Crazy Walmart Movie Return Call! Vietnamese Prank Call

Best quotes: 

• “Just say mooooooooovie, you know, like a cow”
• “It’s hard out there for the pimp, right”
• “I talk to some guy who make a a**hole behavior to me”
• “If I come in there to fight him will you at least record in case I can put it on the World Star hip hoppus?”

Body of content:

There’s an editing mistake in the Batman movie “The Dark Knight” where you can clearly see the cameraman in the background! In this video, I prank called Walmart as my half-Chinese, half-Vietnamese character Buk Lau to demand my money back from the movie department! The employees were completely taken off guard by Buk’s crazy request.

This call quickly turned into employees passing the call off to any other department they could to get rid of Buk Lau, some even hung up on him! When I tried to get the employee’s first names, they acted like it was top secret information and refused to tell me. It seems like their customer service situation is a bit of a mess!

Have you ever noticed the editing mistake in The Dark Knight? What other weird things should Buk Lau try to return to Walmart? Let me know in the comments below!

 

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Transcript

 [Phone ringing]

Employee: Walmart, how can I help you?

Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: Yeah, can you transfer me to the movie department?

Employee: The what?

Pranker: I-, I-, I watching the movie

Employee: Um, really sorry I can't understand what you're saying.

Pranker: I try to extend a little bit for you to give you a chance to understand me, so yeah, I want to-

Pranker: talk to the department for the movie, you know? I watch the movie.

Employee: Oh, you want electronics

Pranker: Yeah I think-, do you think that's the right department for the movies?

Employee: Yeah the movies they're in electronics area.

Pranker: Yeah, yeah that's right, but not the movie, the movies, right? Isn't that how you say it? Someboody-

Pranker: tell me you have to extend it or something like that

Employee: Uh, hold on

Pranker: Uh yeah but say it like me so I know you saying it right, just say movie, you know? Please.

Employee: Uh, I-, I'll get someone for you-

Pranker: No, but just say it real fast, just say movies, you know? Like a cow.

Employee: Can I help you?

Pranker: Yeah, I just wanted to talk to the movie department, I don't know what is the big deal, you know?

Employee: Movie department?

Pranker: Yeah.

Employee: Okay, hold on.

Pranker: Okay thanks.

[Phone ringing] [laughing]

Employee 2: Walmart electronics

Pranker: Uh, yeah, hello, what's popping, my brother, how are you doing?

Employee 2: Alright

Pranker: Yeah, so I come in there to buy the movie, you know? I buy the Dark Knight, I get my favorite movie-

Pranker: on the blu ray discing, right? So I watch the movie but then I realizing that once I get to the-

Pranker: interrogation scene you lower, you know, with the Batman, the Joker, whatever, right? You can see the-

Pranker: camera guy in the scene, you know? So they do the fark up with the editing, it very upset me, you know-

Pranker: hurt my feelings, so I want to come there to get my refunding.

Employee 2: Yeah, the only thing is with DVDs they don't do refunds when you open them up.

Pranker: Yeah, but, you see, they do the fark up, so this is like the Asterisk exception, you know, it's like-

Employee 2: You have to talk to customer service about that now, I'm electronics.

Pranker: Yeah, but what is your name one more time?

Employee 2: Uh, mine is electronics and-

Pranker: Yeah, but you-

Employee 2: you need customer service so-

Pranker: Yeah.

Employee 2: I wi-, I would just call-

Pranker: Yeah but w-, what is your-

Employee 2: let me-

Pranker: your name, I'm saying-

Employee 2: let me just-, let me-

Pranker: what is your name?

Employee 2: let me-, let me connect right quick-

Pranker: yeah, but what is your-, why y-, why do you avoid the question? I say what is your name?

Employee 2: Hold on for a second

Pranker: What is your name? You motherfarka, hello?

[Phone ringing]

Employee: Walmart electronics, how can I help you?

Pranker: Yeah, I didn't get your name, what is your name again?

Employee 2: Uh, you need customer service that's what I said

Pranker: You're being very rude right now, so what is your name, is what I'm asking-

Employee 2: No-, no-, it's not being rude right now-, I already told you that you-

Pranker: What is your name?

Employee 2: customer service.

Pranker: What is your name?

Employee 2: I'm going to put you on hold for customer service-

Pranker: MOTHERFARKA, are you a retard, hello?

[Phone ringing]

Employee: Thank you for calling Walmart.

