Sex Worker Prank Call Gone Wild!

Best quotes: 

• “I don’t wanna have sex right now, I just wanna play some Xbox, can you do that for me, and read me a bedtime story QUESTION MARK?”
• “Imma pay yo a** 200 rupees and sh**, relax!”
• “Hello I want sumboodee to stroke-uh my NOODLE”

Body of content:

In this sex prank gone wild I called a prostitute and tried to get some service for the Ownage Pranks characters! I called her as a few different characters to try and get her going, but she was totally weirded out! My constantly changing caller ID was enough to keep her answering the phone.

I apparently interrupted a “session” with a client once, but when I called back she was actually down to play Xbox with Tyrone and read him a bedtime story…. for $200 an hour!! Annoyed with my antics, she made sure to let me know I was wasting her minutes. 

Would you like to see some more wild pranks to sex workers? What weird requests should I try in the future? Tell me in the comments!

 

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Transcript

[phone calling sound]

[music playing]

Pranker: Uh...

Hooker: Hello?

Pranker: Uh, hello?

Hooker: Hey, who's this?

Pranker: Hey, is this Carmen?

Hooker: Mmm, yes, but you need to call me from

Hooker: an unblocked number babe.

Pranker: I can't call you from uh- 'cause I was-I was a little worried

Pranker: You know what I'm saying? Um, ki-kinda self conscious.

Hooker: Okay well, you need to call me from an unblocked number

Hooker: before we continue this conversation.

Pranker: Alright, alright girl. Relax girl. Don't get all angry

Pranker: don't [call ends] pop through my telephone cord and beat my ass or something

Pranker: I'll call you back, alright?

Hooker: Hello?

Pranker: Uh, yeah, hello?

Hooker: Hey who's this?

Pranker: You happy now?

Hooker: Who's this?

Pranker: It's Tyrone, I just called you! I tol-I told you- You told me to unblock my number.

Hooker: Okay, alright babe, let me call you right back…

Pranker: Wha- whu- what-what's going on? Why?

Hooker: Because I'm sucking a [censure].

Pranker: Oh, you-you suckin- oh damn.

Pranker: Hey, yo girl, I'm about to give you $2000.

Pranker: [laughing] she hung up! [laughing]

Pranker: What the fark! [laughing]

Pranker: Oh man! I interrupted."Cause I'm sucking a-" Oh my god!

Pranker: That's [censure] funny as crap. She-she answered the phone like

Pranker: mid [censure] and she's like "hold on baby" [sucking sound]

Pranker: "hello, who's this?" 'cause she don't wanna lose no business.

Pranker: That's farking

Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: That's a big disgusting, you know?

Pranker: Need to call her back as Buk Lau and be like

Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: Hello, I want to somebody to stroke my noodle.

Hooker: Hello?

Pranker: Uh, yeah, hello?

Hooker: Hello.

Pranker: Uh, yo. That [censure] bust a nut yet? Or you, can you still-can you talk now?

Hooker: [choking sounds]

Hooker: Where are you at?

Pranker: I'm in LA. right now. I just wanna talk to you

Pranker: trying to work some numbers or maybe like get a-get a idea

Pranker: what's happening, I just wanna talk to you, maybe we could be a big

Pranker: big big deal for you, you know what I'm saying?

Hooker: Where are you at babe?

Pranker: Talk to me fer- [sputtering]

Pranker: Do you-do you only go to people's places or wh- how do you do that?

Hooker: Yeah, I only do outcalls.

Pranker: Alright, I- sorr- I don't know the terminologies yet

Pranker: You know what I'm saying, it's my first time.

Hooker: I only come to your place.

Pranker: Alright, alright you wanna come to my- and what's your-what's your charge per hour?

Hooker: 200.

Pranker: 200... That's a good price, di-did you have a Black Friday sale?

Hooker: [laughing]

Pranker: [chuckles]

Pranker: I'm just playing with you baby. Uh, uh... So..

Hooker: You're wasting my minutes, do you want to see me or no?

Pranker: Yeah! I'm wasting your minutes? You got a prepaid phone girl?

Hooker: I got another phone, but I didn't pay my bill and it was

Hooker: too late to go to the place.

Pranker: Alright, I'm gonna talk real fast alright. I'm looking for somebody

Pranker: to play Xbox with me,`cause I ain't gotta I don't-I don't

Pranker: like I don't wanna have sex right now, I just wanna play some xBox.

Pranker: Can you do that for me an read me a bedtime story QUESTION MARK.

Hooker: Yes.

