Crazy Kebab Guy Threatens To Call The Police! Prank Call

Best quotes: 

• “Yeah can I talk to the kebab nazi please?”
• “You were being a little bit, you know, excuse my French, but a b*tch.”
• “Take that kebab skewer, the cold one, and shove it up your ass, and pass me to the manager, how about that?”

Body of content:

This kebab restaurant is known to have TERRIBLE customer service. I actually ate there and had a bad experience of my own, so I knew the awful reviews were justified. After a short altercation with Rakesh, these guys were already threatening to call the police over this prank call! Not only did the owner flip out on the phone, his employees were all crazy and aggressive as well. 

In a strange twist, one of the employees randomly thinks I’m someone named “Jose”, and things got awkward! Each person I talked to during this prank was unbelievable. What’s in the kebabs that’s making these employees so ANGRY?! Tell me your thoughts on this kebab shop prank call in the comments!

 

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Transcript

Pranker [speaking to audience]: So, this is a restaurant that I actually went to and had a bad experience at.

Pranker: The owners are notorious for having terrible customer service, so I decided to give him a call by a complain of my own.

 [phone ringing]

Guy: [censored] 

Pranker [speaking as Rakesh]: Yeah, hello, I'm calling about uh, food I got it the other day.

Guy: What food, d'you get other day?

Pranker: Unfortunate, it was not too good, man, I just don't know what to do about, I just wondering I'm gonna be-

Pranker: back in the area wondering if I can come back for a new one? 

Guy: I don't know who you are sir, okay.

Pranker: Okay. But would I-, okay I w-

Guy: Don't call me again my friend. 

Pranker: uh-, what are you ta-, hello? 

Guy: I don't know-, I DON'T KNOW.

Pranker: Ok. 

Guy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

Pranker: Okay, I will tell you RELAX calm down, give me one second to explain, it's been 20 second-

Pranker: You want to hang up? 

Guy: [hang up]

Pranker: Hello? 

 [phone ringing] 

Guy: [censored] 

Pranker: Yeah, hello, I just want to figure out-

Guy: MY FRIEND.

Pranker: yeah, yeah.

Guy: MY FRIEND IF YOU CALL ME-

Pranker: I'm no-

Guy: ONE MORE TIME, I'M GONNA CALL THE POLICE ON YOU, I KNOW YOUR NUMBER.

Pranker: look-, look.

Guy: DON'T CALL BACK HERE.

Pranker: Listen-

Guy: BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE.

Pranker: listen, MOTHER UGLY-

Guy: YOU UNDERSTAND? 

Pranker: YOU KISS MY ASS, okay? 

Guy: Well, LISTEN, LISTEN-

Pranker: FARK TO YOU, look-

Guy: LISTEN TO ME.

Pranker: LOOK, [yelling] YOU LISTEN TO ME MOTHERUGLY, I WANT MY FOOD FIXED-

Guy: [hang up]

Pranker: OR I WILL [laughing] [speaking to audience]: He hung up. 

 [phone ringing] 

Guy: Hello? 

Pranker: Look, you don't hang up on me, okay? I-, I-

Guy: I DO HANG UP ON YOU BECAUSE I TOLD YOU DON'T COME BACK TO MY RESTAURANT, okay? 

Pranker: I told you-

Guy: DON'T COME HERE.

Pranker: I have spent hundreds of dollars there in the past few months, I will charge that-

Guy: Oh, you spent hundred dollars, I'M GONNA CALL THE POLICE RIGHT NOW AND GIVE THEM YOUR PHONE NUMBER.

Pranker: Okay.

Guy: YOU SOLICITING ME. OKAY?

Pranker: Okay.

Guy: OKAY? 

Pranker: I'm calling-

Guy: WATCH OUT, I'M GONNA-

Pranker: about food.

Guy: I'M GONNA CALL THE POLICE RIGHT NOW. 

Pranker: I call you back in two minutes. 

Guy: [hang up]

Pranker: [speaking to audience]: Abdo would be perfect.

 [phone ringing] 

Lady: [censored]

Pranker [speaking as Abdo]: Yeah hello, I-, I just wanted to call about uh-, a kebab I came in yesterday to eat it.

Pranker: Uh, I took it for to go and uh, I don't know, if it's just like maybe I had a bad luck or something-

Pranker: you know, it's never been like this before.

Lady: So you had a kebab yesterday, and? 

Pranker: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think it was under-cook, a little bit you know, it was very tough, I had to stop-

Pranker: eating it, it was just like uh-

Lady: OHHH, I wish you, would've called me yesterday and brought it back.

