Buk Lau vs Tyrone Throw Down - Best Rap Battle Ever!

Best quotes: 

• “Fark the shirt, you really need a skirt and some astro-glide because jail is gonna hurt.”
• “I don't need a car, I got your mom's Caddy, be careful what you say, I could be your new daddy!”
• “I'm your landlord and rent just got raised, skip that next rap, your ass just got played.”
• “Don't matter if you had all the cash in the world, your frail yellow frame will never satisfy a girl.”

Body of content:

You won't stop laughing as Buk Lau and Tyrone drop a lyrical beatdown in the best rap battle ever! Things got HEATED when the two characters battled it out to win the limited edition Ownage Pranks t-shirt! Who won this round, Buk or Tyrone? Which other Ownage characters would you like to see battle each other? Put your thoughts in the comments below!

 

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Transcript

[bell rings] [crowd cheering]

Pranker [speaking as John Mcain]: We are back for round two!

Pranker [speaking as reporter]: Oh Nelly, it's getting hot in here, so take off all your-

Pranker [speaking as John Mcain]: Stop! You're embarrassing us. [crowd cheering]

Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: Are you ready for this? [music playing]

Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: Yo, did you forget what I did to you last round, I wasn't even trying you.

Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: Just wait till you see me wearing that shirt.

Pranker [speaking as Russell and referee]: That's enough, you guys should know the rules by now. Buk, you ready?

Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: Yeah, yeah, give me that, let's not waste any more time. [crowd cheering]

Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: [music playing], You know Tyrone, last time I went easy on you because some things-

Pranker: are better left unsaid, today it's not gonna be one of those days. Here we go.

Pranker: [starts rapping] Nice rap, we know you didn't write that, fark with Buk, you know I'm gonna fight back-

Pranker: you think you a star but let's get real, you don't have a car, you can't pay your bills-

Pranker: you wanna be Wayne, you really sweat Drake, you hard on the mic but we know you so fake-

Pranker: no money, no women and no class, not cool, not fly just broke ass, stealing from your neighbors, knocking up hoes-

Pranker: t-t-talked about my momma so anything goes, you a TV steering.

Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: Hey, that was a prank man.

Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: Crazy ass bitch, I'll teach you a lesson fark the shirt, you really need a skirt-

Pranker: and some astro-glide because jail is gonna hurt. I'm your landlord and rent just got raised, skip that next rap, your ass just got played. [crowd cheering]

Pranker [speaking as Russell]: GOOD GOD! As Tyrone would say [speaking as Tyrone]: HA DAYUM! [speaking as John Mcain]: Please don't ever say that again.

Pranker [speaking as Russell]: It's seeming like anything goes here in round 2.

Pranker [speaking as John Mcain]: T-DOG is up next, I wonder what he has in store for us.

Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: Alright Buk, keeping this crap dirty huh?!

Pranker: [speaking as Buk Lau]: [laughing] Is this where you make another dumb laundry joke?

Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: Forget the laundry, I'm about to clean you out, you are about to see what happens, when you pick a bone, with Tyrone.

Pranker: Break your motherfarking self [echoing sound]

Pranker: [starts rapping] Dayum dawg, talk about getting played, we know your family stitched my Jays, I've seen you on the listing Craig giving massages-

Pranker: is how you get paid, c'mon dawg, this shirt's too fresh for you, you know who the flyest in the OP CREW.

Pranker: I'm-I'm smooth brother and a superstar lover, don't take it from me go ask your mother, I don't need a car, I got your mom's Caddy-

Pranker: be careful what you say, I could be your new daddy fake?! Your food's full of MSG, I didn't write crap, I freestyle that beat, don't matter if you had-

Pranker: all the cash in the world, your frail yellow frame will never satisfy a girl. You want the shirt? Make a knock-off quick Tyrone the Champ. Quit talking crap.

[crowd cheering]

Pranker [speaking as Russell]: I cannot believe that just happened.

Pranker [speaking as John Mcain]: I'm speechless.

Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: What you said about my mom is a fark up man.

Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: Well, I'm still mad about what you say about [indistinctive]. Pranker [speaking as Russell]: Gentleman relax, the match is over.

Pranker [speaking as John Mcain]: Well, who do you think won? [crowd cheering] [drums playing]

Pranker [speaking as Russell]: Looks like there's a tie. We'll have to let the fans decide.

Pranker [speaking as John Mcain]: Leave your comments down below and let us know who you think won and deserves this limited edition t-shirt.

Pranker [speaking as Russell]: And don't forget to grab your own t-shirt or hoodie now before they're gone forever.

Pranker: In the meantime, I'll just hold on to this until y’all decide.

Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: What?!

Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: Huh?!