Category: Gay hotline prank
Format: Subtitled
Characters: Tyrone, Rakesh
Prank Victim: Gay hotline user
Rage Level: Feel Good
Best quotes:
- “I made one dinner for us, one curry masala, and I put it on his belly button and run it down his hot doggie”
- “I got the small one, I’m like a black outlier, right?”
- “If we add both of our penises together, divide by two, we got two average- above average penises”
Body of content:
This is an absolutely hilarious making out prank I pulled on the Gay hotline! Usually the hotline pranks are a compilation video, but this one was funny enough by itself! I called up the hotline as Tyrone and Rakesh pretending to be a gay couple looking for some fun, and found a guy who seemed down for some weird action.
During the prank I managed to pull off some funny back and forth character interaction, leading to some gross sound effects for the makeout session! The guy on the other end of the line was definitely into it at first, but got totally creeped out by the end. Should I do more Gay Hotline pranks? What did you think of those creepy sound effects? Tell me in the comments below!
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Transcript
Hotline: YOU'RE MATCHED, SAY HELLO
Hotline: Hello?
Tyrone: Ay yo, what's up, man? How you doing?
Hotline: I'm good man. How are you doing?
Tyrone: I'm pretty good man, can't complain! STRAIGHT CHILLIN right now, what are you up to?
Hotline: Uh, same thing, just laying in bed, naked.
Tyrone: NICE, I'm actually, uh, laying in bed right now with my BOYFRIEND, we straight CHILLING
Tyrone: and got you on speaker phone, if-, if, I hope that's okay, and, uh, we thought, well w-
Tyrone: see what we can get into TONIGHT.
Hotline: Oh, that's cool. Yeah, that's perfectly fine! Where's he at?
Tyrone: OH YEAH, he-, he's with me right here, say-, say hi RAKESH.
Rakesh: Hel-, hello, how are you doing?
Hotline: I'm good, how are you?
Rakesh: I'M EXCELLENT! Just sitting here right now with my BOYFRIENDING, we were FOOLING around
Rakesh: a little bit, we are touching, you know, each other, talking about GAY THINGS.
Tyrone: YEAH, you know! You know, HOW WE DO, TELL THEM RAKESH! TELL-, TELL THEM WHAT WE JUST DID
Rakesh: I don't, you tell him, I don't want to say it.
Tyrone: No man, you tell them.
Rakesh: Okay, fine, uh, we were TOUCHING each other right now, and then I putting, I made ONE DINNER
Rakesh: for us, ONE CURRY MASALA and I put it on his, uh, BELLY BUTTON and run it down his HOT DOGGIE
Rakesh: and then we EAT IT
Tyrone: YEAH!
Hotline: Nice!
Tyrone: YEAH!
Hotline: So, who farks who?
Tyrone: [lip smack] Well, uh, [lip smack] you see, uh, [exhale] I mean-, I-, I-, I got my MANDINGO my
Tyrone: my boy Rakesh over here, he-, he's a little bit on the short side, right? So like, when he tries
Tyrone: to get up in there, it don't always work too well, right Rakesh?
Rakesh: Uh, right, right.
Hotline: So, you fark him?
Tyrone: I'm just farking with you, man. To be honest, I got the small one, I-, I'm like A BLACK outliar, right?
Tyrone: I got like 2 1/2 INCHES ERECT, but he has a pretty BIG MANDINGO himself.
Hotline: Nice!
Tyrone: CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS MOTHERFARKER
Hotline: Is his-
Tyrone: HAS A 13 INCH PENIS DOE!? That-, that's an INCH LONGER THAN ONE OF THEM RULLER STICKS DAWG!
Hotline: [laughing]
Tyrone: CRAPS OBNOXIOUS man, he-, he whipped that CRAP PUT LIKE HA DAYUM. I was thinking of it like a MATH CLASS
Tyrone: right? If we add multiple penises together, divide by 2, we got 2 average, above average penises.
Hotline: [laughing] That's crazy!
Tyrone: Yeah, are-, are-, are you into INDIAN GUYS?
Hotline: UH, I mean, I have been with one. Yeah.
Rakesh: Well, how was it? Was it good time?
Hotline: Yeah, it was good!
Rakesh: Alright. Do you wanting to hear me and Tyrone right now? We will do MAKING OUT, you wanting to listen to us MAKING OUT?
Hotline: Sure!
Rakesh: Okay, Tyrone, get over here you BIG BLACK STUD!
Tyrone: Aright dawg, alright man, [mumbling] GET FOWN WITH IT, [mumbling], GET OVER HERE
Tyrone: [tongue sound] [mumbling] [smeagol sound]
Tyrone: What do you think of that dawg, we took a break.
Hotline: That was hot! What-, what were you guys doing?
Tyrone: Yeah, we-, we-, we was, uh, FURIOUSLY, uh, you know, uh, you know, I was giving him some TONGUE ACTION. I like to do
Tyrone: like in- INTENSE tongue flicks, while I got my tongue down his throat and his down
Tyrone: mine, and we was like going back and fourth. RIGHT RAKESH?
Rakesh: RIGHT, RIGHT
[phone buttons sound]
Pranker: [laughing] [speaking to audience] What the fark
Hotline: YOU'RE MATCHED, SAY HELLO
Pranker: Hey, what's up?
Hotline: Hello?
Pranker: Hey, man! What's going on?
Hotline: Pretty horny right now, STROKING, you?
Pranker: I just pranked THE FARK out of the last dude, it was SO funny, want to hear about it?
Hotline: Yeah
Pranker: Yeah, so I was talking to this CREEPY FARK
