Category: Prank calls
Format: Subtitled
Characters: Abdo, Tyrone
Prank Victim: Junkyard owner
Rage Level: VOLCANIC MELTDOWN
Best quotes:
- “Your blood pressure in that vein in your forehead, it's about to pop out, so chill the fark out and let's talk about this, stop being a little bitch.”
- “Can you tell your boyfriend to stop being a little bitch perhaps?”
- “YO, ARE YOU HAVING A FARKING BRAIN ANEURYSM BITCH. YOU DON'T FARKING TALK BOY.”
Body of content:
After receiving a bunch of information on this grumpy junkyard owner, I called as Abdo and Tyrone and COMPLETELY creeped him out. I made him think I had a ton of information on his personal life and he absolutely lost his mind! Angry prank calls are always hysterical to listen to! Do you know anyone who would rage like this? Should I call this guy back? Tell me what you think in the comments below!
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Transcript
[phone ringing]
Guy: Junk [censored], how can I help you?
Pranker [speaking as Abdo]: Yeah, hello, can I talk to, uh- Jason, please?
Guy: Speaking.
Pranker: I got a quote from you a while back, I wanted to figure out what your rates are and like-
Pranker: if it varies depending on the uh, type of junk to remove it.
Guy: Okay, and what are you looking to get removed?
Pranker: Yeah, you know, like, I have a lot of like, junk around like, old stuff, some carcasses too like-
Pranker: we had some animals die here, so we need them cleaned up as well, [inhales], and that's mostly it.
Guy: We don't do that sir, we don't clean up dead animals.
Pranker: Yeah, okay, let me talk to, uh, Jennifer, and ask her then.
Guy: Excuse me?
Pranker: Let me talk to Jennifer and ask her about it.
Guy: Uh, she's no longer in the company, I'm sorry. I can help you if you'd like?
Pranker: But isn't- isn't- isn't- isn't she like the nice cute one, the one that is like your fiancée or something like that?
Guy: Who is this?!
Pranker: It's Abdo, so look, can you work with me and give me like a good deal so we don't have to have anymore problems or what?
Guy: Have anymore problems?! I- I'm not too sure how you know so much about me, I've never spoken to you before in my life.
Pranker: Look, look, I am resourceful, okay? I know what I'm talking about, I like to do my research.
Guy: You're resourceful?!
Pranker: Yeah.
Guy: You're resourceful?
Pranker: That's right, okay, let me talk to Jen please, I would rather deal with her.
Guy: [giggles] Jen's not part of the company anymore, I'm not even too sure how, you know who she is.
Pranker: But, how is she not part of the company, she's at home now, or what? Like, can I drive over there and maybe talk to her-
Pranker: in person for a meeting or- or not?
Guy: EXCUSE ME?! Are you being serious right now?
Pranker: Can I knock on the door, is she- is she home right now, or no?
Guy: But which house?
Pranker: Your house.
Guy: Where's my house?
Pranker: The- the one on [censored] Lane.
Guy: On [censored] Lane?!
Pranker: Yeah, right.
Guy: WHO IS THIS?
Pranker: Look, don't try to play games, with me okay?
Guy: I'm not playing games with you, I'm gonna call the police, that's what I'm gonna do.
Pranker: Okay, can I go talk to Jennifer or what is the plan?
Guy: No, you cannot, okay? Bye now.
Pranker: Alright, I'm going to go there right now.
Guy: You're going to go where right now?
Pranker: To one [censored] Lane, I'm going to go talk to her right now.
Guy: Sir, honestly, uh- you know, you're really, stepping out of line here.
Pranker: Maybe if you spent more time, like, taking care of your animals instead of trying to-
Pranker: push around the beating with me, you wouldn't have like such a fat dog.
Guy: EXCUSE ME?!
Pranker: Yeah, alright, I'm just gonna call Jen, I think I'll call her and talk to her about it.
Guy: Okay buddy.
Pranker: Okay, alright, thanks. [laughing] [speaking to audience]: I'm gonna call her now and just say that, he told me to call her.
[phone ringing]
Lady: Hello?
Pranker [speaking as Abdo]: Yeah, hello Jennifer.
Lady: [speaking to husband] Babe!
Guy: Hello?
Pranker: Yeah, what's up man, I thought you weren't with Jennifer, why do you lie to me?
Guy: Alright buddy, you're coming over, right?
Pranker: Yeah, is now a good time, or what?
Guy: I'm gonna be waiting for you with a couple of guys to greet you, okay?
Pranker: So, how many guys should I bring with me, so it's like- you know, like, we have an even business meeting?
Guy: Yeah, you should bring a couple guys, whoever you want.
Lady: Such a farking bitch.
Pranker: What's up?
Guy: [hang up]
Pranker: [laughing] [speaking to audience]: She hung up.
[phone ringing]
Guy: Hello?
Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: Hey yo Jason, what's popping man?
Guy: Yeah, who's speaking?
Pranker: Yeah man, my boy told me you was looking for some other people to come through today.
Guy: ARE YOU FARKING KIDDING ME? ARE YOU JOKING ME?!
Pranker: Dawg, what the fark is wrong with you homeboy, w-
Guy: WHO THE FARK IS THIS?
Pranker: Listen, hey, you better watch that tone man, my boy already told me you gotta tone issue, right?
Pranker: You better tone that crap down homeboy.
Guy: Or what?
Pranker: Or I'll BEAT THAT MOTHERFARKING ASS, THAT'S WHAT, what do you mean or what?
Guy: [yelling] OKAY, SO COME FARKING TRY IT BRO.
Pranker: Alright, where you at right now, and Imma come through?
Guy: YOU LIVE IN FARKING COMPTON BRO COME FARKING TRY ME.
Pranker: Hey yo, listen dawg, your blood pressure in that vein in your forehead, it's about to pop out, so chill-
Pranker: the fark out and let's talk about this, stop being a little bitch.
Guy: Alright bro, alright bro, you know where I am bro, come on man, you know where I am.
Pranker: Alright.
Guy: YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME BITCH.
Pranker: Alright, so how many of y'all people, y'all got over there.
Guy: [hang up]
Pranker: Uh, he- hello? [laughing] [phone ringing]
Lady: Hello?
Pranker: Uh, yeah, hello.
Lady: [speaking to husband]: BABE!
Guy: DON'T ANSWER THE-
Pranker: C- can you tell your boyfriend to stop being a little bitch perhaps?
Guy: HELLO?
Pranker: Hey yo man, why you being a little bitch and avoiding my calls?
Guy: [yelling] ARE YOU FARKING RETARED BRO?
Pranker: Dawg, uh, are you having a brain aneurysm what the fark is wrong with you? Relax.
Guy: YO, ARE YOU HAVING A FARKING BRAIN ANEURYSM BITCH. YOU DON'T FARKING TALK BOY.
Guy: GET THE FARK OVER HERE, I'LL RIP YOUR FARKING FACE OFF.
Pranker: L- listen dawg.
Guy: YOU SON OF A BITCH.
Pranker: Listen, dawg, you the one who- who-
Guy: WHAT THE FARK, LISTEN BOY. YOU FARKING BITCH, YOU DON'T FARKING TALK YOU FARKING COWARD!
Pranker: Hey yo, simmer the fark down and breathe, alright? Take a mother-
Guy: YOU SHUT THE FARK UP BITCH!
Pranker: I don't want you to-
Guy: SHUT THE FARK UP!
Pranker: I don't want you to pass out-
Guy: GET THE FARK OVER HERE, I'LL FARKING KILL YOU.
Pranker: D- dawg, dawg, relax, ha- [laughing] [speaking to audience]: OH MY GOD!
