Gay Prank - Porn Hotline Compilation! Ownage Pranks

Best quotes: 

• “You should totally just talk to your wife and be like ‘hey honey, you know I want to try something new, spice things up. Here put on this 12-inch strap on and pound me in the buttocks.’”
• “How big is your dong dong diggily?” 
• “HOLA COMO ESTAAAAS? ME LLAMO JUAN MARTINEZZZ!”
• “So, are you, THE BLACK?”

Body of content:

I hopped on the infamous gay hotline to make the ninth edition of the gay hotline prank call series, and it turned out hilarious! “You’re matched, say hello” has become one of the most recognized phrases from my videos because of these compilations. Things were crazy as ever in the conversations I ended up having this time around!

I gave some practical marital advice to a guy using the gay hotline in secret, called out a couple creepy fellas, and had some VERY awkward conversations! In a gay hotline first, I ended up coming across one of my viewers who knew about the YouTube channel and was totally chill about being in the prank! What are the odds?! Sadly, Rakesh wasn’t getting ANY love from the hotline users this time. 

Finding one of my own viewers on the hotline definitely tops the list of random prank call twists! What was your favorite part of this crazy compilation? How can I get Rakesh some more love in the future? Tell me what you think in the comments below!

 

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Transcript

Operator: You're matched. Say hello.

Pranker: Hello?

Gay1: Hello.

Pranker: Hey bro. 

Gay1: You horny man?

Pranker: Totes. 

Gay1: You stroking that big d**k?

Pranker: It's actually really small. Bro I don't wanna lie to you.

Gay1: Yeah but are you horny now? 

Pranker: Yeah. 

[phone call ends]

Pranker: [laughing]

Operator: You're matched. Say hello.

Gay2: Hello?

Pranker [speaking as Russell]: Hey.

Gay2: Hey what's up?

Pranker: Nothing, just uh, you know. What are you doing?

Gay2: Horny. Married guy. Home alone.

Pranker: OH GOD. I like that. Does you wife knows that you do the gay things?

Gay2: No. Has no idea. 

Pranker: Oh man. That's so awesome. 

Pranker: Have you ever taken it from the back before?

Gay2: No, never been with a guy before. 

Pranker: Dude you should totally just talk to your wife and be like:

Pranker: "Hey honey, you know I'm-I'm- I wanna try something new...

Pranker: ... spice things up. HERE put on this 12 inch strap on and...

Pranker: ...pound me in the buttocks."

[phone call ends]

Pranker: [laughing]

Operator: You're matched. Say hello.

Pranker: ... Alright cool. [chuckles] He-hey what's up man?

Gay3: Ah, horned up, I'm stroking you?

Pranker: Nah. Just laughing at the creepy fark I just talked to last.

Pranker: [laughing] 

Gay3: [laughing] Oh!

Pranker: Yeah. What are you doing, sorry, you're stroking?

Pranker: How big is your DONG DONG DIGILLY? 

Gay3: Uh, dude actually I got a small little d**k man.

Gay3: I-I-I get off on being the bottom for a buddy man.

Pranker: Oh damn! Do you like being made fun of like:

Pranker: "Hey look and your tiny little shrimp d**k"?

Gay3: Yeah dude. [chuckles] Yeah absolutely dude.

Pranker: Nice.

Pranker: So wh-what you packing over there? Two and a half, three inches?

Gay3: Uhm, it's maybe about 4 inches hard dude.

Pranker: WHOA, DAMN dude. That's depressing but I guess you're into that.

Pranker: So like, have you been with a girl who's like what at your...

Pranker: ... your little shrimp d**k and be like [girly laughing]

Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: "So small you know?"

Gay3: [laughing] Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

Pranker: Damn...

Pranker: Wow, that's-

Gay3: But it's like-like with a buddy I mean it's a HUGE TURN ON you know?

Pranker: Yeah, does he get like a pair of chopsticks to really get in there and...

Pranker: ... and farking get you off, or...? 

Gay3: Ah, dude actually when it comes to that man, it's like-it's like

Gay3: huge turn on for me to like be the GIRL for him, you know?

Pranker: Alright, you definitely just upgraded to CREEPY FARK just like the last guy, congratulations.

Pranker: Just kidding, you're not the creepy fark. You're a cool dude!

Gay3: Oh...

Pranker: Dude, just kidding. You like black guys? 

Gay3: Yeah! 

Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: Ha damn, I like that crap dawg!

Pranker: Yeah! I got a big ass SHAM LAM LAM DOOBLY DEE my dawg!

Gay3: Oh yeah? Fark, dude. What do you get into man?

Pranker: Uh, I like making YouTube videos, that's all I do really these days.

Pranker: Man I've been trying to get- [phone call ends]

Praanker: [laughing]

Operator: You're matched. Say hello.

Pranker [speaking as Juan Martinez]: HOLA COMO ESTAS? 

Pranker: ME LLAMO JUAN MARTINEZ- [phone call ends]

Pranker: [laughing]

Operator: You're matched. Say hello.

Gay4: [creepy exhale] Hello?

Pranker [speaking as Abdo]: uh wh-what are you doing?Gay4: I'm masturbating. 

