Category: Prank calls
Format: Subtitled
Characters: Abdo
Prank Victim: Jewelry Store
Rage Level: Mellow
Best quotes:
- “No, no, that's like eh, what do they say? Ghetto crap. I want to do like, uh, ICED OUT uh...like big baller shot caller kind of things!”
- “I hear you say coal, like you're Santa Claus or something.”
- “Oh, it sounds like you're playing soccer, and you have GOOOOAL! Sorry, you confuse me.”
- “You throw at somebody's head, it will hit them! Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom!”
Body of content:
There's just some things this jewelry store owner won't do - like gold-plated food! In this prank on the store I told the guy that Abdo owned a falafel shop and wanted to gold plate one of the falafel. I assured him it was ready for the process after sitting out for weeks and turning hard as a rock, but he still wasn’t down!
The prank call took a funny turn when his buddy recognizes Abdo’s voice! What store should Abdo prank next time? What was your favorite part of this prank call? Tell me in the comments below!
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Transcript
[phone ringing]
Guy: Hello?
Pranker [speaking as Abdo]: Hello?
Guy: Yes?
Pranker: Yes, I want to speak with somebody who can help me with- uh the gold plating!
Guy: Gold plating? Yes? I don't do gold plating though.
Pranker: Wh- why not?
Guy: We only do gold plating on gold, not in custom jewelry.
Pranker: What about uh- like uh SILVER PLATING?
Guy: Eh, not really, I'd only do gold plating. Gold, gold plating and coal.
Guy: You have places that does it, you have to look at direction you can find it on yellow pages?
Pranker: But like uh, I will eh- I-I-I like your place! Like, we can do it. Uh, if you can do like, can you do...
Pranker: ... DIAMOND eh, encrusting, or no?
Guy: Diamond encrusting?
Pranker: Right.
Guy: No I don't do all of those man.
Pranker: Well what- what do you do there then, huh?
Guy: We do all kinds of stuff here.
Pranker: It does not sound like it. I ask you now for like, uh very basic uh, jewelry uh maintenance uh...
Pranker: ... organisation, and you won't do with me huh?
Guy: [chuckles] Come in and let's chat man. Let's see what you have.
Pranker: But because like- like I want uh, t-t- do- where are you from?
Guy: Ghana.
Pranker: Oh, my- you are like my- you are like my brother!
Guy: And you?
Pranker: You are my African brother!
Guy: Yeah.
Pranker: See w-what happened here is, I have like uh, a restaurant. I sell uh, the falafel sandwich.
Pranker: And I was wondering, I-I want to have like uh, promotional activities for my store!
Guy: Yeah!
Pranker: And I want people to know that I have like the best one! Like the gold- the good crap! You know?
Pranker: As they say, the kids here, they say that! I-I left out a couple- a couple pieces of the falafel uh...
Pranker: ... on the counter for two months now, and it is like eh, very hard.
Guy: Yeah!
Pranker: So I want to- to make like a gold plating for that, and I can hang it like uh, ornament in the window.
Guy: Oh you want a gold plate the falafel!
Pranker: Right.
Guy: No, I can't do that.
Pranker: Wh- eh- it- it's not like, uh, fragile and soft like, now it's like a rock!
Pranker: You throw at somebody's head, it will hit them! Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom!
Guy: Get some gold spray and spray it!
Pranker: No, no, that's like eh, what do they say? Ghetto crap. I want to do like, uh, ICED OUT uh...
Pranker: ... like big baller shot caller kind of things!
Guy: No, I don't do that brother, sorry!
Pranker: Ok, look, how much can you charge- it's not hard or anything, you have to like-
Guy: No I- I don't do it!
Pranker: You get the gold!
Guy: I don't do that!
Pranker: I know but like, this is like elementary like, beginner stuff!
Pranker: I want you to just like eh, do you get a- you get a POT, you melt the gold, you pore the gold, you make a gold plating. It's not difficult.
Pranker: Why-
Guy: I don't do it.
Pranker: W-why not?
Guy: I don't do those kind of stuff.
Pranker: Ok, eh- look my fr-
Guy: I only do gold man.
Pranker: Look. You do what?
Guy: Only gold.
Pranker: I c- I hear you say coal, like you're Santa Claus or something.
Guy: Santa Claus?
Pranker: Do you say coal? Or, or gold? Sorry.
Guy: GOLD, GOLD. Only gold planting I do on gold!
Pranker: Oh, it sounds like you're playing soccer, and you have GOOOOAL! Sorry, you confuse me.
Guy: Uh, no-
Pranker: I uh, I uh, ok, let's eh- look- you- can you do for me?
Pranker: I want to- I will pay you any money. I have like uh, I have the funds available!
Pranker: I just want you know, a good african man from- from Ghana to- to help me!
Guy: Yeah?
Pranker: Right.
Guy: Come in and see me!
Pranker: Look, I want you to to pimp my falafel!
Guy: Buddy I can't do it on your phone! You're getting me annoyed now! You got to come in and see me!
Pranker: Look- Look! Look ok, I understand but I want to- I have to drive the car with the gas!
Pranker: All these things, I want to speak with you-
Guy: Okay, you don't have money then! If you don't want to drive the car, get gas and come in.
Pranker: I have a lot of money! But I am just being- I'm being environmentally conscious!
Guy: No, no, you got to come in and see me, I can't do it.
Pranker: You know-
Pranker: Look mister, MISTER!
Guy: I can't do it over the phone!
