Hilarious! You Hit My Car Prank Video - Ownage Pranks

Best quotes: 

• “N***A I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE MY CAR LAST FRIDAY, HOW YOU LIKE THOSE APPLES, HUH?”
• “YOU REALLY GONNA SAY IT TO ME AGAIN, YOU JUST SAID N***A-TIVITY.”
• “You want me to go sit in the back of the bus too bitch?”
• “Why you sound like you sucking helium motherfarker?”

Body of content:

A guy goes from zero to salty in ten seconds when I call to say “YOU HIT MY CAR!” in this crazy prank call! I was told this man is responsible for a hit-and-run, so I called him as Buk Lau to see if he would own up to it. Pretending to be the victim, I told him to meet up for a fight when he continually denied that he did anything wrong!

Tyrone stepped in to take the guy when he dropped a slur, and the guy got his buddy involved too! Do you think he went looking for Buk and Tyrone at the barber shop after this? Hopefully he learned his lesson about hit-and-runs. Tell me your thoughts in the comments below!

 

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Transcript

[phone ringing]

Guy: Hello?

Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: Duh, hello?

Guy: Hello?

Pranker: Yeah my name is a Buk Lau uh, you hit my car.

Guy: Yeah okay.

Pranker: You get the haircut at the [censored], right?

Guy: You wanna pay for my haircut?

Pranker: No I want you to pay for my car, motherfarker.

Guy: Farker, you wanna meet me?

Pranker: Right, I meet you on-

Guy: Where you wanna meet?

Pranker: I meet you- come meet me at the haircut place you know. I just got a fresh cut today.

Guy: Oh yeah?

Pranker: Okay motherfarker, let's go right now. Where you at?

Guy: Okay, motherfarker you wanna fark on me?

Pranker: Where you at right now?

Guy: You wanna fark on me?

Pranker: Look, okay? Look, don't cross the boundary okay? You want to talk to - talk crap okay but don't make fun of my heritage okay?

Guy: Listen, you called me with a bunch of your bull crap, alright?

Pranker: Look, but look you hit my car you know, you hit my car I have to call with a bull crap.

Guy: When- when did this happen? When this happen?

Pranker: This happen like- like last Friday.

Guy: [laughing very hard] N***A I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE MY CAR LAST FRIDAY, HOW YOU LIKE THOSE APPLES, HUH?

Guy: You got it all wrong.

Pranker: Don't call me the N-word okay? You are not the black guy you can't do that.

Guy: Oh, now you know what I look like so, yeah.

Pranker: My best friend is a black guy I know what they sound like you know.

Guy: Oh, right.

Pranker: [stuttering] He talk- He talk crap about black people, talk to him!

Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: Uh, hello?

Guy: Hello?

Pranker: Uh, yeah, what's up my man? M-my boy Buk over here saying you talk some smack about black people?

Guy: [giggle] Black? No-

[Buk talking in the background]

Guy: I'm friends with a lot of the black people-

Pranker [speaking as Buk in the background]: ... NEGRO DAT-

Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: Uh, apparently you be dropping N-bombs my dawg.

Guy: Because HE'S CALLING ME WITH A BUNCH OF BULL CRAP!

Pranker: You associate black people with bull crap? That's why you gotta say the N-bomb?

Guy: No. He's calling me with a bunch of bull crap that never even happened.

Pranker: Man you about that racism, let's go right now, where you at? Dawg let's take care of this.

Guy: No-

Pranker: You can't be using them derogatory terms-

Guy: [stuttering] No, no, no, no, no, no. You got it all wrong I didn't even pronounce it like that, I didn't even-

Guy: I didn't even throw it at him like that, so you got it all wrong too.

Pranker: Is you barber shop [censored]?

Guy: Yes I go over [censored].

Pranker: Okay, alright, so you go in there dropping N-bombs too?

Guy: [chuckles] Here and there if we're joking around, yeah.

Pranker: Oh dawg you can't be doing that dawg, you do that over there, somebody smack you upside the head.

Guy: It's a friendly environment there is no negativity like being thrown around like that.

Pranker: You said it again!

Guy: No, I would never call somebody that.

Pranker: HOW YOU GONNA SAY IT TO ME AGAIN DAWG YOU REALLY GONNA SAY IT TO ME AGAIN, YOU JUST SAID N***A-TIVITY.

Guy: Yo, you got it wrong.

Pranker: Dawg, how are you gonna go and do that dawg-

Guy: WHY ARE YOU ALL FARKING WITH ME YO, I JUST GOT OUT OF WORK, CRAP.

Pranker: I'm not trying- [stuttering]

Guy: And you're all farking jumping on my back like I'm ready to give somebody a piggyback ride, crap.