Pranker: You can do that?

Hooker: Yup.

Pranker: Alright, so wait, how much it gonna cost?

Hooker: 200 for an hour.

Pranker 200 for an hour? What if I take your ass to like a buffet or something first?

Hooker: Bye, don't ever call my phone again.

Pranker: What do you me- what? Girl...

Pranker: I just wanna get your attention. Hello?

Pranker [laughing] She hung up...

Pranker: Fark.

Pranker: You're wasting my minutes don't ever call my phone again....

Pranker: Bitch, I'ma call your ass every day. Change my number too.

Pranker: Waste your minutes...

[music playing]

Hooker: Hello?

Pranker: Hello. I think we got disconnected.

Hooker: No [censure] I hung up on you.

Hooker: Don't call my phone-

Pranker: Bi-

Hooker: no more.

Pranker: Bitch, why you hang up on me?! I'm just trying to holla at you

Pranker: I'ma pay your ass 200 rubines and crap, relax!

Pranker: I keep changing the caller ID and I think that she's gonna crap herself

Pranker: I'm gonna wait like another couple of minutes and call her back.

Pranker:... she gonna answer...

Hooker: Hello?

Pranker: Uh, yeah, we got disconnected again, baby.[call ends]

Pranker: Hello?

Pranker: She hung up right away.

Pranker: Right, in a second or little bit I'll call her back with a different voice.

Pranker: How about that? `Cause she's just gonna hang up now.

Pranker: I'll call her back as Buk Lau in a little bit and be like

Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: Duh, hello? Can I talk to someboodee

Pranker: I want to someboodee to do the strike my noodle right?

Pranker: Someboodee want to do the dirty thing to me, you do it for me?

Pranker: You do the sexy right?

Pranker: I want someboodee do the sexy thing you know?

Pranker: Oh, I hear- I hear the black people you know, the have crazy ass.

Pranker: Jigiring jiggiring [laughing]

Pranker: Okay, I don't wanna think about it too much

Pranker: I don't know if I should do that...I'm just thinking...

[music playing]

Hooker: Hello.

Pranker [speaking as John]: Uh, hello?

Hooker: Hey, who's this?

Pranker: Um, m-my name is John. I uh, saw your ad on the uh...

Pranker: Craigslist? Or not Craigslist, sorry the other website.

Hooker: MACS page?

Pranker: I'm sorry?

Hooker: The backstage?

Pranker: Yeah, I-I'm sorry. Yeh-eh-eh-eh

Pranker: It actually real-really hard to hear you right now.

Pranker: I don-I don't know if it's eh, y-y-your

Pranker: your your your your cellular device

Pranker: I don't know if it's me uh you're kinda in and out.

Hooker: Where are you baby?

Pranker: I'm in Los Angeles, I just wanted to call and ask uh-

Pranker: about your services! Um, I

Pranker: Uhh, I jus-I just wanted to know what was

Pranker: [stammering] a little too much for you or what you're into

Pranker: That kind of thing. I-I-Ideally I'd like to make it enjoyable

Pranker: for both me and you. You know what I mean?

Hooker: Where are you?

Pranker: I-I-I-I-I I'm in-I'm in Los Angeles right now.

Pranker: Okay do-do-do you mind if we if we discuss...

Pranker: The de-details and all first and then maybe get in to

Pranker: where I can tell you to come uh, to my home?

Pranker: Just gotta make sure my wife's not there.

Pranker: Hello?

Pranker [to audience]: She hung up... Maybe she's not-maybe she's not

Pranker: home wrecker.[laughing]

[music playing]

Hooker: Hello?

Pranker[speaking as Buk Lau]: Duh, hello?

Hooker: Hey, who's this?

Pranker: My name is Buk Lau, I'm calling about the advertisement?

Hooker: Where are you?

Pranker: Wh- where are you?

Hooker: I'm in Los Angeles right now.

Pranker: I saw it say Los Angeles right?

Pranker: But I want to tell somebody you know, I want to...

Pranker: UH, can you tell me what the, what the good price is

Pranker: and what do you have for- to offer?

Hooker: How long did you wanna see me?

Pranker: Uh, like a 15 minutes.

Hooker: A hundred.

Pranker: ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS?!

Pranker: Crap!That's too much money!

Pranker: Can- What if we do like the cooking or something together-

Hooker: Bye.

Pranker: Hey! Relax! Hello?

Pranker: [laughing] Alright, she...

Pranker: A hundred dollars for 15 minutes, wow. It's crazy.