Pranker: Yeah, hello, can you tell me what the guy's name is in the electronics department, please?

Employee: I'm up in customer service so I can't leave cos, you know how it is up here.

Pranker: Yeah.

Employee: I can't leave my department.

Pranker: I know how it is, it's hard up there for the pimp, right?

Employee: Hard out there for a PIMP?

Pranker: Yeah, isn't that what they say? [laughter in background], hello?

Employee: Sir

Pranker: Yeah, I-, I-, I try to make a you laugh, you know, that's why I say the joke, I make the joke about the pimping, you know?

Employee: Yeah, I mean-

Pranker: Yeah.

Employee: it threw me off but

Pranker: Yeah, okay, so how do you think I can find out what his name is, what's the best way to find out?

Employee: Hold on.

Pranker: Okay, thank.

[Phone ringing]

Employee 2: Electronics.

Pranker: Yeah, hello, how are you doing man?

Employee 2: Alright.

Pranker: Yeah, I'm doing really doing too, thanks for asking, what is your name?

Employee 2: James.

Pranker: Yeah, you see, I talk to some guy who make a a**hole behavior to me, I don't think it was you James-

Pranker: you sound like a nice, cool guy, right? Like a hip-hop style, right? But the other guy, he's a douchebag.

Pranker: so what do I do about that?

Employee 2: What you do is, you come in and we'll-

Pranker: But tell me, if I come in there to fight him, will you at least record in case I can put it on World star hip hoppus?

Employee 2: No, I can't do that, that's not-

Pranker: But look, all I need you to do is, you just sit in the background, right? I will start to fight, right?

Pranker: I put on my karate outfit and then you just scream in the background WORLD STAR, right, and then, you know, we make a hit movie.

Employee 2: No, I can't do that sir.

Pranker: Bu-, okay. if I want to find out who is the a**hole guy, who fark with me, who do I talk to about that?

Employee 2: You're going to have to talk with the member of management.

Pranker: Okay, can you transfer me there?

Employee 2: Uh, one second.

[Phone ringing]

Employee 3: Fitting room.

Pranker: [Inhale] I was on the phone for electronic department, how the fark do I get here? I don't understand, you know?

Employee 3: [Aggressive hang up]

Pranker: [Speaking to audience] [Laughs] She hung up.

[Phone ringing]

I help you?

Pranker: Uh, you know, I don't even know here to start, I'm starting to go crazy, I think, so are you somebody that-

Pranker: can help me and is competent?

Employee 4: I'm sorry?

Pranker: So I had very crap Walmart experience, I am very unhappy.

Employee 4: Okay, I'm sorry about that, but what is the problem that you had?

Pranker: So once upon a time, 45 minute ago, the problem I call about is the movie, you know, I but the movie the Dark Knight-

Pranker: it has like a editing mistake in the movie, but when I find this out, it very upset me so I want to come in for the-

Pranker: refunding, and then I get the a run-around all over, right? Everybody transfer me here, transfer me there, transfer me-

Pranker: up, down, left, right, right? It's a very-, very annoy-, you know, it's a very annoy to me, you know? What do I do about that?

Employee 4: Okay, so you said you had a what?

Pranker: The Dark Knight

Employee 4: The back and eye?

Pranker: No, the movie, you know, do you watch The Batman, The Joker, right? They go in the interrogation scene, they try to do the-

Pranker: boom boom, right? It's a Dark Knight.

Employee 4: Do you have a receipt?

Pranker: I have receiptus, yes I have it.

Employee 4: Okay, if you have a receipt, just bring the item to customer service.

Pranker: But do you see everybody tell me something different, you know? It is very annoy to me, because I talk to somebody, they tell me-

Pranker: oh we cannot give to you because it's the movie, right? We cannot give the refunding on the movie, but I say: "BUT A MISTAKE-

Pranker: IS IN THE MOVIE, so you have to make the exception for me", and then they say: "No, we don't do it", and then everybody tell me-

Pranker: something different, I get the disrespect very annoy, you know? So I want to-, uh-, fix that for me.

Employee 4: Okay, hold on one second.

Pranker: Okay, don't take a too long, okay?

Employee 4: [Hang up]

[Phone ringing]

Employee 5: Thanks for calling Walmart, how may I direct your call?

Pranker: Yeah, hello, are you the a**hole lady who hung up on my face?

Employee 5: Excuse me?!

Pranker: I said are you the lady a**hole motherfarka who hung up on my face?

