Hilarious Walmart Prank Call! Confused Deodorant Guy

Best quotes: 

• “Uh hello, can I talk to somebody who can tell me abouting HOPPILY HIPPITY SKILLY DEODOR-, MATING?”
• “HOPPITY KILLY BALL SACK, RIGHT? OK.”
• “YOU, YOU PLAY GAME HERE? You-, you-, YOU PUT DOWN, YOU PICK UP, YOU PUT DOWN, YOU PICK UP, YOU PICK DOWN, YOU PICK UP, YOU PICK DOWN. *HA* *POO* *PSH*, WHAT CAN WE DO IT?”

Body of content:

Rakesh has a simple question for Walmart employees about deodorant, but they can’t figure out ANYTHING being said! These employees were transferring Rakesh to every other department to get rid of him, I had to bring in Buk Lau and Tyrone for backup! Soon enough, they didn’t even bother transferring for help, they just HUNG UP. 

Every Walmart prank call has its fair share of transferring around, but I think this location set a new record. What type of prank should I pull on a Walmart next time? Let me know in the comments if you think the last employee figured out all the characters were really one person! 

 

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Transcript

[Phone ringing]

Lady: Thank you for calling [censored] Wal-Mart, how can I direct your call?

Pranker [speaking as Rakesh]: Uh hello, can I talk to somebody who can tell me abouting HOPPILY HIPPITY SKILLY DEODOR-, MATING?

Lady: About a what? I'm sorry?

Pranker: I want to talk to somebody who can tell me abouting HIBBILY HIPPITY SKILLY HIPPITY HOPPITY DEOFORATING, OH.

Lady: I don't understand sir, what it's you're looking for.

Pranker: Look, I will tell you one more time, right? I wa-, I will tell you-, want me to tell you slow, right?

Lady: Yes please, [giggles].

Pranker: Ok, CAN I TALK TO SOMEBODY, who can tell me abouting HOPPILY HIPPITY SKILLY HIPPITY HOPPITY DEODORRR-TATING-, right?

Lady: Okay, hold on.

Pranker: EXCELLENT!

Lady: I don't understand, hold on.

Pranker: Thank you my FRIEND!

Lady 1: Service desk, how may I help you?

Pranker: Hello, I want to talk to somebody who can tell me abouting HIPPITY HOPPITY DEODORATING, right?

Lady 1: About what sir?

Pranker: I want to talk to somebody who can tell me abouting, HIPPILY HIBBITY SKILLY DEODORANT, right?

Lady: I have no idea what that is, you know what department that would be in?

Pranker: I WANT TO TALK TO SOMEBODY ABOUT, HOBBILY SKILLY DEODORANT. Can you do it?

Lady: About a deodorant?

Pranker: RIGHT.

Lady: You trying to see if we carry a deod-, a certain deodorant?

Pranker: I want somebody to tell me, you know, SECRET, you know, GOOD, GOOD, uh, INFORMATION, about, wanting-

Pranker: HAPPILY HIPPITY SKILLY BEST ONE.

Lady: Okay, we do carry, different kinds of secret deodorant, so I'm not sure which one it would be?

Pranker: Okay, I want to talk to somebody who is DEODORMATINGS specialist, right?

Lady: We don't have a Deodorant Specialist, but, hold on.

Pranker: ALRIGHT, [speaking to audience]: Okay, I'm calling back now, angry.

[Phone ringing]

Lady: Thank you for calling [censored] Wal-Mart, how may I direct your call?

Pranker: Hello, I talked to somebody right now, they put on me on hold, 3, 4, time, right?

Pranker: I don't know what to DOING, I want to talk to somebody who can tell me abouting-

Pranker: HOPPILY HIPPITY CUSTOMER MER-IPATATING SERVICING, right? That's BULLCRAP!

Lady: Ok, hold on.

Pranker: I WAITING, WAITING, WAITING, WAITING, WAITING, WAITING, WAITING, you know, what am I doing, right?

Lady: Hold on this is-

Pranker: Eh-

Lady: hold on.

