Category: Gay hotline pranks, prank call
Format: Subtitled
Characters: Rakesh, Johnathan, Buk Lau, Tyrone, Juan
Prank Victim: Gay Hotline
Rage Level: Mellow
Best quotes:
- “They hang low and they wobble to the flow, if you will”
- “I’m playing with my taquito, I would say burrito but its not that big”
- “Como se dice d*ck cheese?”
Body of content:
The gay hotline prank call compilations are always wild, but number six really delivered on the weirdness! This crazy edition of the infamous hotline pranks feature Buk Lau, Tyrone, Juan, Rakesh, AND the rarely featured British accent! So many characters and so much craziness in one call!
Everybody was determined to skip out on Buk Lau this time, but the other characters had hilarious interactions. The British character got to chat about his “afro penis”, and Juan found one of the CREEPIEST people I’ve ever talked to!! The guy was so strange, it caused me to break character because I just couldn’t take it!
What do you think of the British character? Would you like to see more of him? Why do you think everyone skips Buk on the hotline? Let me know your thoughts in the comments below!
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Transcript
Hotline: YOU'RE MATCHED, SAY HELLO!
Pranker [speaking as Abdo]: Hello?
Guy: Hey, what are you into?
Pranker: I like to do, uh-, extra curryculamar activities in the Yoga, but also to incorporate gay things. What about you?
Guy: Yeah? I'M A BOTTOM LOOKING FOR A TOP.
Pranker: OH, I LIKE THAT! I can be your TIPPTY TOP, no problem! I CAN DO IT!
Guy: Mhm. [Hang up]
Pranker: [Laughing]
Hotline: YOU'RE MATCHED, SAY HELLO!
Guy: HEY DAD.
Pranker [speaking as gay]: Hello, how are you?
Guy: Good, how are you sir?
Pranker: I'm great, what are you up to?
Guy: Uh, I'm just kicking back right now! Where you calling from?
Pranker: I'm uh-, visiting from the UK! I'm located in California right now. Where you-
Guy: Do you like to top or bottom? What do you like?
Pranker: I'm actually a little bit new to uh-, this whole HOTLINE and stuff!
Guy: OH! Really?
Pranker: So I'm-, I'm a uh, HOTLINE VIRGIN if you will.
Guy: Well, okay. So now what do you do when you're with a guy? Do you top him? Do you bottom for him?
Pranker: Uhm, usually, we just sit down, and have a cup of TEA! But I actually haven't-
Pranker: uh, indulged in the PENETRATION quite yet! I've been CURIOUS.
Guy: Well, I see-, I've dated women and they're too much work! Too many problems, too many complaints.
Guy: You can not satisfy them. Guys are totally opposite! You can farking fool aroun with a guy.
Guy: And they'll be very happy! Even if you're doing it wrong! THEY DON'T GIVE A CRAP!
Pranker: The uh-, that's right! GET-, GET DOWN AND DIRTY
Guy: So you-, you can orgasm so much better! You know with a woman it's like: "OH WHAT THE FARK I DON'T-
Guy: EVEN WANT TO DO THIS!"
Pranker: [Laughs] Well I'm not sure I can exactly agree with that! So I uh, BEG TO DIFFER.
Guy: REALLY, WELL HOW BIG IS you C**K?
Pranker: IT'S UH-, AVERAGE. Six inches.
Guy: Okay, are you hairy or smooth?
Pranker: I'm uh-, quite smooth actually.
Guy: DO you shave the balls? Or just trim the bush and trim-, and shave the balls? Or trim the balls, and shave the bush?
Pranker: I-, I SHAVE THE BALLS and-, TRIM THE BUSH.
Guy: Do you have big balls? They hang low?
Pranker: I-, THEY DO! THEY HANG LOW AND THEY WOBBLE TO THE FLOOR, if you will. [laughs]
Guy: We don't want you to wobble them to the floor AND STEP ON THEM! NO!
Pranker: I know, the-, they're kind of like a PENDULUM BETWEEN MY LEGS!
Guy: That's beautiful! I LIKE THAT DADDY.
Pranker: I would like uh-, TO SMACK YOU ACROSS THE FACE with them actually, that would be quite nice for me!
Guy: Yes, that would be good!
Pranker: I'm actually uh-, one thing I am into is, I dressed up my WILLY like a bunch of different PUPPETS-
Pranker: and I'm just, slapping him around a little bit, getting him EXCITED, REALLY, REALLY EXCITED!
Pranker: are you into that kind of thing?
Guy: On what puppet-, what puppet is he now dressed as?
Pranker: He's a little, AFRICAN-AMERICAN MAN. RIGHT NOW. He has a little AFRO.
Guy: Oh.
Pranker: I put a little afro on the tip.