Employee 5: [Hang up]

Pranker: I GUESS IT WAS MOTHERFARKA [laughing]

[Phone ringing]

Employee 5: Walmart.

Pranker: So it was you! What the heck is your problem, why do you do that to me again, you know?

Employee 5: How may I direct your call?

Pranker: You just hung up on my face.

Employee 5: HOW CAN I DIRECT YOUR CALL?

Pranker: Yeah, you can direct it deep inside your heart to give me sincere apology, w-, what is-Pranker: your name-, what is your name?

Employee 5: You don't need to know my name-

Pranker: I nee-

Employee 5: that's invasion of my privacy.

Pranker: No it's not invasion.

Employee 5: HOW CAN I, HO-, how can I-

Pranker: Ho-

Employee: direct your call, I need to get of this phone

Pranker: LISTEN LADY, WHAT IS-

Employee 5: with you, ho-

Pranker: YOUR NAME I want to know-

Employee 5: How ca-

Pranker: your name, what is your name?

Employee 5: How can I direct your call?

Pranker: [Yelling] WHAT IS YOUR NAME MOTHERFARKA?

Employee 5: [Hang up]

Pranker: Hello?

[Phone ringing]

Employee 6: Thank you for calling Walmart, how can I help you?

Pranker: Yeah, hello, can you tell me the name of the person who answers the telephone, thanks?

Employee 6: May I ask who's speaking?

Pranker: Yeah, it's a Buk Lulu.

Employee 6: It's a Buk Lulu?

Pranker: Right, it's a Buk Lulu, you know?

Employee 6: What can I do for you Buk Lulu?

Pranker: Okay, there we go, I like the way you talk, so yeah, you know, I talk to the lady she-

Pranker: wasn't being very nice to me definitely was not you, it was the older black lady-

Pranker: the one there that's right next to you, so can you pass the telephone to her, thanks?

Employee 6: A older lady?

Pranker: Yeah, she's the old lady-

Employee 6: What ol-

Pranker: like Aunt Jemima, right?

Employee 6: Alright Buk Lulu, give me one second.

Pranker: Uh, what is your name again?

Employee 6: My name is Teresa.

Pranker: Okay, Teresa Lulu, right? Can I call you that? Like we related?

Employee 6: You want to call me Teresa Lulu?

Pranker: Uh yeah, if you don't mind, you know? You can be Teresa Lulu, I'll be Buk Lulu-

Pranker: and then we can call her Bitch Lulu, because she hang up on my face.

Employee 6: Oh no, no sir, we're not going to call her, uh, that word, we can make things better, okay?

Pranker: Yeah, no, but what else am I going to call her, you know? She was doing the bitch behavior to me-

Employee 6: I-, I do apologize sir, give me one second. [Speaking in the background] What the fark is wrong with him?

Pranker: WHAT?!

Employee 6: [Hang up]

Pranker: Hello?

[Phone ringing]

Employee 7: Thank you for calling Walmart.

Pranker: Yeah, hello, is this Teresa Lulu?

Employee 7: Oh my-, oh god-, would you like to speak to her?

Pranker: Yeah, paging Teresa Lulu to talk to Buk Lulu, please.

Employee 7: Teresa Lulu.

Pranker: [Holding laughter]

Employee 7: That wasn't me, that was you! You the one who said: "What's wrong with him?" Yes sir?

Pranker: What happened Ter-, why do you pretend to like me and be so friendly but then you put the phone away-

Pranker: from your face and then like a dumb bitch you say what the fark is wrong with him, you know?

Pranker: I can hear EVERYTHING!

Employee 7: Sir, I do apologize for that, but I have a lot of people that is around me that wasn't me.

Pranker: Okay, so which one said it? You know who it was, right? This is not prison, okay? You are not-

Pranker: going to get shanked later if you tell me who it was, so please-

Employee 7" Absolutely

Pranker: don't play games, okay? Come on, you know who it was, like, you heard it, I heard it, and then-

Pranker: I heard you just now say ha ha ha he heard you-

Employee 7: Okay sir, uh-, uh-, uh-, so, you have a wonderful evening, okay?

Pranker: Okay

Employee 7: Thank you so much for calling your [censored] Walmart.

Pranker: So, you're go-, you're going to be a bitch Lulu yourself?

Employee 7: [Hang up]

Pranker: Hello? [Laughing] [Speaking to audience] She's gone.