Ownage Pranks - Indian Scammer Prank Call (Awesome Prank!)

Best quotes: 

• “Ok but we can do that after we do the do doing right?’
• “Then basically the MD5 is re-routing in the majoogily, right? Of the OC3 optical line right?”
• “How does it feel spending nine to five trying to scam people YOU MOTHERB****!!”

Body of content:

The Ownage Pranks indian scammer calls are back again! I was given a number to a scammer call center based in India where they offer to help you “remove a virus” from your computer, but actually cause a bunch of problems! They scare people into their scam and then install their own virus on your computer and steal your identity. 

These scammers literally spend their entire day trying to scam innocent people out of their money and personal information. They are so quick to get totally raged when you call them out on their scheme. This indian scammer prank was so fun to do! 

Have you ever been contacted by one of these scammers? Would you like to see more Ownage Pranks calls to these crazy scammer call centers? Tell me in the comments below!

 

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Transcript

Scammer: Thank you for calling Customer Care how may I help you?

Pranker: Uh yes hello? I am calling about uh, returning call about

Pranker: My desktop computer and how it may have some MALWARE on it?

Scammer: So are you in front of the computer?

Pranker: OK RIGHT. I AM HERE! Okay!

Scammer: Okay so what can you see on the computer screen?

Pranker: Uh right now, I seeing a desktop, I see uhh,

Pranker: Windows, uhh, XP.

Scammer: Okay, look on the extreme left hand side of your keyboard.

Scammer: You will find a four flagged window key, can you see that?

Pranker: RIGHT! I see the flag! Right.

Scammer: You have to press the four flag window key

Scammer: And hold it down, and press the letter R, R as in Romeo!

Pranker: OK, R...

Scammer: For that time.

Pranker: R IN ROMEO! Right okay!

Scammer: Type there, double-u, double-u, double-u dot.

Pranker: double-u, double-u,double-u,double-u, dot.

Scammer: No. Three W! Ok, 3?

Pranker: Oh-

Scammer: Three W

Pranker: Okay tree da- OK, OK, WWW

Scammer: DOT.

Pranker: W OK! DOT.

Scammer: A, A like apple!

Pranker: Apple?

Scammer: It's a double-u,double-u,double-u, dot.

Pranker: Okay! W W W dot!

Scammer: After that type A! A like apple!

Pranker: OK! A like apple!

Scammer: M, M like Michael!

Pranker: OKAY! M like Michael.

Scammer: Again M, M like Michael!

Pranker: OKAY! M-M again! Like Michael! Right.

Scammer: Yeah after that Y! Y like a yellow!

Pranker: OK! Y like a yellow! Right, right.

Scammer: Yeah one more time, Y yeah? Dot com! Dot C-O-M. COM!

Pranker: OK! So the website is A MEEMEE right?

Scammer: THE A AMMYY.COM . Okay?

Pranker: OK! EMMA MEE MEE MEE, Ok, right.

Scammer: Now underneath that there is-a-three option called

Scammer: OK, CANCEL and BROWSE. You need to click on OK.

Pranker: OK! Click on OK, alright. OK! I click okay right?

Scammer: Click on that! Click on the start working!

Pranker: OK!

Scammer: Yeah click on Run!

Pranker: Alright. Ok but-

Scammer: And after that just tell me what can you see?

Pranker: Okay well- one second! Before we get to that

Pranker: Can you help me with my POINTER SPEED?

Pranker: Because I'm trying to move the mouse around

Pranker: But is going very slow, so okay I will open up

Pranker: CONTROL PANEL, right? But what do I go to from here?

Scammer: Uhh what can you see? You tell me, I'll guide you!

Scammer: What you need to do.

Pranker: But yeah! I wanting to fix my POINTER SPEED

Pranker: Before we continue, so I can navigating, right real easy!

Pranker: But I wanting to know

Scammer: I'll do that. I'll do that okay? I'll do that.

Scammer: Don't need to do that right now okay? I'll do that later!

Pranker: NO, I'll do-

Scammer: Okay?

Pranker: I'll do it! Right! But i need to fix it right?

Pranker: Because I'm going VERY SLOW RIGHT?

Pranker: Very inconvenience! Right?

Scammer: Yes.

Pranker: Right, right, right, so

Scammer: I undestand sir! I understand ok but-

Scammer: Don't need to worry I'll do that! Okay I'll do that right now

Pranker: No-no-no but I want to-

Scammer: Okay?

Pranker: I will-I will ok but, we can do that!

Pranker: After we do the do-doing, right?

Scammer: Sir we will do that right now okay? Just give me one moment!

Pranker: But I know-

Scammer: We will do that!

Pranker: But I know I want-I ca- If I let you do everyting

Pranker: I WILL NEVER LEARN! You know?

Scammer: Click on the Start button, and click on the Run

Scammer: And after that just tell me what can you see

Scammer: I'll guide you what you need to do!

Pranker: Ok but-

Scammer: No need to do that right now!

Pranker: OK!

