-, with a straight 

PS4 guy: face you would refund me properly? 

Pranker: Right, right, but you have to say-, you can not re-, you have to say with

Pranker: your effort and you can not laugh, okay, because I-

Pranker: it very hurt my feelings, you know? Everybody make fun of me

PS4 guy: Okay, alright. [Cough] alright, [laughing] I'm going to say it now

Pranker: [Trying to control laughter]

PS4 guy: Halum Yaey moe yaey, yeah? 

Pranker: Eh, you don't say it right. Okay? It's-, you have to charge, you know?

Pranker: You have to be HULUM YAEY MOE YEH! 

PS4 guy: HALUM YAEH [laughing] 

Pranker: EH, SEH-, WHAT?

PS4 guy: MOE [laughing] [Uncontrollable laughter] Are you joking to me, making me laugh. [Laughing]

Pranker: I sorry that my culture is so FUNNY to you, you know? 

PS4 guy: [Laughing] I'm not racist. I'm not being racist.

Pranker: How would you like it, how would you like it if I tried to say I-, I'm SORRY 

Pranker: THAT YOU ARE TRYING TO MAKE ME LAUGH, DO YOU think it's a FUNNY?! 

PS4 guy: OKAY, I'm sorry [laughing]

Pranker: You are-

PS4 guy: Oh my God 

Pranker: You English MOTHERFARKA, YOU KNOW? YOU VERY HURT ME. 

PS4 guy: I don't find this funny anymore, I think you're just all scammers.

PS4 guy: because I've been waiting for five no, not, probably six-seven months

PS4 guy: for a PS4 and it is not being delivered 

Pranker: Well on the bright side, you got a good 

PS4 guy: Well, what has happened? 

Pranker: laugh out of it. Right? 

PS4 guy: [Exhale] 

Pranker: See uh-

PS4 guy: What we're going to do about this? 

Pranker: Okay, we have a THIRTY-FOUR pound remaining we can transfer to you.

Pranker: What do you want to do about it? 

PS4 guy: Thir-, oh my God 

Pranker: You can-, you can get yourself a nice-

PS4 guy: Thirty four pounds? 

Pranker: like a nice lunch or something, right? But we have a fifteen pound 

Pranker: transfer fee so sorry, about that. We have nineteen pound remaining.

PS4 guy: Nineteen pounds-, are you actually, are you actually, serious?

Pranker: Yeah, yeah

PS4 guy: What did you say your name was? 

Pranker: My name is a Buk Lau. 

PS4 guy: And, you're a woman?

Pranker: What?  

PS4 guy: Are y-, [laughing], ar-, are you a woman? Or-

Pranker: NO, EH-, okay, sorry uh, you're not getting CRAP, okay?

Pranker: I am not a woman, I am a guy, OKAY?! 

PS4 guy: Okay, I'm sorry. [laughing]

Pranker: Yeah

PS4 guy: Lo-, listen, I've like please can you just like 

PS4 guy: refund me now and then  everything will be okay?

Pranker: Ok-

PS4 guy: I'm going to go CRAZY if I don't get a refund. 

Pranker: Oh, you have to say to me, "Buk Lau I very 

Pranker: sorry for upsetting  you and I want to lick your boo sack". 

PS4 guy: [Breathe] Look, okay, yeah, enough, enough, for all the jokes.

PS4 guy: Now please can we just like do a refund? 

Pranker: Okay, don't think you going to get refund anything, OKAY?

Pranker: I hope that the laughing going to be enough to make up for you

Pranker: no playstation motherfarker. You never going to play the game. 

PS4 guy: [Angry exhale]

Pranker: But do you want-, I can put you 

PS4 guy: FARK sake I knew you- Royal Mail farking SCAMMERS fark you Buk Lau

PS4 guy: Fark Royal-, Royal Mail, keep the farking playstation. Fark you.

Pranker: That's so mean.

PS4 guy: That's all I have to say.

Pranker: That's so mean dude. Why would you say that?

PS4 guy: Huh?

Pranker: WHAT?! 

PS4 guy: Hello? Who, wh-, who's that? 

[Tyrone enters the conversation]

Tyrone: Hello? 

PS4 guy: What?

Buk Lau: Why? What the hell? Do you have-, do you have

PS4 guy: Hello who's that? 

Buk Lau: like, do you do like a conference call or something? What the heck happened?

PS4 guy: Uh, uh, okay, you have a black guy or something, who's really pissed off

PS4 guy: that's what I heard it the background. 

Tyrone: What wait, au-, au-, automatically because I'm BLACK I'M PISSED OFF? 

Tyrone: WELL NOW I'M PISSED OFF. 

PS4 guy: No I'm not, not-

Tyrone: C-, come one now dawg, how you going to go and say that DAWG, yo-, you-

Tyrone: So, you was making fun of Chinese people and now you making fun of black people?

PS4 guy: I'm not-, I'm not making fun of anyone. UH, I'm, wu-, uh, what the fark?

Pranker: Alright, my name is Russell Johnson, I work for-

PS4 guy: I'm sorry for 

Pranker: I work for Royal Mail, and, uh, we're going to go ahead and get this sorted for you.

PS4 guy: Your-, your name is-, sorry who, what?

Pranker: My name is Russell Johnson and if you can go ahead and say uh, what UH, Buk Lau requested

Pranker: we'll go ahead and get this expedited for you and taken care of. 

Pranker: So starting off with, HALUM YAY MOE YEH

PS4 guy: You want me to repeat after you? 

Pranker: Yeah, I want you to repeat uh, you know, the phrase-, the phrase, he was saying.

Pranker: Halum Yay Moe Yeh 

PS4 guy: Halum Yay moe yeah? 

Pranker: Okay, and then, the other one which was, "Buk Lau I'm very sorry, uh, I will lick your balls". -Sack

PS4 guy: What? 

Pranker: Uh, what is your name again? For verification purposes? 

PS4 guy: Raphael 

Pranker: Okay, Raphael. And according to our records here, you are-, 

Pranker: you are waiting for a pending PS4 shipment, is that correct?

PS4 guy: Yeah

Pranker: Okay, let me pull up the notes here and according to the system

Pranker: notes here, you're currently being pranked right now, is that correct?

PS4 guy: What? What? 

Pranker: I said, according to our records here, you're currently being pranked right now, is that correct?

PS4 guy: [Laughing] [Exhale] Oh my God. 

Pranker: Yo man, my n-, my name is Russell and I run a YouTube channel called OwnagePranks 

Pranker: One of your friends sent in a detailed request about how you haven't gotten your

Pranker: Playstation 4 in a while, and he wanted us to pull a little prank on you [laughing]