Gay Prank Calls - Hotline Compilation #2

Best quotes: 

• “I FARKING HANG UP ON STUPID FAGGOTS LIKE YOU!”
• “I can almost like, HEAR the-, HO- HO'S in your ESOPHAGUS. I don't know what's going on man.”
• “WHAT IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY HONK THE HORN WITH YOUR SCHLONG HA HA HA!”

Body of content:

This is the crazy second compilation of the gay hotline prank calls! Things got interesting right away with a guy freaking out on me for messing with him by switching voices. There was plenty of creepiness to go around in this compilation, and I tested the limits of what kind of ridiculous things I could say before getting skipped!

The hotline always produces some wild interactions. Which part of this compilation was the funniest? Why do all the gay hotline users skip Chris right away?! Put your thoughts in the comments below!

 

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Transcript

Hotline: YOU'RE MATCHED, SAY HELLO. 

Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: Uh yeah, hello? 

Guy: What's up buddy? 

Pranker [speaking as Russell]: Not much man, what are you up to? 

Guy: Oh I'm just uh, stroking my HARD C**K huh.

Pranker [speaking as Rakesh]: OH, I LIKE THAT, [speaking as Buk Lau]: what the heck you do in your free time? 

Guy: I FARKING HANG UP ON STUPID FAGGOTS LIKE YOU! 

Pranker: MOTHERFARKA FARKING-

Guy: [skipped]

Pranker: YOU [laughing] 

Hotline: YOU'RE MATCHED, SAY HELLO. 

Guy: Hello, hi.

Pranker [speaking as Russell]: Hey what's up, YOU CREEPY MOTHERFARKER, how's it going? 

Guy: Hey, pretty good, YOU LIKE TO GET FARKED?

Pranker: Uh, hold on give me a sec, uh, NO. What about you? 

Guy: No, I don't mind it, if a guy knows what he's doing, I like a POUNDING IN MY BUTT AND TAKE IT.

Pranker: Nice, are you-, eh, do you happen to be OBESE? Just throwing, that out there.

Guy: Not at all! 

Pranker: I can-, I can almost like, HEAR the-, HO- HO'S in your ESOPHAGUS. I don't know, what's going on MAN. 

Pranker: I do-, maybe you're just REALLY AROUSED.

Guy: NO, I'm no-, huh, good shape! 

Pranker: Dude, you are-

Guy: How do you know? 

Pranker: definitely FARKED UP or something, you're SMACKED, you're-, you're on SOMETHING BUDDY. Come on man-

Pranker: you can tell me, I'LL KEEP A SECRET! 

Guy: [skipped] 

Pranker: [laughing] 

Hotline: YOU'RE MATCHED, SAY HELLO. 

Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: DUH hello? 

Guy: Dah heck is your name? 

Pranker: Nothing man! Don't TELL ME you are TOUCHING your, YOU KNOW WHAT? Right? [giggles]

Guy: Ah, fark yeah baby! 

Pranker: MOTHERFARKING DISGUST! 

Guy: [skipped]

Pranker: [laughing] [speaking to audience]: I just wanted to talk to that guy.

Hotline: YOU'RE MATCHED, SAY HELLO. 

Guy: Hello? 

Pranker [speaking as Russell]: Hey there, how's it going? 

Guy: Good, how are you doing? 

Pranker: Pretty good, just uh, you know, TOUCHING MY PENIS.

Guy: Yeah, I know what you mean, working on mine right now too. I'm just horny as heck.

Pranker: NICE. 

Guy: Yeah, I'm actually, I actually got it pulled out as I'm driving.

Pranker: Pulled out as you dr-, DUDE, THAT'S DANGEROUS MAN, come on now! You're operating-

Pranker: a MOTOR VEHICLE! What if-, WHAT IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY HONK THE HORN WITH YOUR SCHLONG HA HA HA! 

Guy: [giggles] 

Pranker: Right?

Guy: I'm willing to take the chance, yeah, exactly.

Pranker: You never know man! IT'S DANGEROUS. 

Guy: [skipped] 

Pranker: [laughing]

Hotline: YOU'RE MATCHED, SAY HELLO.

Guy: Oh god, yeah-

Pranker [speaking as John Mcain]: Hello, what-, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? UH-

Guy: [skipped]

Pranker: [laughing] [speaking to audience]: What the fark was that? [laughing]

Hotline: YOU'RE MATCHED, SAY HELLO. 

Guy: Hello? 

Pranker [speaking as Abdo]: Hello? 

Guy: How are you? 

Guy: Hello, I am good, how are you? 

Pranker: I'm good too! 

Guy: Nice, I li-, I LIKE THAT! How-, how big is your uh, your uh, YOUR YOUR, uh, YOUR HOT DOGGIE?

Guy: [laughing] About six inches.

Pranker: Why-, why-, why are you laughing at me? 

Guy: My hot doggie? 

Pranker: I am-, I am-, I am sorry! I don't know the language, uh, THAT WELL! Sometime I have to, you know? 

Pranker: I have to collaborating, uh, MAKE WORD, HA!

Guy: Where are you from? 

Pranker: I am, uh, I am from CHICAGO one more time.

Guy: You're from where?  

Pranker: I am from CHICAGO. 

Guy: Chicago, and you don't know the language... 

Pranker: I am, I-, I don't know the language that-, THAT WELL! I am, I am new to the language a little BIT!

Pranker: But, I will-, I will-, I will TICKLE your-, your-, FANCY, right? [laughing] 

Guy: [skipped] 

Pranker: [laughing] 

Hotline: YOU'RE MATCHED, SAY HELLO. 

Pranker [speaking as Rakesh]: Hello? 

Guy: Hi, how are you?

Pranker: Hello, I am doing GOOD, my friend, how're you doing? 

Guy: You have a wonderful accent are you-, are you from India? 

Pranker: RIGHT. 

Guy: Wonderful accent.

Pranker: Do you like it? 

Guy: Yeah, it's great! 

Pranker: FINALLY, my friend, I talk to maybe 4 10 20 people, they, SKIP SKIP SKIPPITY SKIPPITY SKOP-

Pranker: I don't know what TO DOING. 

Guy: Yeah, you have a beautiful accent.

Pranker: I really make APPRECIATING, right? You have, very beautiful-

Guy: Make what? 

Pranker: I MAKE APPRECIATING.

Guy: You make a what? 

Pranker: I MAKE APPRECIATING, right? I a-, I appre-, I APPRECIATE your KINDNESS, OH.

Guy: OH, you apprec-, right yeah.

Pranker: RIGHT, RIGHT, OKAY! 

Guy: How old are you? 

Pranker: I am 20, 27.

Guy: Wow.

Pranker: I am uh, you know? CHILLING right now, I want to talk to some new FRIEND, right? 

Pranker: Talk to some NEW PEOPLE, talk about THE GAY THINGS.

Guy: Yeah, so are-, are you gay? 

Pranker: I AM someti-, you know sometime, I like to make GAY, right? MONDAY-FRIDAY I with THE WIFE.

Pranker: SATURDAY-SUNDAY, I WANT TO GET A POUNDING, right? 

Guy: You want someone to pound you? 

Pranker: FRIDAY, SATURDAY ONLY! Right? I CAN DO.

Guy: [skipped]

Pranker: [laughing] [speaking to audience]: What? I guess he wasn't down for this schedule.