Cheating Husband Prank Call - Ownage Pranks

Best quotes: 

• “I also like to make gay sometimes”
• “Ever since he saw my chicken tikka masala he was hooked”
• “Welcome to stage two”

Body of content:

This call escalated from an angry customer prank to a cheating husband prank SO QUICK! The sister of the prank target told me he works at Home Depot, and is also fiercely protective of his husband. I started out the call as Rakesh, a disgruntled Home Depot customer calling him to ask for an apology for his rude behavior. 

To take this prank to “stage two”, I started dropping hints that Rakesh was also having an affair with his husband, and he immediately took the bait! Buk Lau and Tyrone even got in on action, to convince the guy there was a bunch of men partying with his husband at that moment! He completely lost his mind and the insults and questions started flying!

In the end, this prank had a happy reveal and turned into a hilarious experience! What crazy scenarios should I try next for a cheating husband prank? How would YOU react if you got this call about your partner?? Let me know in the comments below!

 

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Transcript

 [Phone ringing]

Guy: [Sigh], hello?

Pranker [speaking as Rakesh]: Yeah, hello, uh, can I talk to Sonjay, please?

Guy: It's Sonjay.

Pranker: Oh okay, great! So yeah, my name is Rakesh, I'm actually one of your customer, at the home depot, uh-

Pranker: you actually, you know, I come in there often, I was buying, some wood, but-, to be honest, you gave me-

Pranker: little bit dirty look last time, and was very rude, so I was hoping you can make apologizing to me right now.

Guy: I don't think I should give you an apology.

Pranker: LISTEN, YOU FARKING HALF PINT, you apologize RIGHT NOW or I will turn your life upside downing.

Guy: You're not getting crap out of me.

Pranker: Okay, alright, well I'm going to have to call Cio I think and tell him about your behavior, I don't think he will like that.

Guy: How the fark do you even know about him?

Pranker: The two of you make the gay, right?

Guy: Is this really farking happening?

Pranker: Can you drink some water or something? I feel like you're trying to seduce me or something, man, I don't like-

Pranker: to make the gay like that, like drink some water, wake up a little bit.

Guy: How did you get my number?

Pranker: You don't ask questions here, okay? I am the boss man, I will answer your question after-

Guy: I don't give a DAMN, if you threaten to blow up, my farking country.

Pranker: That was a good one, you little pansy bitch! STOP IT! STOP IT! Okay? Look, we are right now in stage one, I don't want to go to stage two.

[Hang up]

Pranker [speaking to audience]: He hung up. [Laughs]

[Phone ringing]

Guy: Babe, I need you.

Pranker: I told you, don't try to seduce me motheryucker.

Guy: WOAH, NO N***A, WOAH, NUH UH, no, FARK IT, WHAT?

Pranker: Welcome to stage two.

Guy: Okay, what the fark are you talking about?

Pranker: Are you ready to cooperate? Or no?

Guy: Why the fark do you have my husband's phone?

Pranker: Lo-, we can get to that later.

Guy: No, NO, we're not getting to anything later-

Pranker: Yeah.

Guy: you're gonna answer my question NOW.

Pranker: First, you want to apologize. Okay?

Guy: I'm not gonna FARKING APOLOGIZE to you.

Pranker: MOTHERYUCKER DOOON'T raise your voice to me. STOP IT!

Guy: [Exhales]

Pranker: I want to tell you a little confession, right? That I also like to make gay sometimes, but not all the time.

Pranker: But, you can put two and two together, right?

Guy: You're telling me that Cio's with you?

Pranker: Right!

Guy: [Exhales] Okay.

Pranker: Listen, your husband ever since he saw my chicken tikka masala, he was hooked.

Guy: Okay.

Pranker: Look, he doesn't like your little midget c**k anymore, okay, so just move on.

Pranker: You were talking crap about me and my country and saying bomb this, right? Curry that.

Pranker: Well guess what? My curry dick, is balls deep inside of him.

Guy: I WILL FARKING MURDER YOU.

Pranker: But then, I won't be able to give it to Cio the way he likes it. So he would be upset about that. So I cannot die. Sorry.

Guy: First of all, you're not gonna talk about my husband like that.

Pranker: Okay, whatever you-

Guy: Second of all, there is no way you're sleeping with him.

Pranker: Motheryucker, he's in the other room right now, I told you about stage two, I took his phone and called you because you're-

Pranker: being a little bitch. I didn't want to have to tell you about it. I was going to keep you in the dark. It's been months now, right?

Guy: Okay.

Pranker: Don't cry like a little bitch, okay? STOP IT!

Guy: What the fark do you want?

Pranker: Look man, like I said, we were having a little party over here, we have somebody else, maybe he talk to you, maybe he will, uh-, eh-

Pranker: go over a little better, okay? Because I know you don't like me very much, right? But I want to mend things.

Guy: Sure, fine, whatever makes-

Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: Duh, hello? Yeah, hello, can I talk to Sonjay?

Guy: Yeah, this is Sonjay, yeah.

