Category: Prank calls, Craigslist and Backpage pranks
Format: Subtitled
Characters: Tyrone
Prank Victim: Ex-stripper
Rage Level: Mellow
Best quotes:
- “I wanna see that booty bounce, the front one and the back one!”
- “I'm a silly ass goose!”
- “I could help you make some twins, you know what I'm saying?”
Body of content:
In this stripper prank call, I posted an ad on craigslist as a rich businessman looking for an assistant to do some odd jobs. A pregnant ex-stripper happened to be the first one to respond! Tyrone called her up about moving some “tampons” for him, but was interested in something MUCH different when he heard she was pregnant.
This prank call got crazy but the girl took the whole thing with a laugh! Would you like to see Tyrone do some more crazy pranks like this one? What ads should I put on Craigslist next? Let me know in the comments below!
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Transcript
[film rolls]
Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: I posted and ad on Craigslist saying that I was a rich businessman looking for an assistant to do some odd jobs.
Pranker: This girl responded right away so I hit up. Check out what happens.
[phone ringing]
Girl: Hello?
Pranker: Uh, hello? May I speak with uh, Kareemah, please?
Girl: Uhm, I know you from?
Pranker: Uh, you know me from the- the internet. You- you replied to my Craigslist advertisement? How's it going?
Girl: Okay, yes?
Pranker: Yeah, so uh, are you currently uh, employed? You uh, chilling right now?
Pranker: What's your life like?
Girl: Uhm well... Actually uhm, I was "working". I was but it really wasn't something that I wanted to do...
Girl: Because they wasn't gonna give me no hours!
Pranker: Okay. Okay, alright well yeah! So uh, you know I'm- I'm in a position in my life right now where uh, I'M BLESSED!
Pranker: You know, uhm, m-money's coming in real good. AND UH... Mainly, we're looking for somebody to make some DISCRETE DELIVERIES.
Pranker: Uh, are you a discrete person?
Girl: Mmm...
Girl: Uh, I would like to think so! [chuckles]
Pranker: Okay, are you uh, you good with directions?
Girl: Do I- Yeah!
Pranker: Okay! Y-You got the GIPS?
Girl: Yeah! [chuckles]
Pranker: Yeah! Ok, cool! So you ain't got no problem with it! So uh, yeah so basically-
Girl: Ah, nah-
Pranker: We uh, you know I think it would first make sense for us to meet like in coffee shop or something you know?
Pranker: Get to know each other a little bit, you know, ta-
Girl: Mhm-
Pranker: T-TALK IT OUT. Uh, because I'm sure you like WHO THE FARKS CALLING ME RIGHT NOW? Uh...
Pranker: And then uh-
Girl: [laughing]
Pranker: [chuckles] And then uh, you know, we can uh... Kinda take it from there!
Girl: Okay!
Pranker: Yeah! Alright so-
Girl: Nice to meet you!
Pranker: Likewise! It's a pleasure to meet you as well! So uh, yeah!
Pranker: D- The stuff we like to move right? We got- we got some code words for it right? So- A-
Pranker: Our main product is "TAMPONS" right? They ain't actually tampons, but uh-
Girl: Oh, okay!
Pranker: You know- but we- we call them that right? To keep it discrete. You know what I'm saying?
Girl: Mhmm...
Pranker: Yeah! Okay, so uhh-
Girl: I understand!
Pranker: Yeah so uh, what's your schedule looking like, you know uh- on the weekends, on the weekdays, you up at night?
Pranker: You a morning person? You a night time person? You-
Girl: Uhm, well I mean-
Pranker: NOCTURNAL, YOU NOT SLEEP OR SOMETHING?
Girl: It doesn't b- I used to be a dancer and...
Pranker: Oh!
Girl: I used to- I'm used to being around you know b- I mean being up around those hours.
Pranker: Mhm.
Girl: So that doesn't really matter to me!
Pranker: Okay! Alright, well uh, well side note girl, you sound mad beautiful girl! Like t-tell me a little bit about yourself!
Pranker: You said you do- you did some dancing? Like, what kind of dancing was that?
Girl: Uh, I used to work at a strip club. [chuckles]
Pranker: Okay, alright, whisper! Whisper! Girl I ain't gonna tell nobody! Don't worry! Okay, so- so- so-
Girl: [laughing]
Pranker: If you don't mind me asking, what ha-
Girl: I don't anymore! I don't anymore.
Pranker: I got you. Wh-
Girl: The money just wasn't the same! You know?
Pranker: Yeah, make that paper! Boo- I feel you, okay!
Pranker: Well uh, tell me this! I mean I know this is little SEGWAY from the initial job opportunities. But like I-
Pranker: IF THE PRICE IS RIGHT, could you hit me with a private dance? Since you got the experience?
Girl: Uhm, well...
Pranker: Okay, thro- throw out a number here that would possibly maybe- possibly possibly entice you!
Girl: Well for one! Well for one, for one it's like this- okay I want you to know that-
Girl: First of all, I'M PREGNANT. For one! So no, I wouldn't do it.
Pranker: EVEN BETTER! OKAY!
Girl: Since I'm pregnant! [chuckles]
Pranker: Okay...
Pranker: Alright, well- [stuttering] Are you against getting it in while you're pregnant? Are you-
Girl: [laughing]
Pranker: I said- [chuckles] I said- you know what I'm saying I want- I wanna- I wanna see that booty bounce!
