Funny Sugar Daddy Prank Call Video - Ownage Pranks

Best quotes: 

• “If I was there I would embrace your ass.”
• “So if you can kind of like, you know, ALTERNATE BETWEEN DADDY and KING KONG, that would really, you know, DO IT FOR ME.”
• “Right like you got your, DAD, you got your MOM, and you got your DADDY!”

Body of content:

In this funny sugar daddy prank call, I found a lady with several ads on Craigslist looking for a guy to be her sugar daddy! She wanted an arrangement where she gets money in exchange for certain favors of my choice. Her number wasn’t on the listing, so a friend emailed back and forth with her to get her number and more information. 

I promised her £1,000 a month to get her on the phone, and she went for it! I asked her to call Tyrone really specific, awkward names constantly in exchange for the money. In case you miss the ending of this, I DID send her money via PayPal for her time. Should I look for more sugar daddy pranks to pull from Craigslist? Let me know your thoughts in the comments below!

 

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Transcript

[Pranker clears throat] [phone ringing]

Lady: Hello?

Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: Uh, hello? 

Lady: Hello Daddy!

vPranker: EY! What it do Mama? How you doing? 

Lady: Eh, getting there.

Pranker: YEAH I FEEL YOU, so uh-, you got that cash I sent a-, couple days ago via PAYPAL, right? 

Lady: Yeah, thank you very much! 

Pranker: Yeah no, NO PROBLEMS, no problems, di-, di-, did you go out and get your self a NICE DINNER or something like that? 

Lady: Or what'd you end up doing with it? 

Pranker: I ehm, went an bought some, bits and pieces and, treated myself, yes it was lovely! Thank you very much! 

Pranker: YEAH! No problem girl, I'm really happy to hear that, you know what I'm saying, so, you know-

Lady: You really cheered me up DADDY, when the money came through.

Pranker: Well I-, I'm-, I'M REALLY GLAD TO HEAR THAT! Girl, there's more to come! You know I'm saying? YEAH MAMA.

Lady: Yeah. It was, it was lovely and I thought, YAY! And I thought, PayPal actually works! So wha-, how are you anyway DADDY? 

Pranker: I'm doing well, you know I'm saying? Just on that HUSTLE. You know still uh, on my grind! You know hanging out here-

Pranker: just, you know, it's the Holiday time, jus-, New Year passed! You know just doing-, doing me! 

Lady: Yeah.

Pranker: So uh-

Lady: Um-

Pranker: one little thing I wanted TO MENTION, you know eh-, you know I'm saying is like, want-, I wanted to add a little, SOME RULES-

Pranker: possibly to the game, if you want to. You know, participate and kind of-

Lady: Uh huh. Yeah. 

Pranker: uh, understand what we doing here! My late wife USED TO CALL ME KING KONG every once in a while! And that would kind-

Lady: Uh huh.

Pranker: that was kind of like a NICK-NAME of mine! 

Lady: Right!

Pranker: So if you can kind of like, you know, ALTERNATE BETWEEN DADDY and KING KONG, that would really, you know, DO IT FOR ME-

Pranker: and make me real HAPPY, and on top if that, I'll be sure to send you a nice BONUS. 

Lady: KING KONG? 

Pranker: YEAH! 

Lady: How did you get that nick-name DADDY?

Pranker: Well you know, I-, I ju-, I JUST GO HARD! You know I'm saying, like I'm a big dude! You know I-, I DO ME! Everybody would-

Pranker: just call me, you know, KING KONG! Because of my, it-, it-, it was, it was mainly like a NICK-NAME, for my SHAM LAHM DOOBILY DOWNSTIARS. You know I'm saying?

Lady: Uh huh. 

Pranker: YEAH! So-

Lady: Eh-

Pranker: may-, maybe some day I'll sho-, maybe some day I'll show you, KING KONG, if you play your CARDS RIGHT.  

Lady: Oh, I was gonna ask you Daddy, can you send me a photograph of yourself? 

Pranker: Uh yeah! What kind of photograph, would you like? 

Lady: Uhm-

Pranker: Do you want a photogra-

Lady: whatever takes your fancy-

Pranker: well do you want a, photograph of, ME? Or do you want a PHOTOGRAPH OF KING KONG?

Lady: Well, whatever, whatever you want you choose Daddy!

Pranker: OK! Alright, so, what do you do for work? 

