Funny Prank - Testicles Injured! Swollen Balls Prank Call

Best quotes: 

• “I won't have time to go to the doctor but anybody back there might be able to take uh- just just uh- a quick peek at my Hoo-Hah and tell me if it's looking okay?”
• “They kind of look like, you know, two wonderfully ripened navel oranges, they're quite large.”
• “I got you, so how much money would it take for you to take a peek at my balls?”

Body of content:

I prank called a pharmacist as Billy to get some advice about how to deal with majorly swollen testicles. She was NOT prepared for Billy’s awkward explanation of what happened to his balls and his request for her to take a peek! What crazy prank calls should I do on a pharmacy next? Leave your requests in the comments below.

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Transcript

[phone ringing]

Girl: Hi, it's Pharmacist, how can I help you?

Pranker [speaking as Billy]: Yeah, hi there, you know I actually work in the electronics department at that there Walmart and-

Pranker: ... when I was hopping in my truck the other day, I don't know what happened, it might have been just un- unlucky but...

Pranker: ... I happened to uh, you know have my testicles situated in an unfortunate way an- and kind of sat and bruised them.

Pranker: S-so now I'm kind of uncomfortable an- and you know, can't really walk around without any pain and stuff like that.

Pranker: So I was just wondering, from your-

Girl: Mhmm?

Pranker: ... you know, professional medical opinion w-what could I do to help relieve-

Girl: I would probably use an ice pack and some ibuprofen.

Pranker: Okay, you see I did that all last night but right now they kind of look like, you know two wonderfully ripened Navel Oranges, they're quite large.

Girl: Yeah, if that's the case then you might wanna go to the emergency room because tha- Ibuprofen and ice pack should've helped.

Pranker: Ok, well by any chance you know- you know just because y- you and I are homies and stuff like that, you know we work at the same store and- and- and whatnot.

Girl: There might be something else going on.

Pranker: Any chance you could just hook me up with like a little a pea-sized amount of some nice you know Hydrocortisoning Cream or something like that?

Girl: Uhm, the only thing I would recommend for- for something like that- like I said would be the ice and the Ibuprofen over the counter.

Pranker: Oh... Cra-

Girl: Nothing else is really gonna be of much use.

Pranker: Yeah, so I'm supposed to have a shift in about two hours, I won't have time to go to the doctor but anybody back there might be able to take uh- just just uh- a quick peek at my Hoo-Hah and tell me if it's looking okay?

Girl: N...no.

Pranker: Okay, there's no- you know I-I would very gladly you know, give them I.O.U, I'm quite excellent with motor vehicles, I could- you know...

Pranker: ... you know [stuttering] get them back at some way you know, try to make things right. You know anybody who might- might do some work on the side?

Girl: No. That's kind of out of our scope of practice.

Pranker: I got you, so how much money would it take for you to take a peek at my balls?

[phone call ends]

Pranker: Hello?

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Pranker: I do still feel a little bad about Billy's [speaking as Billy]: dangly balls.

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Pranker: And sorry for sounding all nasally, I got a freaking cold which sucks.