Hilarious! How To Pass A Drug Test Prank Call - Ownage Pranks

Best quotes: 

• “Do you all possibly like- carry like a negro flavor of the of the fake penises?”
• “Okay I feel you and- and- on a side note, how big is your D**K, no homo.”
• “AYE YO DONATE HALF OF YOUR D**K TO THAT MAN, MAN! Don't be stingy! It's the time of giving.”

Body of content:

In this drug test prank call, I call up a business that offers detox drinks / supplements (and even "synthetic urine") that will supposedly make you pass a drug test, guaranteed. As Tyrone, I questioned them about their products and then took things in an uncomfortable direction! Don’t miss how these guys reacted to Tyrone’s antics!

Have you ever encountered a shady business like this? Do you think they are selling legitimate products? Tell me what you think in the comments below!

 

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Transcript

[phone ringing]

Guy: Hello?

Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: Uh, yeah hello?

Guy: Yeah, can I help you?

Pranker: Uh, yeah, is this the uh, the passing the drug testing?

Guy: Passing the drug test, you got it.

Pranker: Ay yo what's popping man? Y-you confusing me a little bit because you picked up like "hello" like I'm your boy.

Guy: Because y-y-yo- you know what is it, at nighttime it forwards to our cell phone so I didn't know it was a personal call or if it's a private or business call.

Guy: You know what I'm saying?

Pranker: Okay, I feel you-

Guy: Because in nighttime- nighttime holiday weekend is forwarded to our cell phones so we're doing sales at night on our cell phone.

Pranker: Nice man, you committed as fark, I like that. I like that. Alright...

Pranker: So uh, yeah! I was wondering, what you all have to possibly uh, pass a drug test.

Pranker: I b- I've been smoking a little bit weed at my off time and but you know, who doesn't these days?

[speaking at the same time]

Pranker: I'm trying to get me a government job so I know they be testing-

Guy: Okay so let me ask you a question then, okay?

Guy: There's two things here for marijuana.

Pranker: Alright.

Guy: One is UNSUPERVISED TEST if they're not gonna watch you go with synthetic urine 35$ slam dunk, easy, guaranteed to pass.

Pranker: Booyeah! I like that-

Guy: If they're gonna watch you- if they're gonna watch you then you be three days off, at least three days clean. MINIMUM three days clean. Okay?

Pranker: Alright.

Guy: And if you're OVERWEIGHT then we need about 4-5 days clean. AT LEAST.

Pranker: I-I'm-

Guy: And then use a DETOX drink.

Pranker: Yeah I'm 450 pounds actually. Is that gonna be a problem?

Guy: Oh, okay... So listen, you're 450 pounds? This we gotta do. We gotta go with synthetic urine. We gotta hope it's unsupervised test.

Guy: Otherwise you gotta give me at least 2 WEEKS clean.

Pranker: Oh damn dawg, d-do you all possibly like- carry like a negro flavor of the of the fake penises?

Guy: Oh you want the fa- you want the- well this- that's- that's for a supervised test. That's if they're gonna watch you.

Pranker: Well I think they will be watching me, that's the thing so I- I know-

Guy: Okay-

Guy: [stuttering]

Pranker: Yeah I don't wanna p- I don't wanna pull out WHITE D**K in front of them or something because he gonna know-

Guy: Okay-

Guy: I a- I'm with you- we don't sell that, okay? Well you can go- go online okay?

Guy: It's called the whizzinator. We don't sell that product because the government came down on us so we stay away from that product.

Guy: Okay it's kind of edgy, now they're selling on the internet, they're calling it like a "sex toy"...

Guy: But we can't really put it on our website because our site is about passing the drug test ok and we can't put a uh...

Guy: ... the fake d**k on it because that's like uh, that's deFRAUDing.

Pranker: Okay I feel you and- and- on a side note, how big is your D**K, no homo.

Guy: What happened?

Pranker: I said on a little side note uh, aside from this, how big is your d**k, NO HOMO.

Guy: How is my- How big is my d**k? I gotta big d**k.

[laughter in the background]

Pranker: [stuttering]

Guy: I gotta big d**k.

Pranker: Oh you got someone with you dawg? I'm sorry man, I didn't mean to make you look like a homosexualities or nothing.

Guy: It's okay- It's okay.

Pranker: [stuttering] what about the guy right next to you?

Guy: What about him?

Pranker: How big-

Guy: He don't like sell- he don't like d**k. He likes girls. He likes girls.

Pranker: Aye let me, [stuttering] LET ME TALK TO HIM RIGHT QUICK.

Guy: Okay hold on.

[indistinctive chattering]

Guy: AHH, he doesn't want to do this right now.

Pranker: C'mon, dawg-

Guy: But we gotta go my man, it was good talking, if you need a pass give us a call.

Pranker: He got- He got a small winky dinky? Why? Is he a little bit SELF CONSCIOUS?

Guy: He's got a small, FAT c**k.

Pranker: OHHH, DAMN! I'd be self conscious too man. AYE YO DONATE HALF OF YOUR D**K TO THAT MAN, MAN! Don't be stingy! It's the time of giving.

Guy: Alright, alright. I'll talk to you later my man, thank you.

Pranker: Alright booboo. [phone call ends]

Pranker [speaking as Russell]: [laughing] I don't know what the fark that was! [laughing]

Pranker: What- Jes, that guy- [stuttering] isn't this kind of crazy that those things kind of exist? [laughing]