Gay Hotline Prank Compilation - Ownage Pranks

Best quotes: 

• “Are you watching some homosexualities or some heterosexualities?”
• “So you’re kinda like an undercover of the gay, if you will?”
• “TAKE YOUR GOSH DARN HANDS OFF OF THERE YOUNG MAN! Well… old man”
• “I can feel your white hairs tickling me through the telephone line”
• “I like to putting hoppily hippity skilly curry on my BUM BUM”

Body of content:

In the third edition of the gay hotline pranks, I brought in Billy, Tyrone, Chris, Rakesh, Abdo and (briefly) Buk Lau to mess with some creepy dudes on the hotline! The calls ended up being super funny and made for an epic compilation. But still, nobody on the hotline wants to talk to Buk Lau, what’s the deal?!

These calls lead to a bunch of hilarious lines that made me laugh when I was editing it together! Which one was your favorite? What weird scenarios should I try next time on the gay hotline? Let me know your thoughts in the comments below!

 

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Transcript

Hotline: You're matched, say hello!

Pranker [speaking as Billy]: Hello?

Guy: Hey, what's up?

Pranker: Not much man, I'm just chilling, right now, looking to make some new friends! What are you up to?

Guy: Uh, just got back from work, uh, feeling kind of horny-

Pranker: Oh.

Guy: watching some porn.

Pranker: Oh, I like-, are you watching some homosexualities, some heterosexualities?

Guy: I'm wa-, I'm watching some homosexualities.

Pranker: Ni-, are-, are you whispering because your wife's, uh-, in the background and you're cooped up-

Pranker: in the CLOSET trying to MAKE THE GAY?

Guy: I'm uh-, whispering because my wife is in the house.

Pranker: Oh, so you're kind of like a, uh, an UNDERCOVER of the GAY, if you will.

Guy: Uh, I guess so? Uh, I'm kind of Bi.

Pranker: Okay, so, if your wife found right now, that you were on this here HOTLINE, would she be like:

Pranker: "Billy, what are you doing!? Get off of there! I'm never going to lay you again! I'm not giving-

Pranker: you ORAL STIMULATION ever again! You better not expect that!" Is that kind of what would it sound like?

Guy: Uh, something like that, yes.

Pranker: I see. Okay. Well I'm sitting here right now on the toilet trying to make a, uh-, uh-, trying to-

Pranker: "Let loose" if you will and, uh-, I was hoping somebody might be interested in uh-, partaking-

Pranker: via TELEPHONE with me.

Guy: While you're taking a dump?

Pranker: That's right!

Guy: Oh, I like that-

Pranker: Oh

Guy: you like to be watched while you're taking a dump?

Pranker: Yes sir! What I love the most is to be verbally encouraged as my name's Billy. So to hear somebody say:

Pranker: "Billy, come on man, push, push, Billy! You can do it!" As if I'm trying to give BIRTH but instead-

Guy: [Skipped]

Pranker: [Speaking to audience] Oh, come on, I really have my, no, I want-, I wish he didn't hung up, oh.

Hotline: You're matched, say hello!

Pranker [speaking as Russell]: Hello?

Guy: Hi, how you doing?

Pranker: Hey, man! I'm good, how are you?

Guy: Well, I'm just laying in bed, just thinking about you and I, going out, you know? Dressing up, getting-

Guy: real sexy with each other.

Pranker: Come on, let-, let's-, let's be realistic, we just met each other like 3 1/2 seconds ago and you're-

Pranker: telling me we're going on a date and crap? Come on now, buddy. LET'S TAKE A LITTLE SLOWER THAN THAT!

Guy: [Skipped]

Pranker: [Laughs]

Hotline: You're matched, say hello!

Guy: Hello?

Pranker [Speaking as Russell]: Hello?

Guy: Hey, what's going on?

Pranker [Speaking as gay]: Why, hello there!

Guy: Hello.

Pranker: What's up?

Guy: I'm just laying here, stroking.

Pranker: OH MY GOD, just like everybody E-, ELSE.

Guy: Yeah.

Pranker: [Laughing] What else are you into?

Guy: Mm, sucking, 69, group scenes, you name it, I'm there.

