Celebrity Phone Swap! - Prank Calls

Best quotes: 

• “I saw your advertisement on ‘Kuh-jai-jai’...”
• “You don’t have to say ‘soory’, just say ‘sorry’...”
• “I had to call you from Tupac’s Motorola phone man.”

Body of content:

This Canadian guy was looking to trade or sell an iPhone 7 on Kijiji, which is similar to Craigslist. Check out how he reacts when I offer to trade him some older phones that were supposedly owned by celebrities! He doesn’t seem interested in the celebrity factor, but gets a huge laugh out of Tyrone’s antics. What did you think of this prank call? Let me know in the comments!

 

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Transcript

[phone ringing]

Guy: Hello?

Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: Uh yeah, hey, what's up man? I saw your advertisement on, uh- K- Kijiji.

Guy: On Kajat? For what?

Pranker: Uh, f- for the iPhone, you had a iPhone?

Guy: Yeah I do, yup.

Pranker: Okay, excellent! So yeah, man, I- I would love to trade you for that.

Guy: Oh yeah? What do you got to trade?

Pranker: I- I do have i- it's a pretty good condition uh, iPhone 4? Uh, it's a 4s.

Guy: [laughing]

Pranker: But h- h- h- hold on I- I know it may seem like all that, uh, you know, when I first mention it-

Pranker: but- what's real important is, it was actually Drake's phone, and he used it in a couple of his music videos.

Guy: OH, it was Drake's phone?

Pranker: Yeah, yeah, so- so Drake owned it, you know I'm saying, are- are you familiar with him?

Guy: Yeah, no man, I'm kind of looking for cash.

Pranker: But I- I also do have, I have- do you know Tupac?

Guy: What about Tupac?

Pranker: But I- I do have his 1995 Motorola Phone and uh- i- it was actually the phone he was carrying when he got shot unfortunately.

Guy: [laughing] I don't know, you- like I'm- only reason I'm still on the phone with you, is because you're entertaining me right now.

Pranker: No-

Guy: Biggest load of bullcrap I ever heard in my life.

Pranker: I'll- I'll give you Tupac's phone AND- AND Drake's phone, yo- that's like a HIP HOP like sensation right there man, that's- that-

Pranker: crap would go to the museum, you know I'm saying?

Guy: [laughing] Why don't you put it in a FARKING MUSEUM then?

Pranker: Because man, I- I- I- I like you, I think you a good dude, and I wanna give you this opportunity FIRST, you know I'm saying?

Guy: [laughing]

Pranker: Because it just sits there in a museum, ain't nobody gonna use it man, you might be the next BIG THANG.

Guy: Six hundred cash, when you get it call me back, if not, don't waste my time, thanks bye. [hang up]

Pranker: Okay, Tupac's phone, Drake's- [laughing] [speaking to audience]: Dude, I was struggling to say that Tupac line, I wanted to laugh so hard. [phone ringing]

Guy: Hello?

Pranker: Hey look- hey look- you- you drive a HARD BARGAIN, so I kind of went back on the DRAWING BOARD, I- I called up my cousin-

Pranker: to see what we could do here, and uh, but- but my cousin actually knows Drake's barber, and he has his last T-Blade from his haircuts? So he can get all them-

Pranker: shape-ups and stuff like that?

Guy: What the fark?

Pranker: So I- I wanted to get you the two phones AND the T-blade.

Guy: This is the most RETARTED phone call I've ever gotten in my life.

Pranker: Yo- yo, but- but come on man like tha- tha- that's like, you know, th- that's not socially correct no more man, you can't be using the "r" word, so like, you know-

Pranker: wuh- one of my BROTHERS has that, so like, you gotta relax dawg, can you apologize about what you said real quick?

Guy: No, not a chance in heck, don't call my farking phone no more you farking goof.

Pranker: DAWG, COME ON, HOW YOU GONNA SAY THE "R" WORD LIKE THAT- [laughing]

[phone ringing]

Guy: Listen man, STOP CALLING MY FARKING PHONE, alright? Jokes over.

Pranker: No, I- I- I feel you man, but like, ho- honestly I- I got offended by what you said-

Guy: LOUD AND CLEAR, STOP CALLING MY FARKING PHONE.

Pranker: No, I- I get- if you just SAY SORRY real- if you just say sorry real quick about the whole "r" word.

Guy: I'M NOT SAYING SORRY TO YOU YOU FARKING CRACKHEAD, DON'T CALL MY PH-

Pranker: LISTEN DAWG, I didn't- you have to say soorry just say sorry, man. [laughing] [speaking to audience]: You farking crackhead.

[phone ringing]

Guy: Hello?

Pranker: Ho- honestly man, that- that was rude, alright? Like y- you kind of- you kind of being disrespectful.