Pranker: But why? Relax, relax! Take the head off habibi! 

Pranker: Relax okay> L-le-let us get to know each other first.

[phone call ends]

Pranker: [laughing] 

Operator: You're matched. Say hello. 

Gay5: Hello? 

Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: Hey mothefarker! It's me!

Pranker: How are you doing?

Gay5: You got the wrong number.

Pranker: No, not-

Gay5: You got the wrong number. 

Pranker: No. You-you are the g- [phone call ends]

Pranker [speaking to audience]: What the fark... [laughing] 

Pranker: Wrong number... "It's the gay hotline dude, it's the gay hotline, bitch". 

Operator: You're matched. Say hello.

Pranker [speaking as Juan]: Hola como estas?

Gay6: Hello? Hola.

Pranker: Yeah. I-I-I want to talk to somebody who can do the gay thing with me.

Gay6: [laughing] 

Pranker: Are you touching your taquito?

Gay6: Ah... Gordita.

Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: Ay yo, what's up man? Y-You wanna play with my gordita?

Gay6: There you go. 

Pranker: Yeah, yeah. What's good with you my dawg?

Gay6: Ahh... I'm white dude.

Pranker: Alright dawg. Alright. You too creepy dawg. You're like beating your meat while I try to talk to you.

Pranker: Can we just have like a normal conversation-

Gay6: I am. 

Pranker: Okay, alright-

Gay6: No, I'm beating my meat. 

Pranker: Nah-

Gay6: That's what I'm calling the line for.

Pranker: Alright, good luck you creepy fark. I'm about to skip your ass.

Pranker: I'm about to skip you dawg.

Gay6: Th-that's fine man!

Pranker: Alright, nevermind-

Gay6: Press the number.

Pranker: Nah, nah let's talk about it.  

Gay6: Alright. 

Pranker: Alright, give me a kiss before you go.

Gay6: Nice. Mmm... Smooch-smooch.

Pranker: NAh, nah! Don't say smooch-smooch, just do it. Go like MUAH. 

Gay6: Lickey-lickey.

Pranker: NAH, nah, nah. Don't say lickey-lickey. Go blah-blah-blah [slurp]

Gay6: [exhale] [laughing]

Gay6: That was a good- can you do one again?

Pranker: Yeah. Y-y-you first dawg. Reciprocate and I hit you back with one.

Gay6: Blah-blah-blah.

Pranker: Ahhh! Damn dawg. Getting me mad stiff downstairs. Mad stiff.

Gay6: You're funny dude. I like it.

Pranker: Dawg you making me-

Gay6: Good luck though. Have fun.

Pranker: Thanks man! I-I'm making a prank call COMPILATION right now. Can you be part of it?

Gay6: Wait, are you the one- Are- you do all those bits and pieces and put them together?

Pranker: Yes that's me dude.

Gay6: That's hot. That is- I've laughed at that- laughed-

Gay6: I've caught couple of those man. I thought that they were very well done.

Pranker: That's awesome dude. Thanks I appreciate that.

Gay6: You had me hollering and I wish you luck and uh...

Gay6: Thanks for making me laugh!

Pranker: Alright, no problem dude! Take it easy buddy.

Gay6: Have a good one, bye.

Pranker: Dude see you!

Gay6: Yup.

[phone call ends]

Pranker: [laughing] 

Operator: You're matched. Say hello.

Gay7: Hello?

Pranker [speaking as Rakesh]: Hello?

Gay7: Uh, Jesus dude, get a life.

Pranker: WHAT? [phone call ends]

Pranker: Hello?

Pranker: [laughing] Barely indians can't be gay.

Operator: You're matched. Say hello.

Gay8: Hello?

Pranker: Hello!

gay8: Hey how are you?

Pranker: I'm good, what are you doing?

Gay8: Laying in bed.

Pranker: Nice, nice, nice. Safe to assume that you're gay as fark?

Gay8: Yeah.

Pranker: Nice. Me too. [chuckles]

Gay8: I can tell.

Pranker: You can te- w-w-what GAVE IT AWAY?

Gay8: Your voice!

Pranker: Oh... Fair enough I guess. So how often do you engage in the b**t sex?

Gay8: Uhm, about 3 times a week.

Pranker: NICE! I'm jealous, I've only had it like twice this yeah!

Gay8: For real?

Pranker: Nah, just kidding. I had some 10 minutes ago. [giggle]

Gay8: [gasp] For real, are you serious?

Parnker: Yeah, I'm getting, you know, I'm still on that La La Land of being b**t farked.

Pranker: As gross as that sounds.

Gay8: Oh... Yeah?

Pranker: So, are you the black?

Gay8: Oh yeah.

Pranker: Oh okay. Are you hung like a horse?

Gay8: What do you mean?

Gay8: Being down there like a horse?

Pranker: Yeah.

Gay8: [giggles] I don't use mine as much though, so.

Pranker: Oh, okay you kind of just let it chill there and wobble?

Gay8: Yeah?

Pranker: Kind of like that Snoop Dog song. WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE [singing]

Pranker: Right? [phone call ends]

Pranker [speaking to audience]: [laughing] Alright dude, that...