Pranker: STUPID! Look, the- O-zone layer! Global warming! All these things, I don't want to drive unnecessary!
Guy: That's your problem, you deal with global warming! If you actually want this stuff done, you got to come and see me, I can't do it over the phone!
Pranker: Ok! Let us- let us at least talk about it, ok? We- we'll- We will speak together...
Pranker: ... we will get to a conclusion, we will have to agree on a price, and I will come in eh- with my falafel sandwich.
Guy: I can't see it on the phone! I can't do it on the phone!
Pranker: Look-
Guy: You have to come and see me!
Pranker: I will bring you a sandwich for free! Ok?
Guy: I don't want the sandwich! You have to come and see me to get it done!
Pranker: I will bring you 2 sandwiches! With- with my- with my falafel to- to gold plate it and then we can talk about these things!
Guy: No-
Pranker: What I want to-
Guy: No- no, you as- that's not, that's not a way done on the phone, you have to come and see me and bring it...
Guy: ... let me see what you're talking about!
Guy: No! But like now- you're like- you're like doing intimidating now! Like you want to come like- smack me with a gold plate shoe or something!
Guy: I didn't see anything and I can't talk about anything!
Pranker: Eh- Look, I will- c-can you tell me just what is a-
Guy: You understand what I'm saying brother?
Pranker: No-
Pranker: Look, brother. Don't be like, stupid. Ok? Look.
Guy: I'm not stupid, you are stupid!
Pranker: No you-
Guy: Okay you're acting stupid!
Pranker: You're being stupid!
Guy: Are you-
Guy: Ok, bye. Talk to you later.
Pranker: Don't- don't do that to me! It's very disr- hello?
Pranker: [laughing]
[phone ringing]
Guy: Hello?
Pranker: H- hello what happened man? You- the phone- the phone hang up?
Guy: How you mean it hung up? Because you don't understand what I'm saying?
Pranker: Look I- But I- I understand! But you have like uh- you have to understand me now!
Pranker: I will- I will pay you the money, I will bring you 3 falafel sandwiches! I never give anybody free sandwich!
Guy: I don't want your falafel sandwich!
Pranker: Why not?
Guy: I don't want it! I wanna see what you wanna do!
Pranker: I know, but I want-
Guy: Gold plate falafel?
Pranker: No but you-
Guy: I can't gold plate falafel!
Pranker: Look you- you told- you told me- you do a lot of things!
Guy: Hold on, this guy will talk, see what he can do.
Pranker: No I want to speak with you! Hello?
Guy: This guy is the boss.
Pranker: No, no, no, you are BIG BOSS MAN!
Guy: He's the boss, talk to him!
Pranker: Hello?
Guy2: Hello?
Pranker: Hello?
Guy2: Yes sir.
Pranker: Yes, hello, I'm sorry, I'm talking to this other guy here, he's being like stupid.
Pranker: I want to- I'd want to do something very easy! But he won't do for me!
Guy2: [chuckles] You know what's funny? I'm actually- I'm actually familiar with your, ONLINE PRANKS...
Pranker [speaking as Russell]: God dammit.
Guy2: You do the online pranks, right?
Pranker: Mother fark. Hey! What's going on man?
Pranker: [laughing]
Guy2: [chuckles] Good one buddy! I heard your pranks before.
Pranker: Dude! This is killing me! Man, the guy's reaction was so perfect too!
Guy2: [chuckles] I know, he passed me the phone and he's like "Speak to this guy".
Pranker: Oh man!
Guy2: He thinks it was real! [chuckles]
Pranker: Ah, man! So will- what's y- are you the manager there? Or what's the deal?
Guy2: No, no, no, no, I'm the- I'm just his neighbour! I'm a jeweler next to him!
Pranker: Ah...
Guy2: And he's like, because I'm Arabic too right?
Pranker: Uh-huh.
Guy2: So I, as soon as I heard your voice, I'm like, it started becoming very familiar, very familiar!
Guy2: And I'm like...
[both laughing]
Guy2: You know what, I caught this guy!
Pranker: [laughing] Ah!
Guy2: But you're a good man, I love your jokes! Your jokes are amazing!
Pranker: Ah, thanks man! I appreciate it, it's too bad-
Guy2: Yeah for sure-
Pranker: Alright.
Guy2: I-I'm actually glad, I actually got to talk to you brother!
Pranker: I'm a-
Guy2: This is actually crazy!
Pranker: Dude I'm happy to hear it, so what are you gonna tell him now? Like when he- when-
Pranker: When you get off the phone call and he's like "so what happened with the guy who wants to gold- gold plate his falafel?" What you gonna say?
Guy2: I- I- I'll maybe- I'll make him hear your pranks and then we'll go on from there!
Pranker: All right man, sounds good. [laughing]
Pranker: Alright, I guess I'll just-
Guy2: That's amazing, I would have never thought in a million years I would hear your voice like actually calling!
Pranker: I did- I honestly didn't expect you to recognize the voice either but...
Pranker: ... it's fine, I guess on to the next jewelry store! [laughing]
Guy2: [laughing] On to the next st- but you know what? Let me hear it online though! This is a good convers-
Guy2: This is a good conversation.
Pranker: Who knows, may- maybe you- maybe you'll see this clip online somewhere. Keep an eye out for it.
Guy2: That's amazing brother! Have a good day.
Pranker: Alright man, take it easy. See you!
Guy2: Good luck my brother...
