Funny Grand Theft Auto Skit - Ownage Pranks

Best quotes: 

• “Take us to the boobie club.”
• “What? You can't treat me like this you donkey! I have American passport.”
• “I am usually a nice, soft spoken man. But now it's time to show them my wrath.”

Body of content:

Your favorite Ownage characters came to life in this funny Grand Theft Auto skit! Watch as Buk Lau and Tyrone go on a hilarious “boobie club” adventure together and find Abdo, John, and Rakesh! Want to see more of the OP Crew in a Grand Theft Auto video? Let me know in the comments below!

 

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Transcript

[beat playing]

Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: [giggling] I feel like a so dizzy.

Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: Yo, let's hit up the strip club my man.

Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: I like the way you think black guy. Let's go look at like a some booties.

Pranker: Take us to the boobie club.

Pranker [speaking as Abdo]: Uh, are you guys sick or something? I don't want any barfing bullcrap.

Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: No dawg, we just had a couple drinks man, chill out.

Pranker [speaking as Abdo]: Ok, ok. Uh, what is this boobie club anyways?

Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: OH MY GOD. You have to come with us and see the jiggery things!

Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: Oh yeah!

[beat playing]

Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: Welcome to heaven motherfarkas.

Pranker [speaking as Abdo]: Oh wow. That's the nice one.

Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: I want to give her my Tootsie Roll. [laughing]

Pranker [speaking as Abdo]: Habibti, will you marry me? Come take this selfie, I will show my mother tonight.

Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: Dawg, you can't take pictures in here. [fist hitting sound]

Pranker: I told you man, you can't be doing that.

Pranker [speaking as Abdo]: Relax, I was with my wife man.

Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: Dawg, she didn't even say yes when you asked her to marry you.

Pranker [speaking as Abdo]: How is that even relevant, you stupid?

Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: Yeah, how motherfarka? [making suspicious hand gestures]

Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: Them girls weren't doing it for me anyways.

Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: It's because you love the big ass, isn't it?

Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: Yeah, you right. Like that girl from the last week.

Pranker: I'm coming girl, wait up! [dramatic music playing]

Girl: OH MY GOD!

Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: Come on girl, it's your boy Tyrone! [dramatic music playing]

Pranker: Dayum mama, what's all that on your back? [jumping sound] [background speaking] [punching sound] [people screaming]

Guy: HOLY FARK!

Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: Crap, you knock her the heck out, haha! But, where do you want to go now?

Pranker [speaking as Abdo]: Why don't we go for a nice cruise. I'll make a driving. [counter sound] [Arab music playing]

Pranker: Finally, we're here. There's something about this place that reminds me of back home.

Guy in traffic: You farking c**k sucker! [car horn sound]

[hitting sound] [car horn sound]

Pranker [speaking as Abdo]: Anyway, I have to go now, uh, that will be $800.

Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: What the heck man, we ain't paying that!

Pranker [speaking as Abdo]: What? You can't treat me like this you donkey! [punching sound] I have American passport.

Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: Bitch, who you think you calling a donkey?

Pranker [speaking as Abdo]: Uh, hello police? Uh, yeah, these guys don't want to pay the fare for the taxi.

Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: Come on dawg, you just gonna snitch like that?

Pranker [speaking as John Mcain]: Uh sir, how many perpetrators are there?

Pranker [speaking as Abdo]: Uh, two people. One of them Asian, one is a black.

Pranker [speaking as John Mcain]: All units, this is a code black, I repeat, code black.

Pranker [speaking as Rakesh]: Yes sir, roger that. I am engaging the target. [dramatic music playing]

Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: Oh my God. Is that a jet?

Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: This is all your fault.

Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: MY FAULT?

Pranker [speaking as Rakesh]: I am locking on right now.

[Buk Lau screaming]

Pranker [speaking as Rakesh]: Ding a ling a ling a ling. EJECT! I am usually a nice, soft spoken man. But now it's time to show them my wrath. [wind blowing sound]