Pranker: The front one and the back one!
Girl: [laughing] YOU'RE SILLY! [laughing]
Pranker: I'm a silly ass goose!
Girl: You are something else! [giggles]
Pranker: Yeah!
Girl: [laughing]
Pranker: [chuckles] Uh-
Girl: EGGYNAR?
Pranker: YE- [chuckles] OK! Alright so, uh- So cool!
Pranker: I'm thinking we meet up next week, and then I could teach you how to uh- how our marijuana distribution system works!
Girl: Okay?
Girl: Is that safe, like to talk about over the phone?
Pranker: NO- I SAID TAMPONS!
Girl: No, you said marijuana.
Pranker: Oh, okay! See tha- that's a slip. My bad. I- I was just talking about what I'm smoking right now.
Girl: Oh lord Jesus...
Pranker: Okay so like I got- I got the EXTRA LARGE TAMPONS, I got some- I got some SOUR DIESEL tampons...
Pranker: I got some OG TAMPONS. What kind of tampons you looking for?
Girl: I do- I do- I mean, I don't smoke at all so...
Pranker: Ok, alright, so, uh... Y-Y-You gonna wear some nice and cute and show off that- that front and back booty for me?
Girl: No, I'm not. [chuckles]
Pranker: Oh, you gonna wear some stretchy pants? Come on now girl!
Girl: Aren't you so silly? I told you I'm pregnant! You're so silly!
Pranker: [stuttering] How far- how far long are you?
Girl: 6 months!
Pranker: I mean, I can't lie to you! Girl, the pregnancy is turning me the fark on! You know what I'm saying?
Girl: [laughing] You're so silly saying it's turning you on! [giggles]
Pranker: I'm just being real with you, you know what I'm saying? I don't wanna-
Girl: I've never heard that before!
Pranker: Wh- why because- I'm a different kind of dude! [stuttering] So most kind of guys are turned off by that kind of thing?
Girl: No, it's not that! It's that I just never heard like, I mean I hear guys like, "OH MY GOSH, YOU PREGNANT?"
Girl: I'm like, yeah! But, I didn't know it was a- it was a- it was a thing?
Pranker: No, girl-
Girl: That it was just like- [chuckles]
Pranker: No- It-it feels totally different! Girl, when a girl's like 8 months pregnant...
Pranker: ... you hitting that crap from the back... OH, HA DAMN!
Girl: OH LORD JESUS! [LAUGHING] BECAUSE YOU'RE SOMETHING ELSE!
Pranker: Oh I- I'm just being real with you! Alright, cool, so uh...
Pranker: I mean, y- no I was just think you know maybe if you were down, I could-s
Pranker: I could help you make some twins, you know what I'm saying?
Girl: [giggles] You're so silly! NO. [chuckles]
Pranker: Okay alright- My bad I'm- I'm a silly ass goose, what can I do? Alright, alright...
Pranker: Okay so I- I'm a hit you-
Girl: You something else. I tell you what, we’re gonna have to get- we gonna have to uhm, talk about that!
Pranker: Ok! Alright, I'm down with you girl! Alright, so tomorrow I'm gonna hit you up!
Girl: [giggles]
Pranker: We gon- we gonna talk about it some more! I'll confirm with you alright?
Girl: Okay!
Pranker: Okay alright, alright-
Girl: Most definitely-
Pranker: Alright give me a little kiss!
Girl: Oh lord Jesus! [chuckles] You want a kiss!
Pranker: O- on the telephone girl, it's- it's all just platonic! You know what I'm saying?
Girl: Okay! MUAH!
Pranker: Alright- MUAH! OK.
Girl: [chuckles]
Pranker: Alright. Take care girl!
Girl: Alright, you too.
Pranker: Alright, love you!
Girl: [laughing] You something else!
Pranker: I just wanna see how far I can go with it girl! Girl you love me too?
Girl: What- [chuckles[ Yes, I have love for you!
Pranker: Alright, alright, KISS, KISS.
Girl: Yeah-
Pranker: XOXO
Girl: Are you married? I have a question.
Pranker: Okay, conversation ain't over yet! Alright am I married?
Girl: Yeah.
Pranker: I-I- I'm uh, um, I mean, you know I- I'm separated right now!
Girl: You are but you- but you wanted to keep it low key. Okay.
Pranker: Okay, you know what it's about! [stuttering] My bad girl!
Girl: Uh-huh!
Pranker: My Boo-Boo Bertha she- she been messing around on the side and I caught her ass!
Pranker: Right so I told her, "YOU AIN'T GETTING THIS D**K NO MORE!"
Girl: [laughing]
Pranker: That's what you get!
Girl: You are something else!
Pranker: That's what you get Bertha!
Girl: No, uh-huh...
Pranker: She be farking on the side! You know I- I was faithful to her fo- for 6 motherfarking years! Like Joe!
Girl: Oh wow...
Pranker: Yeah...
Girl: Heck, you know that's crazy.
Pranker: Alright Boo-Boo!
Girl: Alright, well I look forward to seeing you tomorrow!
Pranker: Me too! I love you!
Girl: [chuckles] Love you too! Bye-bye!
Pranker: Alright, MUAH! Bye! [phone call ends]
Pranker: [laughing] I don't know how the fark that worked. She was so down for everything...
