FBI Called On Prank Caller! Arab Restaurant Meltdown

Best quotes: 

• “I will come there and smack you across the face right now!”
• “I wanna pick up your sister on my d***”
• “Can you imagine just like a ordering like uh, let me get like a three piece, uh, FARK YOU! FARK YOU! F- in the background, oh my god.”
• “Listen man, why you trying multitask dawg? 6 piece, 4 piece, 3 piece, 1 piece, french fries, mashed potatoes….”

Body of content:

The FBI is after prank callers now! By popular demand, I did a series of additional calls to the same restaurant from the Crazy Arab Restaurant video. This time, things did quite go as planned as the restaurant owner was on my case, and supposedly had the FBI on it too! What did you think of this wild prank?? Should I call him back later and see if he remembers me? Tell me in the comments!

 

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Transcript

Guy: HEY I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING

Pranker [speaking as Rakesh]: Yeah?

Guy: THE FBI LOOKING FOR YOU BECAUSE I SAW THE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE YOU MOTHERFARKER.

[glass break sound]

Pranker [speaking to audience]: Here's part 2 of the Crazy Arab Restaurant prank. If you missed part one you're probably gonna want to check that out first.

Pranker: The link is in the description. This time I kind of get called out oops.

[phone ringing]

Guy: [censored], may I help you?

Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: Hey, as-salamu alaykum my brother, how you doing?

Guy: Okay.

Pranker: What time do y'all close tonight?

Guy: 11.

Pranker: Got you, okay, and do you have some specials going on right now for Ramadan or something like that?

Guy: No, [clears throat].

Pranker: Okay, I saw a flyer for JJ's and it said like y'all have like a sale or something like that or free dessert-

Pranker: so I was just calling to see what's popping.

Guy: Yeah, yeah, yeah, buddy, buddy, buddy.

Pranker: Yeah?

Guy: You call- you call last week, stop farking with US! I'm telling you man.

Pranker: Hey homeboy, honestly, it's my first-

Guy: STOP farking with US!

Pranker: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

Guy: WOAH, WOAH, [music playing] WOAH, shut the fark up bitch!

Pranker: Why are y'all putting up flyers and then getting upset about, I don't understand-

Guy: Bitch!

Pranker: yo dawg, don't call me-

Guy: BITCH!

Pranker: a BITCH dawg! I will come there and smack you across the face-

Lady: Yeah bitch! You a bitch!

Pranker: right now, hey listen up Habibi-

Guy: Fark you!

Pranker: stop being little bitch yourself man, I am trying to bring you my business-

Guy: Fark you bitch, fark you bitch!

Pranker: dawg, why you've been so disrespectful dawg, I thought Ramadan was the time-

Guy: Come right here! Get your- I want to see your farking ugly ass man, come get your ass right here.

Pranker: Why you so disrespectful dawg, honestly, I thought Ramadan was the time for like forgiveness and kind- ey- ey- [laughing]

[phone ringing]

Guy: YEAH, BITCH!

Pranker: Hey yo, honestly man like, uh, genuinely there's a flyer over here-

Guy: What the fark you want man?

Pranker: there is a flyer dawg, it says-

Guy: What the fark you want?

Pranker: Ramadan special order for-

Guy: What the fark you want?

Pranker: chicken dawg, so-

Guy: What the fark you want?

Pranker: Okay, my question is what are the specials-

Guy: FARK YOU! My question is FARK YOU!

Pranker: My GOD, dawg, ar- are you fasting dawg like, I don't get it man like I-

Guy: That's not your farking business if I'm fasting or not.

Pranker: I know man, but isn't this a holy month and stuff-

Guy: Okay shut the fark UP! Shut the fark UP!

Pranker: oh my god.

Guy: Shut the fark UP and if you want something you get your ass over here.

Pranker: Dawg, y- you know, you're being real disrespectful-

Guy: That's it.

Pranker: man, Imma post a review on Yelp-

Guy: Okay fark you!

Pranker: right now, I'm posting a review-

Guy: Fark you!

Pranker: RIGHT NOW!

Guy: FARK YOU!

Pranker: I'm posting a review RIGHT NOW homeboy.

Guy: [hang up]

Pranker [speaking to audience as Russell]: You keep hear the customers in the background. Can you imagine just like a ordering like-

Pranker: uh, let me get like a three piece, uh, FARK YOU! FARK YOU! F- in the background, oh my god. [phone ringing]

[phone ringing]

Guy: Yeah son of a bitch!

Pranker: Uh, may I speak to the manager please?

Guy: Yeah, this is a manager.

Pranker: No, I want to speak to Arkhmed.

Guy: Okay come get your ass right here.

Pranker: Hey listen man, y'all got some false advertising going on, so I don't understand why y'all had flyers up and y-

Guy: Okay, come-

Pranker: you ripping into me.

Guy: and get your ass, your ugly ass in here.

Pranker: Tell me, tell me, real quick-

Guy: Eee-

Pranker: Are you having a bad day-

Guy: shut the fark up!