Lady: DUDE, DO ME A FAVOR, PLEASE.

Pranker: PLEASE just say SORRY man, like real quick.

Guy: YOU'RE GONNA SET ME OFF HERE AN- you're gonna put me into the really BAD MOOD.

Pranker: D- dawg.

Guy: Having a pretty good day so far-

Pranker: L- listen, I'm having- I'm having a good day too a- and you DISRESPECTED ME-

Guy: JUST STOP CALLING MY FARKING PHONE THEN, PLEASE STOP CALLING MY PHONE BRO.

Pranker: YOU DISRESPECTED me and my brother man, you- you DISRESPECTED US-

Guy: I DON'T GIVE A FARK ABOUT YOU OR YOUR STUPID FARKING BROTHER.

Pranker: Just- listen dawg- just say sorry real quick like- it's- it's not that big of a deal man, stop b-

Guy: I'M NOT SAYING CRAP TO YOU-

Pranker: MAN TAKE THE GODDAMN STICK OUT OF YOUR ASS-

Guy: don't call my phone.

Pranker: TAKE THE MOTHERFARKING STICK OUT OF YOUR ASS dawg, why you being a little bitch?

Guy: [hang up]

Pranker: Just farking- [laughing] [phone ringing]

Guy: Hello?

Pranker: Yeah man, I had to call you from Tupac's Motorola Phone man like, I- I just really just want you to say sorry-

Pranker: right quick, and that's all, if you could just-

Guy: NO! It's never gonna happen.

Pranker: WHY CAN'T YOU JUST MAN UP AND SAY SORRY MAN?

Guy: Never in a MILLION YEARS will that ever happen.

Pranker: Why you gotta be so HARD HEADED man, like I just don't get it man. Like- like you- you are kind of being a little bitch.

Guy: No man.

Pranker: With all due respect, you are being a little bitch, so like just-

Guy: Aww bro, you gotta cancel that crap quick man, real quick.

Pranker: No.

Guy: That's really starting to piss me off, don't say stupid crap to me like that on the phone please.

Pranker: B- what you said about my brother well it pissed me off. [laughing] [phone ringing]

Guy: Sup?

Pranker [speaking as Russell]: Uh yeah, hi, I was calling about the iPhone on Craigslist? On Kijiji rather, sorry.

Guy: Okay.

Pranker: What is the condition of it? It didn't really mention in the ad.

Guy: It's only a month old I just, uh- I just signed a new contract for uh Telus phone, I got the iPhone 6s and then-

Guy: a- like two weeks later, I BOUGHT OUT uh iPhone 7 plus, so like it's in a MINT CONDITION.

Pranker: Oh got you, no well I- I was talking about the iPhone 5 you had up?

Guy: I don't have an iPhone 5 for sale.

Pranker: Huh? Uhm, well I'm- I'm looking at the ad right now it says BLACK 32 gb iPhone 5 and then- it mentions something about-

Pranker: I- I guess DRAKE used to own the phone?

Guy: Oh man, somebody's- somebody's gotta have my phone number posted on or something, I think that's, I gotta phone call from these-

Guy: idiots looking for- to buy my phone the other day and uh- it's- they've must of posted my phone number on something that's not me.

Pranker: Oh.

Guy: I don't have an iPhone 5 for sale.

Pranker: Oh crap.

Guy: It might be one of these guys, I'm not sure if you have- if you have one of these guys, then don't call my farking phone anymore bro.

Guy: IF NOT THEN NO, it ain't my phone for sale, alright?

Pranker: Wait, so- sor- sorry I was just- I was just a little confused, uh, yeah, h- hello? [laughing] [speaking to audience]: He doesn't know what to think dude. We go again.

[phone ringing]

Guy: Hello?

Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: Yeah, hi, uh, I was calling about your advertisement on the Kijiji?

Guy: Kay.

Pranker: Yeah, do you still have the iTelephone available?

Guy: Yes.

Pranker: Okay, great! Uh, if you don't mind me asking, how- how did you even get that? Like- how did you even come across som- something like that?

Guy: What do you mean how did I come across it? I own it, I'm talking you on it right now.

Pranker: OH, no but- I'm say- if it was me man, I would put it in a box or something like that, it's probably worth a lot of money, you understand?

Pranker: You- you are talking about the Drake phone, right?

Guy: The what?

Pranker: Uh duh- the phone here says that uh- used to be owned by Drake, right?

Guy: By brick?

Pranker: NO! By Drake, duh- duh singer! The guy who says like a uh- he has that song out right now- it- with Future, "Used To This"? [Buk Lau raps Drake]

Guy: [hang up]

Pranker: Uh, he- he- hello? [laughing]