Pranker: it was yesterday night, you know, I had a big business meeting running around, it was so hectic.

Lady: Oh you had a big business meeting.

Pranker: Yeah, so I-

Lady: Well I apologize because it really-

Pranker: yeah.

Lady: never happened here because we're very perfectionist and we make everything fresh every day, and cooked to order. 

Pranker: But basically, you know, I've actually-, I've been coming there for a while with my family and stuff.

Lady: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I would love to know who you are because I know so many people I just can't recognize you though.

Pranker: Okay, yeah, cool, cool, yeah, but what I'm wondering eh-, you know, if I come in to get, uh, another kebab-

Pranker: you guys think you can give it to me complimentary or something like this? 

Lady: Uh, I need to know who you are and uh, if you can give me the receipt, then we'll talk about it when you get here.

Pranker: YEAH, YEAH, of course I wi-, I think I have it-

Lady: Okay.

Pranker: in my pocket, yeah. But-, you know-

Lady: SURE, SUREDY SURE.

Pranker: I'm ha-, I'm having-

Lady: YEAH.

Pranker: I'm happy to-

Lady: Yeah but-, uhm-

Pranker: Ma'am, can y-

Lady: I've-

Pranker: can you do me a favor and just be quiet while I talk, I would appreciate it really because you keep cutting me off-

Pranker: I keep trying to talk and you talk over me right, so real-

Lady: Oh you want, me to be quiet when you're speaking.

Pranker: Yeah.

Lady: I'm answering you sir, I can't be quiet.

Pranker: But you're speaking over me-

Lady: You're calling to me and I'm answering you.

Pranker: Yeah, but usually normal people, you know, they-, they-, they listen when somebody else is-

Lady: I'm not normal my friend, I'm answering your question.

Pranker: I know but-

Lady: What else, so you need? 

Pranker: the way-, the way you speak is like with the inflection like you have a stick in your buttocks or something li-

Pranker: Do you have a manager there I can talk to him? 

Guy2: Why are you fighting a woman my friend? If you are a man come and see me and face my face over here sir-

Pranker: Eh bir-

Guy2: don't fight the woman, should be shame of yourself a*****e-

Pranker: excuse me-

Guy: COME-, COME HERE AND TALK TO ME PERSON TO PERSON.

Pranker: YOU STUPID-

Guy: AND I'LL SHOW YOU, I'LL TALK TO YOU-

Pranker: YOU STUPID, LISTEN TO ME, I-, I'm trying to talk to you reason, right? 

Guy2: [hang up]

Pranker: Why are you bei-, hello? [laughing] 

 [phone ringing] 

Guy2: [censored], how can I help you? 

Pranker: Yeah, listen here, you donkey, you don't call me a*****e, all this stuff, OK? It's very disrespect.

Pranker: You know, I was not fighting anybody, I was trying to call you.

Guy2: Well it is very disrespect to fight with woman.

Pranker: I-, HOW WAS I FIGHTING? 

Guy2: COME HERE-

Pranker: HOW WAS I-

Guy2: AND I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU-

Pranker: YOU STUPID-

Guy2: BUT DON'T COME HERE BACK AGAIN, OK MY FRIEND? 

Pranker: You stu-, you stu-, you stupid, how is that fighting a woman? 

Guy2: [hang up]

Pranker: Hello? [laughing] [speaking to audience]: This guy is farking ridiculous. [giggles]

Pranker: I was pretty damn surprised at how they handled things so far, so I decided to make it order and then-

Pranker: later cancel it to see if it give him a little wake-up call. 

 [phone ringing] 

Guy: [censored] 

Pranker [speaking as Russell]: Oh yeah, can I make an order for pickup please? 

Guy: What would you like? 

Pranker: Uh, can I have one Tuna Pocket and one a Chicken Kabob.

Guy: Chicken Kabob plate? 

Pranker: Eh, yes.

Guy: Okay, your name? 

Pranker: Chris.

Guy: Alright buddy. It will be ready in 10 minutes. 

Pranker: Okay, great, thank you so much! 

Guy: Alright.

Pranker: Bye, bye. 

Guy: Thank you, bye. 

Pranker [speaking to audience]: You know, one Tuna Pocket isn't enough, and I'm feeling kind of hungry-

Pranker: since the kebab is done now let's call back and order one more. 

 [phone ringing] 

Guy: [censored] 

Pranker: Yeah, hi, uhm, this is Chris I just made an order a few minutes ago. Uh, I was just wondering-

Pranker: if I could just add one more tuna pocket to that? I'm-, I'm on the way.