Pranker: How about n-, how about something NON-sexual? Let's try THAT [giggles]

Guy: Uh, hanging out with friends, movies, dining out, walk the beach.

Pranker: Oh

Guy: Yeah

Pranker: Oh, I like that! NICE!

Guy: Yeah, yeah.

Pranker: DO YOU LIKE PENIS?

Guy: Yeah.

Pranker: OH MY GOD ME TOO.

Guy: Oh, yeah, where you at?

Pranker: Are you touching your WINKY DINK right now?

Guy: Yep.

Pranker: TAKE YOUR GOD DARN HANDS OFF THERE YOUNG MAN! Well, OLD man! [Giggles]

Guy: [Giggles] young, okay.

Pranker: Okay, let's be honest here you're old as FARK, come on. I can-, I can-

Guy: How old do you think-

Pranker: I can feel your WHITE hairs tickling me through the telephone line.

Guy: Oh okay, how old do you think I am?

Pranker: Uh, I'm going to go with FORTY [tongue sounds] 2?

Guy: Wrong! Forty three!

Pranker: I should-, I should of taken more time, I knew I was rushing! Gosh darn it!

Guy: Oh, where you at?

Pranker: I'm around! I'm kind of scared of-, of-, of predators on the telephone, cause I'm-

Pranker: only like, I'm only 17 so I don't know, like, you know? Yeah.

Guy: [Grunts]

Pranker: C-, can you stop grunting so creepily? I'm getting kind of turned off by this?

Guy: Mm, I'm not breathing!

Pranker: No! You're grunting creepily like, you want to-, you want to PROWL at me or something. [Giggles]

Guy: No I don't.

Pranker: Oh, okay, well, I think I've been truly-, truly creeped out by you now and I'll let you go!

Pranker: And you have a fantastic day, [speaking as Tyrone] creepy ass motherfarka dawg [clears throat].

Guy: Yeah, okay.

Pranker: Hey, y-, WHY YOU SO CREEPY!?

Guy: [Skipped]

Pranker: [Laughing]

Hotline: You're matched, say hello!

Pranker [speaking as Abdo]: Hello? How are you doing?

Guy: Alright, what's up man?

Pranker: Not much, chilling right now, I wanting to talk to somebody who can happily, hippity, skilly conversation, right?

Guy: Yeah, what do you get into?

Pranker: I like to putting HOPPITY, HIPPITY, SKILLY curry on my BUM BUM, do you like it?

Guy: Uh, no, good luck though. [Skipped]

Pranker: [Laughing]

Hotline: You're matched, say hello!

Pranker [speaking as Abdo]: Hello?

Guy: Hello?

Pranker: Hello, what's up?

Guy: Hey, what's up, man?

Pranker: Not much, you know, just chilling here on the computer trying to, uh, make some new friends here, what are you doing?

Guy: Yeah, I want to make some new friends too.

Pranker: Do you-, do you really mean that, you want to make somebody who can make a SEXY with you on the telephone?

Guy: Is that what you want or?

Pranker: Uh, not really, I want to just, you know, talk about politics or who to vote for in the upcoming election, I don't know-

Pranker: really what to do right now, what are you voting for-

Guy: Yeah, yeah.

Pranker: Romney or Obama, right?

Guy: What?

Pranker: Are you Republican, or-, uh-, democratic, right?

Guy: I am a Democrat mostly I guess.

Pranker: Oh, I li-, I like THAT, it makes me very, uh-, very BIG in the pants, you know?

Guy: [Laughs]

Pranker: If y-, if-, if-, if you told me like uh, if you told me, like uh-, Romney, I will get very very LIMP.

Guy: Uh huh. That's funny man.

Pranker: Alright, alright, well what do-, what do you like to do for-, for the FUN?

Guy: Uh, just hang out with friends video games, go out, drink, you know, party.

Pranker: Oh, that's good one. Do you like to play the-, uh-, the Call of Duty?

Guy: I do.

Pranker: I like to play Call of Booty, oh, [laughing] I LAUGH!

Guy: [Skipped]

Pranker: [Laughing]

Hotline: You're matched, say hello!

Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: Hello?

Guy: Hello?

Pranker: WHAT THE HECK IS UP?

Guy: [Skipped]

Pranker: GOD DARN IT! [Laughing]