Pranker: I'm trying to whoop that ass dawg, whoop that ass because you're talking crap about black people man, my people.

Guy: [giggles]

Guy: You got it all wrong son.

Pranker: You want me to go sit in the back of the bus too bitch?

Guy: [laughing] The back of the bus, what the fark?

Pranker: Look, my Asian friend over here says he wants to meet you up right now one on one. I'll be the moderator. I'll sta- I'll stay in the middle make sure that crap...

Pranker: ... you know, fair ain't nobody got no weapons and we hash this out right now.

Guy: Why are you all calling me and farking giving me crap when I just got the fark out of work-

Pranker: Li- boy you better calm yourself right now you better change that tone.

Guy: Yo, I AIN'T CALMING MY FARKING SELF I'M FARKING SICK OF THIS CRAP YOU GUYS WANNA CALL ME AND FARKING-

Pranker: I WILL POP THROUGH YOUR GOD DAMN TELEPHONE CORD AND WHOOP THAT ASS ALRIGHT, YOU BETTER CHILL WITH THIS!

Guy: Okay.

Pranker: Calm down-

Guy: Okay- I AIN'T CALMING MY ASS N***A YOU JUST FARKING CALLED ME AND STARTED BUNCH OF CRAP!

Pranker: Dawg just said it again daw- how you gonna do me like that? You gotta keep saying it right? You gotta keep saying it to me right? You got no other words?

Guy: Whatever. Whatever dude.

Pranker: So little bitch-

Guy: Whatever dude.

Pranker: Little bitch. I'ma come over there-

Guy: Okay.

Pranker: Alright man, we backtraced your phone and-

Guy: Where you going? Where you going? You gonna come over where?

Guy: Where you going?

Pranker: Hey, you didn't think we'd get your address too?

Guy: Son you can't get an address through a farking phone number just to let you know.

Pranker: OOOOOH

Pranker: Okay, apparently we got a motherfarking wizard over here who knows everything. You ain't got no idea what I can do.

Guy: Wizard?

Pranker: You ain't got no idea dawg, I got skills. I can't use the Googles?

Pranker: I got the Googles on lock.

guy: The Googles? Yeah are you gonna google it? Google it.

Pranker: Yeah, dawg I've got advanced googling. Look.

Guy: [chuckles]

Pranker: Where you wanna meet right now? We hash this out.

Guy: Yo I don't even know you! It has nothing even to do with you apparently it has something to do with your boy.

Pranker: Because you hit his car-

Guy: Calling me about hitting his car- SON I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A CAR LAST FRIDAY!

Pranker: [loud noise]

Guy: I DIDN'T HAVE A CAR LAST FRIDAY! ALRIGHT?

Pranker: [making noise]

Pranker: What? Uh, you done?

Guy: Hello? Oh sounds like somebody's deepthroating.

Pranker [speaking as Russell]: I'm just kidding dude, I'm a white guy too.

Pranker: So you wanna meet up and like, fight?

Guy: Yeah, you wanna fight?

Pranker: Well yeah, so where you wanna meet up?

Guy: Where you at? Where you at?

Pranker: At the barber shop right now.

Guy: Yeah?

Pranker: Yeah-

Guy: Me too.

Pranker: I got some of my boys with me though, okay?

Guy: Yeah? Listen-

Pranker [speaking as Rakesh]: Right now you're going to come to us, they will beat you up okay? Don't try to mess around, okay?

[phone call ends]

Pranker: [laughing] I was gonna bust out like 12 characters but he hung up....

[phone ringing]

Guy: Yo where you at?

Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: I'm right here. I'm in front of the barber shop I want you to come here right now!

Guy: Alright, I'm standing here, come and meet me.

Pranker: But y- I am right here, you lie to me! I am sitting right outside.

Guy: Son I'm inside the barber shop, where you at?

Pranker: That's a bull crap, come outside, I don't see you.

Guy: Alright.

Pranker: Who are you with, let me talk to them too.

Guy2: [mumbling] We're all outhere.

Pranker: Put me on the speaker telephone I want to talk to everybody.

Guy: He wants to talk ey- he wants to talk to everybody, hold up.

Guy: Talk to everybody.

Pranker: Hello everybody can you hear me?

[couple of guys insulting Buk]

Guy2: Why you sound like you sucking helium motherfarker?

[people shouting]

Pranker: Hello?

Guy: Hold on.

Pranker: Can you shut the hell up?

Guy: Hold up, hold up, hold up.

Pranker: Look here motherfarker! Jake I want to take you one on one right now okay? You come outside we do this together okay?

Guy2: Look at that number!

Guy: They're calling from the barber shop number, it's a prank! [phone call ends]

Pranker: [laughing] The ending! "They're calling from the barber shop number it's a prank!" [laughing]