Lady: I work at the hospital! 

Pranker: Yeah, I got you! So if-, if I-, if I was to come, be able to visit you! Some day would you uh-

Pranker: yeah, would you hook me up with some GOOD, if I wand some like, EXTRA STRENGTH, uh-, IBUPROFEN! YOU GOT ME?

Lady: [giggles] Yeah! 

Pranker: Alright well, when I got headache, I'mma hit your ass up! 

Lady: Ah, [giggles], so what, what are you doing, the rest of the weekend? 

Pranker: Uh, not much! Jus-, just gonna be uh-, you know just uh-, EDITING SOME VIDEOS, uh you know, uploading some stuff-

Pranker: TO THE YOUTUBE, JUST CHILLING.

Lady: Uh huh. 

Pranker: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, so uh-

Lady: I really appreciate, I really appreciate you help, so far anyway Daddy! Because it's been great!

Lady: I just hope you can help me a little bit more that's all Daddy! 

Pranker: OH YEAH! NO-, no doubt about that! And just by the way, IN CASE, if you wanna make it EASY ON YOURSELF, and you know-

Pranker: just wanna, you wanna, MIX THE TWO TOGETHER! You can just call me DADDY KING KONG sometimes, it's up to you! 

Lady: DAD-, DADDY KING KONG? That sound good. 

Pranker: YEAH. YEAH. So uh-, so ju-, just out of curiosity like, ob-, ob-, ob-, obviously, I'm sure that, you know I, I'm your only DADDY!

Pranker: Right like you got your, DAD, you got your MOM, and you got your DADDY!

Lady: Yeah. 

Pranker: Who's me! But, right-

Lady: Yeah, you-, you-, you're my only dad-, you're my-, MY ONLY VERY SPECIAL KING KONG DADDY! 

Pranker: OK... Alright yeah! That's what I like to hear! I like that! I LIKE THAT CRAP. So-, so-

Lady: I don't have any-, I don't have anybody else! Apart from you that's why I'd like a photograph of you so that I could see what you look like! KING KONG DADDY.

Pranker: Okay! Alright MAMA! I could do that! So I'm, but-, but-, so, like you said, I'm your only Daddy, RIGHT? 

Lady: Yeah, you're-, YOU'RE MY ONLY DADDY! Apart from my real Daddy! 

Pranker: YEAH OF COURSE! Of course, you know I'm saying, so like-, you know-, you know some day, after I help you out, and get yourself, you know-

Pranker: back on your feet again, and things are going well, I might fly to the U.K! And you know, TAP THAT ASS! 

Lady: That would be nice. 

Pranker: YEAH, YEAH! [clears throat] 

Lady: Sorry? 

Pranker: Ah-

Lady: OKAY DADDY! 

Pranker: THERE WE GO! Yeah daw-, I like that! Okay yeah, so uh-

Lady: Ok.

Pranker: WAIT, what, HOLD ON, huh-, HOLD UP. Wait a minute-

Lady: Yeah.

Pranker: Uh-, I-, I'M ON THE COMPUTER RIGHT NOW, and I see here, OH COME ON! You wouldn't do me LIKE THAT! RIGHT MAMA? 

Lady: Yeah? 

Pranker: I-, I see here like, weh-, I see, y-, y-, you posting more ads FOR MORE DADDIES! Girl I see sh-, HOW MANY DADDIES YOU NEED? 

Pranker: I thought-, I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR ONLY DADDY.

Lady: No that's-, that's because, that's because, eh-, I've done it quite a few times, but I'm taking them off! 

Pranker: OH. Come on now girl! I ain't go I-, but you-, BUT YOU LIED TO ME! Girl I thought we had like a TRUST BASIS!

Pranker: How you going to lie to KING KONG, like that!? 

Lady: Well I'm sorry but I-, I-, I JUST... But I will-

Pranker: But girl I-, I-, I-, I-

Lady: I'll be taking-

Pranker: I've been hitting you up NON-STOP! I've been, REAL RESPONSIVE! I sent you that money on PAYPAL! I've been hitting you up-

Pranker: I-, I sent you that to kno-, make you know I was SERIOUS. 

Lady: BUT I WILL BE TAKING THEM OFF! 

Pranker: I just don't want-, I-, I don't want you playing me girl! You know I'm saying? That's all! 

