Category: Prank calls
Format: Subtitled
Characters: Buk Lau
Prank Victim: Gas station
Rage Level: Hardcore
Best quotes:
- “Yeah hi, uh, he was basically just trying to say that he came in there yesterday and somebody make fun me and uh somebody called him a fat boy.”
- “YOU FARK YOU, YOU MOTHERFARKING A**HOLE SON OF DONKEY.”
- “I USE THE WOMEN'S BATHROOM AND THERE'S A CAMERA JUST HANGING AT MY BALLSACK, YOU KNOW? DANGLING DANGLING.”
Body of content:
This creepy guy recently installed a video camera in the women's bathroom of the gas station he manages. I prank called him as Buk Lau to tell him I used the bathroom and saw the camera dangling near my “boosack!” He couldn’t believe what he was hearing and had a total meltdown!! Do you think he’s still getting away with being a creep? Should I call his gas station again? Tell me what you think in the comments below!
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Transcript
[glass break sound]
Pranker [speaking to audience]: I called up the supervisor of this gas station who recently installed video cameras-
Pranker: in the women's bathroom. I wasn't about to let this guy off the hook too easy for invading people's privacy-
Pranker: in a totally creepy way. [phone ringing]
Guy: Hello?
Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: Duh hello, is this the gas station?
Guy: I'm gas station.
Pranker: Yeah, are you the guy who make fun me?
Guy: What?
Pranker: I come in there, someboodee make fun me, they say I'm very fat boy.
Guy: What- what do you mean? I can not understand what you are talking about.
Pranker: Okay, I tell you very slowly, okay, very slow motion. I TALK TO SOMEBOODEE AND THEY MAKE FUN ME AND CALL ME VERY FAT BOY.
Guy: I don't understand, sorry.
Pranker: Okay, l- l- l- let me try again [explosion sound] [speaking as Russell]: I came in there and I-
Guy: [hang up]
Pranker: [laughing] [inhales] [speaking to audience]: I was gonna say it in plain English. [phone ringing]
[explosion sound]
Guy: Hello?
Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: Uh yeah, let me pass to my translator, okay?
Pranker [speaking as Russell]: [explosion sound] Uh he- he- hello?
Guy: Yes?
Pranker: Yeah hi, uh, he was basically just trying to say that he came in there yesterday and somebody make fun me and uh somebody-
Pranker: called him a fat boy, so he was very upset about this, so we- he wanted just to basically to get to the bottom of it.
Guy: I DON'T UNDERSTAND what you talking-
Pranker: Uh we- [exhales], see- [exhales] [lip smack] [explosion sound] [speaking as Buk Lau]: WE TRY TO TALK TO YOU IN THE ENGLISH-
Pranker: I TRY TO TALK TO YOU MYSELF, YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING.
Guy: dim lit houses, yeah, because house, what- what you talking? WHAT YOU WANT NOW?
Pranker: WHAT- WHAT THE FARK MAN? CAN I TALK TO THE MANAGER PLEASE?
Guy: WHAT YOU FARKING TALK TO ME?
Pranker: YOU SUCK MY C**K TOD-
Guy: [hang up] [explosion sound]
Pranker: [laughing] [phone ringing] [explosion sound]
Guy: Hello?
Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: Please man, why don't you just try to work with me, you know? Work with me.
Guy: Who are you?
Pranker: I come in there every day, okay? I am the best customer. Someboodee disrespect me, you know?
Guy: What you talking- WHAT YOU WANT?
Pranker: Do you speak-
Guy: START TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT?
Pranker: look, if you're the guy who make fun me and call me fat boy, I just want to say FARK YOU, OKAY?
Guy: WHAT YOU TALKING? FARK YOU SIR.
Pranker: YOU, NO-
Guy: SON OF A BITCH.
Pranker: YOU FARK YOU, YOU MOTHERFARKING A**HOLE SON OF DONKEY.
Guy: [hang up]
Pranker: [explosion sound] [laughing] [phone ringing] [explosion sound]
Guy: Hello?
Pranker: Yeah, hello, what is your name?
Guy: What do you want talk?
Pranker: I know, but I want to report you, you know? Because you very disrespect, what is your name?
Guy: What- what? Speak English slowly and what do you want?
Pranker: Okay, what is your name? What is your name? WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
Guy: MY NAME-
Pranker: Are- are you stupid?
Guy: [hang up]
Pranker: [explosion sound] [laughing] [phone ringing] [explosion sound]
Guy: Hello?
Pranker: I- I'VE BEEN WAITING HERE MAN.
Guy: [hang up]
Pranker: [explosion sound] [speaking to audience]: Fark man, he go- who- who says hello and gives it half a second before they hang up?
[phone ringing] [explosion sound]
Guy: Hello?
Pranker: PLEASE-
Guy: WHAT YOU WANT? [angry beep sound]
Pranker: WHA- WHAT IS YOUR NAME, JUST TELL ME THAT?
Guy: I DONE TIME UNDER HIM.
Pranker: WHAT IS YOUR NAME, ARE YOU STUPID?
Guy: ARE YOU STUPID? YOU COME HERE!
Pranker: Uh, YOU MOTHERFARKING A**HOLE G-
Guy: WHAT THE FARKING, SON OF A BITCH WHO TURN TO ME?
Pranker: Uh, HA- uh listen, WHAT IS YOUR NAME, just tell me that?
Guy: WHAT'S- LISTEN, LISTEN WHAT?
Pranker: WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
Guy: FARK GO- [mumbling] DID YOU, SON OF A BITCH.
Pranker: YOU SUCK ON MY BALLSACK, okay?
Guy: [hang up]
Pranker: [explosion sound] [laughing] [phone ringing] [explosion sound]
Guy: Hello?
Pranker: PLEASE JUST WORK WITH ME.
Guy: HEY GO ON SOMETHING QUICKLY, I'M NO TIME TO TH-
Pranker: Yeah I- I- I-
Guy: TO MAKE THE TIME WITH YOU.
Pranker: HAVE A TIME FOR THIS MOTHERFARKA.
Guy: WHAT YOU WANT?
Pranker: UH Y- YOU TALK TO-
Guy: MOTHERFARKER! [hang up]
Pranker: YOU A**HOLE [mumbling] CRAP TO ME! [phone ringing]
Guy: Hello?
Pranker: Look, I come in there to use your bathroom and there's a camera inside, okay? That's a RIDICULOUS, I- I COME IN THERE-
Guy: I USE THE WOMEN'S BATHROOM AND THERE'S A CAMERA JUST HANGING AT MY BALLSACK, YOU KNOW? DANGLING DANGLING THERE.
Guy: THAT'S WHY YOU TALKING.
Pranker: THERE'S A CAMERA INSIDE THE BATHROOM, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT MOTHERFARKA?
Guy: YOU CALL ME FOR WHAT?
Pranker: Looking-
Guy: WHAT YOU FARKING TALKING TO ME?
Pranker: motherfarking-
Guy: YOU CALL ME FOR WHAT?
Pranker: you piece of crap, you know what you're doing, okay?
Guy: [hang up]