Scammer: Okay I'll help you!

Pranker: Uh yeah okay, but one question! BUT-

Pranker: What kind of MALWARE do I have it right now

Pranker: On my computer? Like what is the PROBLEM WITH IT?

Scammer: It's a Trojan Malware! It's a Trojan! Trojan Malware!

Pranker: Okay so, then basically THE MD5 IS RE-ROUTING

Pranker: IN THE MAJOOGILY, right? Of the OC3 OPTICAL LINE, RIGHT?

Scammer: YES.

Pranker: Yeah okay... I thought so. OK. Go ahead!

Scammer: Now have you clicked on the Start Working button?

Pranker: RIGHT. I CLICK IT! It is working right now!

Scammer: Now look at the very bottom of the page

Scammer: I believe you will get option called Run.

Pranker: Yeah I see that! Right? I see Run there!

Scammer: Alright click on Run!

Pranker: OK! Runnig right no'!

Scammer: And after that you can see a new box

Scammer: A small window. It's written by your I.D. your I.P.

Pranker: OK! ALRIGHT!

Scammer: Okay just tell me the ID number!

Pranker: Okay, ID is...

Pranker: 725

Scammer: Mmhm

Pranker: 19128

Scammer: No sir it's not a correct I.D. Tell me one more time.

Pranker: Eh, 7 2 5 1 9 1 2 8 uh 2 2 9 SORRY.

Scammer: No sir it's not a correct ID

Pranker: Try 2-9!, 2-9!

Scammer: 2 9 okay.

Pranker: Right, right, and the IP number!

Scammer: No sir it's not a correct ID.

Scammer: No sir it's not a correct I.D.

Pranker: OK! Try thr-

Scammer: Tell me it properly correct

Pranker: Try 3 at the end! MAYBE IT WILL WORKING

Scammer: Mm

Pranker: OK! IP NUMBER: 192

Scammer: Tell me one more time.

Pranker: 725

Scammer: No.

Pranker: 821

Scammer: Mmhmm.

Pranker: 347

Scammer: ARE YOU KIDDING WITH ME?

Pranker: I WHAT? I am-

Scammer: ARE YOU KIDDING WITH ME?

Pranker: No! I am trying to find out what is happening!

Pranker: I am not kidding ABOUT ANYTING!

Scammer: Yes you are kidding with me!

Scammer: You're not telling me your correct ID number!

Pranker: I'M NOT-

Scammer: Tell me your correct ID number!

Pranker: OK! I AM SORRY. I WILL TELL IT TO YOU. Ok.

Pranker: 349 821

Scammer: Mmhm.

Pranker: 807

Scammer: Again you're telling me the wrong ID number.

Pranker: Okay I don't knoW! Maybe I need to CONNECT TO YOUR COMPUTER

Pranker: To fix it for you! Because I don't know what happen right now!

Pranker: WHAT IS YOUR ID NUMBER?

Scammer: What's the problem? What's the problem?

Pranker: Well what is the- YOU TELL ME! What is the problem?

Pranker: You have-you having COMPUTER ISSUE, right?

Pranker: Give me your ID number AND IP! And I will connect

Pranker: And fix the Malware for you!

Scammer: Yeah so... Are you front of your computer CORRECT?

Pranker: RIGHT. RIGHT.

Scammer: Yeah just tell me your ID.

Pranker: Okay my ID is 625

Scammer: 625?

Pranker: YES BHENCHODE. 625 829!

Scammer: 625??? 829.

Pranker: 829 MOTHER CHODAR 2

Scammer: Uh

Pranker: Yeah!

Scammer: ATTATEEKEN.

Pranker: AH repeat?

Scammer: SENTAMAR HADAUSJDN BCYASJAS PCOAS,AS CSTSTAS7

Scammer: XZXSAJSD CSTSTAS7 XZXSAJSD POSC0SJAN XZXSAJSD POSC0SJAN

Scammer: BCSIJASA MOC0OSKAN 0-0SOLASKAN CNCSHAISU2

Pranker: HIPPITY HOPPITUS

Scammer: TIKAH!

Pranker: KAPPATILLY DONUT!

Scammer: OKAY! OKAY!

Pranker: DONUTTING!

Scammer: OKAY LAGAR!

Pranker: ROLLER COASTER! RIGHT. Okay, so how does it feel

Pranker: To spend 9-5 TRYING TO SCAM PEOPLE YOU MOTHER BITCH!

Scammer: [noise]

Pranker: RIGHT? RIGHT?

Scammer: Yeah!

Pranker: RIGHT MOTHER BITCH?

Scammer: RIGHT

Pranker: RIGHT. RIGHT. You spend 9 to 5

Scammer: RIGHT!

Pranker: YOU WORKING LIKE 12 HOUR DAY!

Scammer: RIGHT!

Pranker: Trying to trick people

Scammer: OKAY! OKAY!

Pranker: Go to run?

[hangs up phone]

Pranker: Go to HIPPITY HOPPITUS! Hello?[laughing]