Pranker: HOPPITY KILLY BALL SACK, RIGHT? OK. [inhales] [speaking to audience] Oh my god.

[phone ringing]

Lady: Thank you for calling Wal-Mart!

Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: Duh, hello?

Lady: Thank you for calling Wal-Mart!

Pranker: I talk to someboody right now! Somebody can't transfer my friend, right? I talked to SOMEBODY 4, 5, TIMES!

Pranker: Somebody don't TRANSFER ME?

Lady: Excuse me?

Pranker: Excuse me?

Lady: Eh, my friend right now, SOMEBODY, 3, 4, time, right? He asked for SOMEBODY to transfer him to the DEPARTMENT.

Pranker: NOBODY TRANSFER HIM TO THE DEPARTMENT! WHAT CAN WE DO IT?

Lady: You wanna speak to the service desk, I'm sorry.

Pranker: I want to talk to-, I WANT TO TALK TO SOMEBODY IN THE DEODORANT DEPARTMENT, okay? Somebody there, STUPID OR SOMETHING?

Lady: Sir, I'm-, I'm like so sorry, that I cannot understand what you're saying, could you speak a little more clearer?

Pranker: It's okay.

Lady: I'm sorry.

Pranker: It's okay, you're a RETARD one. No big deal, I want to talk to SOMEBODY WHO CAN help me, with the deodorant, CAN YOU DO?

Pranker: CLEARLY, you are STUPID MOTHERFARKA, right? Hello?

[phone ringing] [pranker laughing] [phone ringing]

Lady: How may I help you?

Pranker: Duh, hello?

Lady: Yes?

Pranker: I talk to somebody that transfer me 4, 5, times SO STUPID, I want to talk to somebody who can tell me about D-, DEODORANT please? Can you do?

Lady: Uhm, did they transfer you over here?

Pranker: Yes, WHAT, WHAT-

Lady: You have to call the main number-

Pranker: WHAT DEPARTMENT IS THIS?

Lady: This is the front end, where the cashiers at.

Pranker: Okay!

Lady: So, and-

Pranker: Oh, okay, see-

Lady: we can't transfer you off this phone!

Pranker: See some stupid MOTHERFARKA transfer me, you know? Some stupid A*****E, right? What do I do now? Ok. Ok. Ok. What is your name? By the way?

Lady: Just call back to the main, uhm, number and then they'll transfer you-

Pranker: Okay.

Lady: wherever you need to go.

Pranker: Ok, ok, ok, I LOVE YOU!

Lady: Okay.

Pranker: Do you lov-, hell-, [laughing] [speaking to audience]: I just wanted to try [indistinctive speaking], no I'm calling her back right now.

[phone ringing]

Lady: Thank you for calling [censored] Wal-Mart, how may I direct your call?

Pranker: DUH HELLO? I TALK TO SOMEBODY AGAIN SOMEBODY TRANSFER ME TO THE CASHIER DEPARTMENT, RIGHT?

Pranker: WHO ARE THE STUPID MOTHERFARKA WHO WORK AT A WAL-MART TODAY? HEH? HEH? HEH? HELLO?

[phone ringing]

Lady: Thank you for calling Wal-Mart.

Pranker: Duh, hello? I think you are-

Lady: Thank-

Pranker: I think you are the RETARD ONE who don't TRANSFER ME! Somebody transfer me to the cashier department!

Lady: No. SIR?

Pranker: Duh, hello?

Lady 1: Yes sir.

Pranker: Okay, look, I talk to somebody that the-, they transfer me 4, 5 time, like-, like-, IDIOT, right? What do I do now?

Lady: [speaker on] You said they transferred you like 5 times sir?

Pranker: THE, can you take me off a SPEAKERPHONE, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Lady: I'm sorry sir-

Pranker: YOU, YOU PLAY GAME HERE? You-, you-, YOU PUT DOWN, YOU PICK UP, YOU PUT DOWN, YOU PICK UP, YOU PICK DOWN, YOU PICK UP, YOU PICK DOWN.

Pranker: *HA* *POO* *PSH*, WHAT CAN WE DO IT? I don't-, can-, CAN SOMEBODY HELP ME? Or no.