Lady: Oh, okay so, make it two? 

Pranker: Yeah.

Lady: Alright, I'll see you Chris, come on, it's ready.

Pranker: Okay, thank you, bye, bye.

Lady: Bye.

Pranker [speaking to audience]: Oh, little do you know lady, you are about to be so mad! [giggles]

 [phone ringing]

Lady: [censored] 

Pranker: Yeah hi, uh-, my-, my bo-, he-, [speaking in background]: You sure you want me to go ahead and cancel it? 

Pranker [speaking as Abdo]: Yeah, yeah, cancel it. 

Lady: Jose?

Pranker [speaking as Russell]: Yeah-, yeah, hello, my-, my boss had me call-

Lady: JOSE? 

Pranker: Uh, hello? 

Lady [speaking to someone in background]: Que pasa? JOSE? [laughing], what's up?

Pranker: Uh, excuse me? 

Lady: Hello? 

Pranker: Yeah, I think you got the-, I think you misunderstood, this is Chris, I made an order earlier. I don't know you keep saying Jose and-

Lady: Chris? 

 

Lady: I don't know, well somebody keeps calling.

Pranker: Yeah, th-, this is the Kebab place, right? 

Lady: I don't know, who are you trying to call at? This is not a Kebab place, this has a name. 

Pranker: Well yeah-, I mean, I made an order for two-, two Tuna Pockets and a Kebab.

Lady: When you come here, I'll explain to you, I'm so sorry, how can I help you sweetie? 

Pranker: Yeah, I mean-, ho-, honestly, at-, at this point, you know, my-, ho-, hold on, [speaking in background] can you-

Pranker: go ahead and cancel it? [speaking as Abdo]: Yeah, cancel it. [speaking as Russell]: Uh, my-, my boss-

Pranker: just wants me to go ahead and just cancel the order at this point.

Lady: [hang up]

Pranker: Hello? [speaking to audience]: What the fark is wrong with these people [laughing]

 [phone ringing]

Lady: [censored]

Pranker [speaking as Abdo]: I just want to understand like, why are you so rude to my assistant just now?

Pranker: Like, he told me too like his experience with you was bad. 

Lady: Alright, I have enough of you, if you are man enough come face me. BYE.

Pranker: But-, but n-, I can't remember he told me not to talk to the woman.

Lady: [hang up]

Pranker: Hello? [laughing] 

 [phone ringing] 

Lady: [censored]

Pranker: Yeah, can I talk to the Kebab Nazi please? 

Lady: Thank you. You already been recorded second time, police got you, bye, bye. [hang up]

Pranker: Okay, that's great! Can I talk to him now? [laughing] [speaking to audience]: This lady, you could tell-

Pranker: like she's like super farking pissed, but try not to make it apparent is that: "Oh thank you, it was recorded one more time, bye, bye. 

 [phone ringing] 

Lady: [censored] 

Pranker: Yeah, hello, police recorder I am an elite REVIEWER on Yelp, and I'm trying to work with the owner-

Pranker: so I don't have to leave a bad review for my CRAP experience here, you know, so, can I just speak with him? Real quick?  

Lady: Who are you trying to reach? 

Pranker: Yeah, yeah, I think you know exactly who I'm talking about you know? When we spoke earlier, you pass it off to him-

Pranker: and he was like: "Why are you talking to a girl like this?" All that nonsense, you know who I'm talking about. So, yeah, yeah.

Lady: How about you come here? 

Pranker: You know, I can, I just-, it's literally like thirty minute drive, so like, I just wanted to sp-, I-, I try to get lunch for all of us-

Pranker: to sit down and talk about it, but you were being a little bit, you know, excuse my French, but a bitch.  

Pranker: So like, I didn't know what to do even to my assistant.

Lady: LOOK MOTHERFARKER, if you don't wanna get your farking TONGUE RIPPED OFF, you better FARKING stop calling, because I swear to God-

Pranker: Listen-

Lady: I'm going to put ALL MY MOTHERFARKING homies and beat your farking ass because I know-

Pranker: what're you-

Lady: who the fark you are.

Pranker: Listen, you stupid, you're not gonna do anything, okay? So, take that Kebab Skewer the cold one and shove it up your ass, and pass me to the manager, how about that? 

Lady: [hang up]

Pranker [speaking to audience]: Hello? [laughing] She's just like: "I'm gonna get all my motherfarking homies." This lady dude, she became unglued, that's what just happened.