Pranker: Okay, great! You know, actually uh-, duh-, Cio tell me a lot about you, some good things, some bad things, you know, but like a-

Pranker: hudge pudgee mix of stuff.

Guy: Bad things like what?

Pranker: Uh, just about how, you-, your shortness, sometimes a little bit upsetting, right? He wish you would dye your hair. Uh, little things like that.

Guy: Okay, go on.

Pranker: So, sorry I don't mean to hurt your feeling. I don't know if Cio tell you, but, he like to have a little bit of fun on the side-

Pranker: we have like a group, we've had for a little while. We like to do the FARKING, you know?

Guy: [Inhales] [exhales]

Pranker: Are you beating your meat? I don't want you to get off to thinking about it.

Guy: No, I'm not.

Pranker: Okay, great! You know, but if you play your cards right, and you try to warm up and apologize to the Indian guy, maybe we'll let you watch us-

Pranker: one day, but don't-, yeah.

Guy: NO! Do-, tell em-, actually, let me talk to him. Let me talk to him. I'd like to.

Pranker: Oh, okay, hold on.

Guy: Let me talk to him.

Pranker: Okay, one minute.

Pranker [speaking as Rakesh]: Uh, hello, so, do you feel better?

Guy: I just want to actually say I'm sorry.

Pranker: Oh okay, thanks man, I really appreciating, right? It really means a lot, because I'm pretty sure, we're clean and tested. So you don't have-

Pranker: anything to worry about. I-, I hope.

Guy: That's okay.

Pranker: Okay.

Guy: I mean, you're gonna farking be DEAD, by the end of the week anyways. So-

Pranker: Oh, what makes you think that?

Guy: Oh, you know.

Pranker: Motheryucker, I can put one hand out in front of me. Hold you by the forehead, and you will be stuck, okay? So don't act like you're a big man, right?

Guy: And then, I'd be the perfect height to stab you in the D**K.

Pranker: Yeah, I know you want the d**k, but, you cannot engage with mine, I'm sorry. Only Cio.

Guy: NO-, NO-, NO-, I'm-

Pranker: Look, I will gag you with my chicken tikka masala and then get it nice and lubricated, and then give it to Cio, how do you think-

Guy: The fark is chicken tikka masala?

Pranker: It is the way I refer to hot doggie downstairs, right?

Guy: It no longer matters-, I'm just gonna like-

Pranker: K-, here-

Guy: I'm gonna hurt you.

Pranker: But hold on, I don't think you can do that, I have a body guard here talk to him.

Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: Uh-, eh-, ayyo-, what's going on man? My-, my name is Tyrone. Uh-, I'm-, I'm also part of-, the uh-

Guy: Tyro-

Pranker: group, you know I'm saying? Uh so, yeah, I-, I just wanna-

Guy: How many people exactly are there?

Pranker: We just a bunch of homosexuals having a good time, you know I'm sayong? Like-

Guy: Okay. Cool.

Pranker: Yeah, yeah, it is man, you should've seen the way Cio was moaning last night dawg, he was having like a good ass time.

Guy: Can we not talk about that?

Pranker: I GUARANT MOTHERFARKING TEE he was not moaning like that for you.

Guy: I DON'T WANT TO FARKING HEAR IT.

Pranker: Alright, boo boo. Well uh-, you know, I just wanna say I-, I got mad love for you dawg, I know we got off on the wrong foot and stuff, but, but I love you.

Guy: Can I please uh-, if he's there, talk to my husband?

Pranker: I don't know man, like, he's passed out dawg, he was-, he had some of that SIZZEPP.

Guy: OH.

Pranker: Because he's passed the fark out now.

Guy: Okay. How long has this been going on?

Pranker: Uh, you know-

Guy: Farking tell me! I wanna know.

Pranker: [Exhales]

Guy: [Slapping] I WANT TO KNOW!

Pranker: Did-, did-, did you just slap your inner thigh while you said that?

Guy: Just tell me.

Pranker: Alright dawg, but first you got to tell me you love me too. Then I'll tell you.

Guy: NOOO.

Pranker: You getting melodious now, with your nose? Just sat it dawg!

Guy: Nooo.

Pranker: Now-, now-, now you're getting EROTIC with it, like, nooo, come on dawg, be like, listen Tyrone-

Pranker: I-, I know we got off on the wrong foot, but from the bottom of my heart home boy, I love your black ass. Say it like that.

Guy: Okay. From the bottom of my heart Tyrone, I love your black ass.

Pranker: YEEEEAH, I like that crap DAWG!

Guy: For how long exactly has this bees going on?

Pranker: Uh-, probably like six months.

Guy: Okay.

Pranker: If I had to put like a rough estimate, I would say we busted between like, 300 and 350 nuts in that time.

Guy: Oh

Pranker: Right, man, well listen. I got to come clean with you the last thing alright?

Guy: What else could you possibly come clean about?

Pranker: The truth is man, all of this form the start of this mohtefarking phone call with the Indian dude has just be [speaking as Russell] a little joke.

Pranker: And Cio has nothing to do with it nor is he in the vicinity, nor do we have his cell phone.

Guy: [Laughs]