Lady: Yes sir.

Pranker: OK.

Lady: Who would you like to-, what department-

Pranker: I-, I-, I-

Lady: are you looking-

Pranker: I WANT-, I WANT TO, I WANT TO TALK TO SOMEBODY! I break it up! For you in the SYRABULL, right? I want to talk to SOMEBODY who can tell me-

Pranker: ABOUT THE DODERENT, CAN YOU DO?

Lady: You said about the Silverware?

Pranker: DEODORANT! You DUMB MOTHERFARKA! DEODORANT! [lady laughing in the background]

Lady: Okay sir, just a moment.

Pranker: THANK YOU!

Lady: Thank you for holding [indistinctive speaking] FOR?

Pranker: WAS THAT ENGLISH? What do you say? Hello? Still waiting, you know? [speaking to audience]: She hung up.

[phone ringing]

Lady: Thanks for calling Wal-Mart!

Pranker: Duh, hello? Somebody hang up on me again, I AM ABOUT TO EXPLODE, right?

Lady: Sir, no one hangs, hung up on you-

Pranker: SOME-

Lady: you must've hung up.

Pranker: You are, I AM NOT STUPID, okay? SOMEBODY HANG UP ONE ME, MY PHONE SAY, GOODBYE, WHAD DO I DO, okay? Somebody-

Pranker: can somebody WHO IS NOT A ABSOLUTELY A RETARDED, transfer me please?

Lady: Sir, are you asking do we carry deodorant?

Pranker: Oh no, I want to talk to somebody who can TELL ME about the different deodorant, I COME TO THIS COUNTRY RIGHT?

Pranker: I don't use THAT MUCH. We have a different THING, you know? I want to talk to SOMEBODY! Who can TELL ME-

Pranker: ABOUT DIFFERENT KIND TODAY?

Lady: Yes sir, I can help you, that's why I'm trying to understand, what kind of deodorant you need? Like, what kind?

Pranker: Ok! I-, I-

Lady: What do you-, what kind do you wanna know the difference between?

Pranker: I want-, I want to know, what one is a good one, for my, for, you know, THE ARMPIT, you know? The-, the-, the-, the deodorasing, right?

Lady: Yes sir, you're-, you can use degree deodorant?

Pranker: What? Ok-, but HOW-, HOW IS YOU-, HOW ARE YOU GONNA tell me about the, MEN DEODORANT, right? You are the WOMAN!

Lady: Ho-, how am I gonna tell you, because I've worked in that department sir, that's why.

Pranker: BUT I KNO-, but-

Lady: I've worked-

Pranker: but I am kind of SCARED, you know? Because I talk to you, right now! If I ask you to TRANSFER ME 4, 10, TIME! You are the RETARD ONE!

Pranker: How am I gonna believe your, opinion on the, deodorant you know?

Lady: Sir, I'm not retarded, and also-

Pranker: YOU ARE TO-

Lady: and also-

Pranker: OH, at-, at-, ATLEAST A LITTLE BIT stupid, right? A TINY BIT!

Lady: I'm not-, I'm not retarded or stupid sir.

Pranker: A LITTLE BIT, okay?

Lady: I've been trying to help you, it's no one in that area right now, that's why I'm trying to help you but, you do not have to call me names-

Lady: that's not gonna get us anywhere.

Pranker: BUT! But it's because, I WAIT like a so LONG, right? Eh, YOU HAVE TO BE STUPID, I have no other real EXPLANATION, right? It has to be THE REASON!

Pranker: You are the dumb MOTHERFARKA! IS THAT SIMPLE!

Lady: Okay, well-

Pranker: Can I talk to-

Lady: Okay sir, no sir.

Pranker: Ok, I love you, I sorry, okay, I have-, I have a temper issue sometime, you know? You have to forgive ME, you dumb MOTHERFARKA, right? OK, can I talk-

Pranker: to somebody in the Deodorant Department, please? FARK! CRAP! Hello? Hello? [speaking to audience]: Ok, she farking, she just disappeared again, I'm-

Pranker: lost because the transfer times were ridiculous and I did get hung up when I wasn't bullcrapping a second ago, she said you must have hung up because-

Pranker: they hung up on me for sure. [phone ringing]

Lady: Thank you for calling Wal-Mart!

Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: Uh, hello?

Lady: Thank you for calling Wal-Mart!

Pranker: Eh yo, what's popping BOO BOO? I just talked to somebody, well-, my wife just talked to somebody right now, and she was trying to get some information-

Pranker: from about some deodorant? And she-, she been telling me, she be having PROBLEMS, she was trying to help out, out Indian friend, and, and-, he was having-

Pranker: issues, SO SHE CALL-

Lady: YES, YES-

Pranker: AND NOW I-

Lady: Your-, your Indian friend, called this number, he's calling people out of their names, so we have the right to refuse service, if he don't know how to talk to people-

Pranker: Eh yo-

Lady: Calling and he's CURSING!

Pranker: YO GIRL, YO GIRL-

Lady: And saying negative words.

Pranker: SIMMER DOWN-

Lady: So no one will help him-

Pranker: SIMMER DOWN, girl, ey, ey LISTEN, okay? She told me-, she said-

Lady: EXCUSE ME!

Pranker: SIMMER DOWN. Want me to say it again?

Lady: Okay sir, I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to disconnect this call.

Pranker: Because I said SIMMER DOWN? WOULD YOU KISS MY MOTHERFARKING [laughing] [speaking to audience]: God damn it, fark, I'm gonna call her back one more time because of that.

[phone ringing]

Lady: Thank you for calling Wal-Mart!

Pranker: Uh, yeah, I think we got disconnected?

Lady: Sir-

Pranker: Ey yo LISTEN! I-, I-, I'm kind of upset right now because my wife has tourettes, and she has a MEDICAL PROBLEM, right? And I understand she may have dropped some-, some-

Pranker: some CURSING, but I was sitting here the whole time! And I-, I just saw the FRUSTRATION, you know, building inside of her, she was asking for, she was on HOLD, SHE WAITED-

Pranker: she got hung up on, she said: "Why they hanging up on me?" I was like, try calling her back BOO BOO! She calls back, and now I'm talking to you! YOU ALL ANGRY and hanging up on me-

Pranker: and crap, but I don't know, what's popping?

Lady: Sir, whoever-

Pranker: But I'd like to-

Lady: that was calling us, was very disrespectful, we've let the manager know, he asked on assistance with DEODORANT, so, we gave him assistance.

Pranker: No-

Lady: Then he refused, WE DID! We told him, he asked, what kind of deodorant he need to use, I said, DEGREE! And he refused, to get all angry and stuff, so we do not have to put up-

Lady: that is-, is uh-, [indistinctive speaking].

Pranker: No, he-, he-, he wasn't getting ANGRY, all-, all he said-, all-

Lady: HOW IT'S NOT ANGRY HE, CUR-, HE SAID FOUL WORDS TO US.

Pranker: No, NO LISTEN, all he was saying, was like, were like, [speaking as Rakesh] I WANT TO TALK TO SOMEBODY who can tell me abouting, HOPPILY HIPPITY SKILLY HOPPITY HIPPITY HOPPITY DEODORANT!

Pranker: I MEAN, I don't understand-

Lady: Okay sir-

Pranker: I don't understand how, that's re-, real OFFENSIVE, you know I'm saying?

Lady: Okay, that is not what he said sir, he cursed at us! So, okay.

Pranker: Alright well-, well-, can I talk to a Manager or somebody there?

Lady: Just a moment.

Pranker: Okay, BOO BOO. [exhales] [speaking to audience]: Wow, she literally hung up again, she literally hung up again. What? Are you farking kidding me? Is she that-, I real-, I really thought that-

Pranker: happened by that-, I was like, alright, I'm gonna change the voice, she's gonna pick up on it and realise that this is a joke, but completely, completely over her head or she like was about to-

Pranker: transfer and then it hit her, she's like WAIT A MINUTE, HOW DID HE SOUND JUST LIKE THE INDIAN GUY? Yeah. [laughing]