Pranker: habibi? Are you having a bad day?

Guy: Listen, listen, [speaking in Arabic].

Pranker: Are you having a bad day homeboy? Don't- don't speak with me in that nonsense, I don't understand your ass-

Pranker: speak with me in English right?

Guy: Okay, shut the fark up.

Pranker: Hey dawg, [sighs], I'm- listen man, you're being real disrespectful-

Guy: Shut up.

Pranker: man, Imma get all my co-workers to review your ass online.

Guy: Fark you.

Pranker: You're gonna get one star homeboy, you're gonna get so many one stars.

Guy: Same thing? Fark you.

Pranker: Dawg.

Guy: [speaking to person in the background] Same thing?

Pranker: Listen man, why you trying multitask dawg? 6 piece, 4 piece-

Guy: Hold on you son of a bitch, hold on.

Pranker: 3 piece 1 piece, french fries-

Guy: Chicken nuggets six pieces?

Pranker: french fries, mashed potatoes-

Guy: Hold on.

Pranker: Hold, hold, dawg?

Guy: [hang up]

Pranker: [laughing] [speaking to audience as Russell]: Dude, the guy was literally being like, [laughing] he was getting confused.

Pranker: One week later, I called back. [phone ringing]

Guy: [censored], can I help you?

Pranker [speaking as Rakesh]: Yeah, hello, I live nearby over at [censored].

Guy: [hang up]

Pranker: He- hello? [speaking to audience as Russell]: Oh my God. I haven't talked to this place ever as RAKESH and it's been over-

Pranker: a week since I last called back. [phone ringing]

Guy: [censored].

Pranker: Yeah, hello, sorry my phone got disconnect, I- is this the [censored], I'm trying to remember what's the street, but I wanted to make-

Pranker: an order, uh- for pickup please?

Guy: I wanna pick up your sister on my d*** (Translation: You brother of a wh*re).

Pranker: Uhh-

Guy: [hang up]

Pranker: [laughing] [speaking to audience as Russell]: Dude, I was trying to find the address, I was sitting there- stalling and then, he just-

Pranker: doesn't even hesitate and just [laughing], why doesn't he diversify his insults, like, he only has this one in his tool belt?

[explosion sound] [phone ringing]

Guy: [censored]

Pranker: Uh, yeah, hi is it possible to speak-

Guy: Hey listen, listen-

Pranker: to your manager?

Guy: shut the fark UP! B- bitch!

Pranker: S- sir, I don't know why you're freaking out, I'm so lost.

Guy: You farking a**hole, I saw you-

Pranker: I've never-

Guy: HEY I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

Pranker: yeah?

Guy: the FBI LOOKING FOR YOU, BECAUSE I SAW THE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE YOU MOTHERFARKER.

Pranker: Sir, I have never spoken to you in my life.

Guy: SHUT THE FARK UP man!

Pranker: MOTHERYUCKER-

Guy: [hang up]

Pranker: He- hello? [laughing] [speaking to audience as Russell]: That's- that is farking hilarious. [laughing]

Pranker: The guy- can you imagine his reaction? When they first sat down and watched the farking video. Good God! That- is hilarious! [laughing]

[explosion sound] [phone ringing]

Guy: Hello?

Pranker [speaking as Abdo]: Yeah, hello my brother, is this Moe?

Guy: No, you called the wrong number.

Pranker: I'm sorry about what happened man, I heard about like, you know, you saw the video, all this stuff, I just wanted to apologize.

Guy: Yeah, stop it, yeah stop it man.

Pranker: No, no, but, habibi.

Guy: Stop it HABIBI-

Pranker: I'm sorry-

Guy: stop it habibi.

Pranker: I know but, all I'm saying is, I'm sorry, that's it, I just-

Guy: Okay.

Pranker: I didn't mean to break your-

Guy: Okay fine.

Pranker: fast, all this stuff but like-

Guy: Okay, fine, fine, fine.

Pranker: what happened when you watched- did you laugh at least when you saw it?

Guy: Shut the fark up man, don't be act smart right now, EEEEE- [Windows error sound]

Pranker: Did you laugh?

[Windows log out sound]

Guy: Dummy ass. [hang up]

Pranker: Why do you have to be so mean man? [laughing]

Pranker [speaking to audience as Russell]: This guy is so funny! I wanted to just like farking stay in character no matter what-

Pranker: and talk to him as Abdo, and be like [speaking as Abdo]: "Yeah man, they hired me to do this prank like, I don't know-

Pranker: uh, who the Russell guy is." [speaking as Russell]: But I think heard me like laughing in between and crap and knows-

Pranker: I'm just a prankster, [phone ringing], I'm going to call one more time.

Guy: Come on man, what do you need?

Pranker: Look, look, look, look, they paid me $15 dollars to make the telephone call to you and I ju- I feel bad-

Guy: Ya zalama- [hang up]

Pranker: [laughing] [speaking to audience as Russell]: He said zelema again. [laughing].