Category: Scammer pranks, prank calls
Format: Subtitled
Characters: Billy, Juan
Prank Victim: Scammer
Rage Level: Moderate
Best quotes:
- “DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S SUNDAY?”
- “I'M NOT TAKING TWO MINUTES WITH YOU, YOU'RE THE RUDE SON OF A BITCH THAT CALLED ME LIKE TWO WEEKS AGO.”
- “I do not TALK on Sunday morning, HOW MANY DAMN TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS?”
Body of content:
For several weeks I’ve been pranking a scammer running an investment fraud operation, and this was the final call in the four-part series of pranks on him. He absolutely despises being called on Sundays, so I continued calling him on his “day off” and he immediately lost it! To keep him picking up the phone, I called him midweek and asked to do business with him on a Sunday.
After rage quitting our phone call for daring to ask him to talk on a Sunday, he DISCONNECTED HIS NUMBER!! Looks like this guy has had enough of my games! Did he give up his scam for good or do you think he’s back at it? Let me know in the comments below! It would be hilarious to find this guy again and call him on a Sunday.
Similar videos you’ll love:
Angry Investment Scammer Prank 2
Investment Phone Scammer Prank 1
Transcript
[phone ringing]
Guy: Hello?
Pranker [speaking as Billy]: Hello?
Guy: Yes?
Pranker: Hey there, how you doing there sir? I came across your advertisement about the LOANS?
Guy: DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S SUNDAY?
Pranker: Ehm, I-, I'm very aware, YES!
Guy: Well, then I think you should call me Monday morning.
Pranker: But-, but-, eh-, is it okay if we talk now? Tomorrow's gonna be kind of tough for me.
Guy: No I-, NO I-, it's-, it's-, it's not okay that we talk now. You call me uh-, if you wanna talk about a loan, you call me on Monday morning.
Pranker: Sir, just-, JUST TWO MINUTES, sir I don't under-, I'M GIVING YOU MY BUSINESS.
Guy: I'M NOT TAKING TWO MINUTES WITH YOU, YOU'RE THE RUDE SON OF A BITCH, THAT CALLED ME LIKE TWO WEEKS AGO.
Pranker: EXCUSE ME!
Guy: TEN TIMES ON SUNDAY.
Pranker: Ex-, EXCUSE ME!!
Guy: WELL, YOU KNOW, HERE-, HERE'S THE DEAL, CALL ME MONDAY IF YOU WANT TO.
Pranker: Uh-
Guy: I'M NOT GONNA TALK TO YOU NOW.
Pranker: WHAT DO YOU-, I-, I HAVE NEVER TALKED TO YOU BEFORE IN MY LI-, [laughing] [speaking to audience]: He's so funny, he's the same guy from ten days ago. Oh my God.
[phone ringing]
Guy: Hello, this is Steve.
Pranker [speaking as Alejandro Juan Martinez]: Uh-, yeah, hello, I wanna talk to somebody about getting a loan, please?
Guy: I'm not understanding what type of loan. What are you looking to do?
Pranker: Okay, I HAVING UH-, a farm and I want to getting one loan for to help me with my familia, and also to-, to, for me to getting a car.
Guy: A LOAN FOR WHAT?
Pranker: No, no, no, not COLOGNE, I WANNA GETTING A CAR, ONE CAR for my familia and-, and-, a loan to help me with my FARM TOO!
Pranker: So, I wanna know how money, I-, I wanna getting one rate for this! Information, si!
Guy: What's your credit scores?
Pranker: Uh, my credit score right now, I think like, I-, six hundred fifty, but I-, I wanna try to-, to getting it up a little bit. I see your advertisement-
Pranker: say you do credit score fixing too, right?
Guy: That's correct.
Pranker: Okay, and, how-, how-, how much money you charging for-, for this, or what is the rate or-, or?
Guy: It's $495 uh, for the credit repair.
Pranker: Okay?
Guy: And uh-, and how much do you wanna borrow just for the farm?
Pranker: I WANNA BORROW MAYBE LIKE UH, LET ME LOOK here my CALCULATOR, I wanna pulling uh-, fifty THOUSAND!
Guy: We don't do loans that small.
Pranker: EH-, NO-, IT'S A-, IT'S A-, IS A-, IS A BIG ONE YOU KNOW FIF-, FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLAR.
Guy: Loans start at two hundred and fifty thousand.
Pranker: OK, I HAVING-, I HAVING A GOOD IDEA. OKAY? FIRST, WE WILL DOING THE CREDIT REPAIR WITH YOU, RIGHT? We will do that.
Pranker: Number one! And then, after that, I will come back to you to doing the two hundred FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLAR, SI!
Guy: I-, I just can't help you, sir. You-, you-, uh-, sorry, I can't help you.
Pranker: POR QUE?! BUT-, BUT YOU SOUND LIKE, BUT I-, I DON'T KNOW WHY. YOU-, YOU DOING THIS SERVICE FOR ME, I-, I-, I-
Pranker: I CA-, I CAN PAY YOU, YOUR-, YOUR-, YOUR SERVICE. Si!
Guy: Okay, I'm on the road right now, would-, can you call me next week?
Pranker: Okay, CAN-, CAN-, CAN I CALL UH-, THIS WEEKEND?
Guy: No, I don't take calls on the weekend.
Pranker: Ok, ok, I'm gonna-, I having work, construction job, but do you think I can-, can-, can-, can we talk on, on-, maybe like, SUNDAY MORNING?
Guy: No I do not TALK on Sunday morning, HOW MANY DAMN TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS?
Guy: NOW, I'M NOT GONNA SIT HERE AND ARGUE. I DO NOT WORK ON SATURDAY AND SUNDAY, IF YOU WANT TO TALK MORE, CALL ME IN A WEEK, PLEASE.
Pranker: PLEASE TWO-, TWO-, TWO MINUTE!
Guy: Goodbye.
Pranker: I-, UH-, H-, HELLO? LOOK I-, I-, I NEED SOME HELP, [laughing] [speaking to audience]: It's so funny [laughing].
[phone ringing]
Voicemail: We're sorry, you have reached a number that has been disconnected-
Pranker: [laughs]
Voicemail: or is no longer in service-, if you feel you have reached this recorded in error...
Pranker [speaking to audience]: He disconnected the phone, oh my God, I guess all those Sunday calls started getting to him. [laughing]