Lady: I won't be playing you! DADDY KING KONG. But as I say, I have, I just-, I WILL DELETE THEM ALL, I promise you! 

Pranker; Okay, alright, well I mean, di-, di-, if you could do me a favor, di-, there's one thing that I could you know, you could do for me-

Pranker: that would, you know, make me forgive you and just put this behind me, is that if-, if-, if-, if you could just, you know, PLEDGDE ALLEGIANCE-

Pranker: TO YOUR DADDY TYRONE, in like, you know, in like a polite, playful way, pl-, PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO YOUR DADDY TYRONE and repeat after me-

Pranker: I will forgive you, I'll-, I will keep that PAYPAL PAYMENT GOING THROUGH TONIGHT.

Lady: I will, I WILL KEEP THAT PAYPAL GO-, GOING THROUGH TONIGHT! 

Pranker: Okay, no, ah-, okay re-, REPEAT AFTER ME! I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE-

Lady: I pledge allegiance!

Pranker: TO TYRONE-

Lady: TO TYRONE!

Pranker: OF THE HOOD! 

Lady: Sorry I can't-, I didn't catch what you said there. 

Pranker: OF THE HOOD.

Lady: OF THE HOOD.

Pranker: OH YEAH! 

Lady: OH YEAH! 

Pranker: OH YEAH! 

Lady: OH YAY!

Pranker: AMEN.

Lady: AMEN.

Pranker: AND SUBSCRIBE! 

Lady: AND SUBSCRIBE! 

Pranker: THERE WE GO! I LIKE THAT MAMA! YOU GONNA GET ME MAD YOUTUBE HITS! You know I'm saying? I LIKE THAT! 

Lady: I'll-, I'll take them off when I go back! 

Pranker: [clears throat]

Lady: Uhm, KING KONG DADDY.

Pranker: OKAY ALRIGHT, I'mma keep an eye out! And we gonna see WHAT HAPPENS. 

Lady: Okay. 

Pranker: Alright, ALRIGHT MAMA. 

Lady: I loo-, I LOVE-, I LOVE YOU DADDY! 

Pranker: I LOVE YOU TOO MAMA! KISS! KISS! 

Lady: KISS KISS, and I really hope you-, hope I haven't put you off, helping me more.

Pranker: Ok.

Lady: KING KONG! 

Pranker: Yeah, you know I-, I-, I LIKE THAT MAMA! You know, usu-, usually I'm the one, who says I LOVE YOU, first on the phone-

Pranker: but I was PLEASANTLY SURPRISED, by your, you professing your LOVE FOR ME! You know I'm saying, that made me REALLY HAPPY!

Pranker: KING KONG'S REALLY EXCITED! HE SAYS WHAT'S UP, right now! 

Lady: Alright well I will, love you-, LOVE YOU! 

Pranker: [clears throat] 

Lady: Take care! DADDY!

Pranker: Alright Mama, I love you too! MUAH!

Lady: Okay! Bye!

Pranker: Gi-, NO WAI-, HOLD ON! GIV-, you know-

Lady: OK.

Pranker: CHARGE UP, and give me like a GOOD SMOOCH!

Lady: [smooch][smooch][smooch][smooch] 

Pranker: No ma-, MAKE IT SQUEAKY! 

Lady: WHAT? [giggles]

Pranker: Make it squeaky! Ma-, make it squeaky like, [kiss sound] MUAH!

Lady: MUAH!

Pranker: NO GIRL. What the-

Lady: I'm not that-

Pranker: WHAT THE FARK? 

Lady: I'm not good at that Daddy! I'm not really that good at it on the phone, DADDY! 

Pranker: Dayum Mama, so you good in person, huh? 

Lady: [mumbles]

Pranker: YEAH! Alright.

Lady: Anyways, I will, I will take them off when I go back, and I will... OKAY DADDY? [beep sound]

Pranker: Alright Mama, I appreciate that! KISS! KISS! MUAH!

Lady: KISS! KISS!

Pranker: You too! BYE, BYE.

Lady: Bye okay! 

Pranker: Alright. 

Lady: Bye.

Pranker: Bye. 

 [King Kong counter: 7] [Daddy counter:20]

Pranker: [laughing] [speaking to audience] The call had to end, I'm about to lose all the psychotic kisses she was doing-

Pranker: and saying King Kong over and over again.