Guy: Oh a little fro'?
Pranker: That's right!
Guy: THAT'S CUTE!
Pranker: I ac-
Guy: Do you have pictures of your fro'? Do you have pictures?
Pranker: I-, I ha-, I do not have pictures, NO, I've kept this quite private, ve-, because I've been worried-
Pranker: that uh-, of somebody found out, what I was doing, I would be, RIDICULED.
Guy: OH FARK IT. I THINK IT'S CUTE!
Pranker: ALRIGHT!
Guy: You take a picture for me, and send it to me, I'll give you my number.
Pranker: Okay, alright!
Guy: VERY CUTE!
Pranker: GIVE ME THAT NUMBER, and I'll send it to you.
Guy: It's 7-8-1
Pranker: 7-8-1
Guy: [Censored]
Pranker: Alright, I'll-, I'll send that to you IN A LITTLE BIT! And uh-
Guy: YEAH!
Pranker: I would really much enjoy, if I could, TAKE MY AFRO C**K and PENETRATE YOU with it.
Pranker: I was thinking maybe I could just SUPER GLUE the afro TEMPORARILY on the tip of my-
Pranker: PENIS, and see if I could get some uh-, GOOD TRACTION going on in there!
Pranker: It might INCREASE THE SENSATION!
Guy: [Skipped]
Pranker: [Laughing] [Speaking to audience] WITH MY AFRO PENIS!
Hotline: YOU'RE MATCHED, SAY HELLO!
Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: Yo, what's popping?
Guy: Just laying back, stroking my hard d**k man.
Pranker: OH, DAYUM. You got to hard ass penis?
Guy: Oh I do man, how about you?
Pranker: No, it's limp as fark right now. Because you are DISGUSTING.
Guy: Oh you-
Guy: [Skipped]
Pranker: [Laughing]
Hotline: YOU'RE MATCHED, SAY HELLO!
Guy: Hello?
Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: Duh, hello?
[Skipped]
Hotline: YOU'RE MATCHED, SAY HELLO!
Guy: Hello?
Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: Duh, hello? How are you doing today?
[Skipped]
Hotline: YOU'RE MATCHED, SAY HELLO!
Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: Duh, hello?
[Skipped]
Pranker: [speaking to audience]: GOD! Skipping all the Asian, all the time, skip, skip, skip.
Hotline: YOU'RE MATCHED, SAY HELLO!
Guy: Hi.
Pranker [speaking as Alexandro Juan Martinez]: HOLA! COMO ESTAS!? How are you my friend?
Guy: Good, you?
Pranker: I'm excellent! What are-, what are you up to?
Guy: Oh, just stroking my d**k, what are you doing?
Pranker: I'm uh-, playing with my uh-, with my TAQUITO, I would say BURRITO, but it's not that big, HA!
Guy: Oh yeah, is it cut or uncut?
Pranker: It is un-, UNCUT!
Guy: Oh-, I wish I was there to suck it for you, I love uncut d**ks.
Pranker: Oh crap! Oh crap! Me gusto! Si! Si! Si!
Guy: Where are you?
Pranker: I'm in uh Los Angeles.
Guy: Oh, see I would suck it, and I would nibble that skin and lick the head, and lick those balls.
Pranker: Oh my-, oh my God, oh, si!
Guy: Yeah! Do you have a lot of nice skin on it?
Pranker: I do, it look like uh-, uh-, turtle or something, it-, it-, eh-, I having uh-, a lot of uh, FORESKIN.
Guy: Oh, see I like that, I like to nibble it, lick it, and chew it.
Pranker: But uh-, the only problem is, I having-, I having uh-, I having a d**k cheese, you know? Como Se Dice? D**k cheese?
Guy: Yeah oh-, I like that, I like the way it smells and tastes, do you like that?
Pranker: Oh crap! Porque I am working all day, all night! And uh, sometime I don't have a time to take a shower-
Pranker: so I go to sleep, and go to work the next day!
Guy: Oh yeah, love that smell.
Pranker: So you like the, you enjoy the d**k cheese?!
Guy: Yeah.
Pranker [speaking as Russell]: God dude, I-, I c-, I can't even continue this! You're creepy as crap! You enjoy d**k cheese?!
Guy: Oh yeah. Is that skin loose or tight?
Pranker: It's not ex-, th-, that wasn't true, I was just farking with you! But my mind-
Guy: Oh.
Pranker: by mind is blown by your love of d**k cheese and lack of hygiene!
Guy: Oh I just like that smell of uncut d**k!
Pranker: But you also like the smell, and taste of d**k cheese?
Guy: Yeah. Once in a while.
Pranker: God, alright man, well, good luck. [Skipped]
Pranker: [Laughing] [Speaking to audience] What the fark? He all creeped me [laughing].