Heartless Student Loan Scammer - Funny Prank Calls

Best quotes: 

• “How long does he usually take to take a crap?”
• “But let's be real, Brandon is a little bitch!”
• “You're also scamming right? So like everybody has their share of bitch-like behaviour, right?”

Body of content:

I found a group of scammers who claim to get rid of your student loan debt, but are actually stealing your identity and credit card information. The first time I got them on the phone, I talked with a scammer who seemed super inexperienced and awkward, but it made for a funny prank call. I decided to phone them up again for more prank calls and got a VERY different response.

In this part two of the original student loan scammer prank, I talked to a guy who was clearly more experienced and battle-hardened in the scam world. He showed no remorse about what he was doing! Want to see more funny prank calls on scam centers? Tell me in the comments below!

 

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Transcript

Pranker [speaking to audience]: This is part 2 of the Student Loan Scammer Prank I uploaded a couple weeks ago. These guys try to steal your identity and credit card by claiming to get rid of your student loans.

Pranker: The first guy I called was super inexperienced and awkward, and actually ended up hilariously pouring his heart out to me.

Pranker: This guy, on the other hand, is obviously a battle hardened veteran scammer who feels absolutely no remorse about cheating people out of their money.

Pranker: Check up one of these pranks by clicking the link down below, the context will make this prank even funnier.

[phone ringing]

Guy: This is Euegene, can I start with you first and last name please?

Pranker [speaking as Abdo]: Yeah hello Eugene, I actually- my phone just died eh- I was just about to give my FSA ID to uh- Brandon. C-can you transfer me please?

Guy: Yeah, sure. Uhm, what was your name?

Pranker: Uh- it's Abdo.

Guy: Hold on one second, okay sir?

Pranker: Thanks. Yeah, yeah.

Guy: Hey Abdo, he's actually at the restroom right now, can I take a name and number and have him call you back right away?

Pranker: H- how long does he usually take to take a crap?

Guy: [laughing] Honestly I don't time him when he goes, I don't think it'll be that long.

Pranker: Yeah, well [stuttering] he told me that- that is why he hung up? Because he had to- [stuttering] drop trou or something like this? Yeah-

Guy: Honestly, I don- I don't know, yeah- oh you know I see him right here. [mumbling]

Pranker: [stuttering] is he-

Pranker: Oh- okay good- yeah, yeah- t-thanks.

Guy: I see him, hold on one second. I see him, hold on.

Guy: I apologize, I thought I saw him, I guess he's on the phone right now.

Pranker: Oh, you're a silly goo-

Guy: Do you want me to just take a name and number?

Pranker: Okay tell me this my friend, because he told me on the phone earlier, he- he whispered to me he's like...

Guy: So-

Guy: Yeah?

Pranker: "Hey man, between you and I like, don't do it man, they're gonna take your credit card, they're gonna like charge extra" and like, I really appreciate, but he hung up like maybe, is he scared?

Pranker: Because he told me the truth?

Guy: I have no idea what it is- huh?

Guy2: Tell him I'll call him.

Guy: That's what I'm trying, yeah. Yeah, uhm, he said he'll call you- he'll call you back, you know he-

Pranker: I got- well- you and I know he's not going to call me back man, he just he- he came clean.

Guy: You know-

Pranker: He told me you guys are like scamming. So like...

Guy: [sigh] I don't know him- I don't- you know I don't care really...

Pranker: You don't feel kind of bad? You don't feel kind of bad to- to help this kind of business?

Guy: Yeah-

Guy: Uh, I don't understand why- why would I feel bad?

Pranker: Because man like, it's just kind of a grimy operation right? Like I- have you ever Googled your own business number and just, taking a browsing?

Guy: Yeah, of course. Absolutely.

Pranker: Okay, [stuttering] let's have an exercise, l-let's do it together, and we can read about all the scamming you guys do, how about that?

Guy: Absolutely.

Guy: You know, tha- that's absolutely fine you know, um- I'm sure what you've- the research you've done it is fairly accurate uhm-

Guy: ... at the end of the day, it is what it is. So anyways, it's been a pleasure talking to you, I have to go take my break right now.

Pranker: Yeah.

Pranker: Yeah r- was- so- so are you gonna go take that your turn to go take a dump now after Brandon or what?

Guy: Uhm- you have a good day, okay?

Pranker: C- CAN I TALK TO BRANDON MAN? Or like or just say bye to him at least.

Guy: No- I was gonna go first. I-

Guy: Uh, he's on the phone right now, he said that he- he'd call you back, I don't know, you know?

Pranker: Yeah-

Guy: I don't really like the guy, to tell you the truth, you know? [chuckles]

Pranker: BUT WHY? WHY? [stuttering] he seems like- he's so new right? He's still fresh, I told him he's not too confident on the phone, he should get some training from you, right?

Guy: Yeah- y- you know, I mean h-honestly I don't care, you know? I'm not here to make friends.

Guy: Uhm- [mumbling]

Pranker: I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it. Y-you're here to scam, not to make friends right?

Guy: Yeah, you know-

Guy: Exactly, you know? Like whether I like someone or don't- dislike someone, I don't lose sleep over it.

Pranker: Yeah.

Pranker: Well- I- I apre-

Guy: I got home. You know?

Pranker: I'm glad at least the truth comes out you know, like- right?

Guy: Yeah, you keep it real, I'll keep it real with you man, you know, just like don't waste my time, I won't waste your time.

Pranker: Yeah. For sure man.

Guy: You know, it it what it is, yeah.

Pranker: Just know that Brandon is a little bit sensitive. He told me that his big dream was to- to play basketball and now he's stuck in the call center so every morning he- eh...

Pranker: I think he- he cries outside a little bit.

Guy: He did not say that to you! [laughing]

Pranker: I- [stuttering] go listen to the recording. You guys record for quality and training purpose, right? Go listen to it.

Guy: OH... Yeah- I'm not surprised man, it's all good. You know?

Pranker: Yeah, yeah. But l-let's be real Brandon is a little bitch! [laughing]

Guy: [laughing] I mean I- I'm not allowed to say that, I- I'm not gonna disagree with you, but you know. It is what it is, right?

Pranker: Yeah but you should man if- if you don't disagree then obviously you agree so let's just say it.

Guy: It is what it is, buddy.

Pranker: Uh, Brandon's a little bit h. Right? Like-

Guy: [giggles] That's not true, that's not true, that's not true.

Pranker: Yeah. Well I mean l-let's keep it real I mean- I mean y-you're a little bitch too right? You're also scamming right? So like everybody like has their share of bitch-like behaviour, right?

Guy: Alright man, but yeah no-

[phone call ends]

Pranker [speaking to audience]: [laughing] Farking- I almost- part of me wants to call back dude just for the sake of farking with this guy.