Insanely Short-Tempered Car Salesman Prank Call

Best quotes: 

• “I LITERALLY JUST GAVE YOU AN ADDRESS TO MEET ME AND YOU'RE BEING A LITTLE BITCH.”
• “No, Imma give my C**K TO YOUR MOTHER YOU PIECE OF CRAP.”
• “Do you want a hug?”

Body of content:

Look out, we have a MAJOR hothead over here!! A viewer told me this car salesman prank call HAD to happen after he was threatened by this maniac. Apparently if this car salesman thinks he’s being lowballed, he turns to racist remarks and threats.

I called him as Abdo, Chris, and Juan and he lost his mind in no time at all on each of the characters! Should I try to call this guy again and see if he is just as angry as ever? What other kinds of salesman should the Ownage characters ring up? Let me know your thoughts in the comments below!

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Transcript

Pranker [speaking to audience]: A viewer sent in a request to prank this insanely short tempered used car salesman.

Pranker: The salesman left angry racist messages on the viewer's voicemail and even threatened to attack him with a knife.

Pranker: After he felt he's been low-balled on the price. This guy's a hothead.

Pranker: Check out how easy it was to get under his skin, over and over again.

[phone ringing]

Salesman: Hello?

Pranker [speaking as Abdo]: Uh, yeah hello my brother. How are you?

Salesman: Good. How are you?

Pranker: I am good, thanks. I was reaching out uh, a little while back I saw a sign for sale inside of a car.

Pranker: It was really nice the- the deal was great too I-I just wanted to see if you still maybe have that Honda available or-

Salesman: Do you remember what Honda it was?

Pranker: I think it was an Accord.

Salesman: I have a '05 Honda Accord, with a 124 000 miles on it.

Pranker: Oh wow, okay. And how much is that going for right now?

Salesman: Uh, I gotta get 6 out of it.

Pranker: Uh, the only thing is like 6 is kind of a lot for- for a 124 000 miles man like, it's kind of steep right?

Salesman: Well I mean it's a Honda Accord, they go a thousand- uh a thousand to 1500$ above NADA uh value.

Salesman: So...

Pranker: Got you and h-how much wiggle room you have on the pricing?

Salesman: Uh, I probably could let it go for 57, that's it. No less than- No less than that.

Pranker: My brother how about meet me at 5, how about that?

Salesman: I can't- I can't do 5.

Pranker: Uh, [stuttering] 4900$ maybe? You can help it?

Salesman: How much?

Pranker: Like, 4900?

Salesman: No you just said 5000 and I said no and you saying 4900, why would I do that?

Pranker: Oh, last thing is there anything you can throw in? Just to sweeten the deal if you can't go on the price like a lawnmower or something? Like anything?

Salesman: NO. That's it man.

Pranker: Okay, like an air freshener anything at all, like nothing I- I kind of need just an incentive just to kind of pull the trigger right, just anything.

Salesman: Listen no- I don't have air fresheners, you can get the air fresheners yourself alright?

Pranker: Carwash maybe? Like, anything man like- just like- uh, you know like seat warming uh, floor uh protecting device uh...

Salesman: Yeah, I'll give you something, come down, I'll give you something c'mon.

Pranker: Oh- okay well what do you guys have available?

Salesman: Don't- Do not come he- you the same motherfarker that's been texting me bull crap.

Pranker: Wha- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT HAPPENED MAN? I'm calling about the car? [phone call ends]

Pranker [speaking to audience]: [laughing] Yes, I knew that the farking air freshener crap's gonna fark it up!

[phone ringing]

Salesman: Hello?

Pranker: My brother, uh honestly man I think maybe we got off on the wrong foot

Salesman: I'm not your farking brother man don't call me yo, alright?

Pranker: Y- Yo- what happened- w-w-

Salesman: I'm not your farking brother.

Pranker: Brother, did you wake up on the wrong side of the bad man, what happened?

Salesman: I'm not- I'm not your brother be- I'm not your farking brother.

Pranker: I know but- but-

Salesman: Alright stop calling me br-

Pranker: HABIBI W-WHY ARE YOU FLIPPING OUT - B-

Salesman: Don't farking call me- don't- do not farking call me-

Pranker: Brother please- please relax.

Salesman: Unless I fark you, I'm not your brother!

Pranker: Uhh, plea- man I'm trying to be nice man [phone call ends] I'm trying to be frien-

Pranker: [laughing] "I'm not your brother"

[phone ringing]

Salesman: Hello?

Pranker [speaking as Juan]: Yeah, hola, como estas? Uh, are you the car guy?

Salesman: Yes.

Pranker: Okay, excellent, I-I was calling about the Toyota.

Salesman: Yeah, you got the wrong number, man.

Pranker: Oh I-I-I sure I come to you to- to- to- to see the car. Uh, did I call the wrong person?

Salesman: Yeah, you called the wrong person.

Pranker: Okay. Wh-wh-what was your name?

Salesman: Don't worry about what my farking name is, don't farking call me anymore.

Pranker: Uh- wha-wha-wha-what happened you know, I'm calling about the car. I-I-I don't-

Salesman: Ah- [stuttering] DON'T FARKING CALL ME YOU PIECE OF CRAP!

Pranker: Uh- what- [stuttering]

Salesman: What's wrong with you? IF YOU'RE MAN MEET ME FACE TO FACE SO I COULD BEAT YOUR FARKING ASS!

Pranker: [stuttering] I don't know what you're talking about but if you tell me your name I c-

Salesman: Yeah- you know exactly what I'm talking about, you know exactly what I'm talking about you son of a bitch.

Pranker: If you tell me your name I will come to you- I-I-I will come over.

Salesman: Yeah, yeah well write this address down, 12345 [censored] Road. I'll meet you in that public and I'll beat your farking ass.

Pranker: [stuttering] One more time please? 12...?

Salesman: 12345 [censored] Road.

Pranker: Ok, 12345, ok and what time- will you have the Camry?

Salesman: ANY TIME YOU WANT I'LL MEET YOU THERE. I WILL MEET YOU THERE ANY TIME YOU WANT TO.

Pranker: But can you bring the car too please? The Camry Toyota?

Pranker: Yeah, I'll bring the car I-I'll bring the car you piece of crap. I'll bring the car.

Pranker: Sir, I'm trying to give you my business a- and you're being very rude.

Salesman: No, Imma give my C**K TO YOUR MOTHER YOU PIECE OF CRAP.

Pranker: No my mother- she- she-

Salesman: Well bring your ass up there. Bring your ass up there.

Pranker: My mother she died, man, she... She passed away.

Salesman: Yeah, shut the fark up. I-I'll fark her out the farking grave, now bring your ass up there- the address bitch.

Pranker: Whoa- What's wrong with you man- [phone call ends] Why you so rude man my-

Pranker: [laughing]

[phone ringing]

Salesman: This g- I'M CALLING THE POLICE RIGHT NOW GIVING THEM YOUR FARKING PHONE NUMBER YOU PIECE OF CRAP.

Pranker: I need you to- I need to apologize man, I'm gonna tell them what you said about my mother, okay?

Pranker: You can call them I will call them too-

Salesman: I'm not apologizing for crap. FARK YOU!

Pranker: Listen you-

Salesman: Fark you.

Pranker: YOU ARE MOTHERFARKER, YOU ARE BEING MOTHERFARKER.

Salesman: FARK- CR- CR-

Salesman: FARK YOU, YEAH- I AM THE MOTHERFARKER. I FARKED YOUR MOTHER.

Pranker: YOU ARE BEING-

Pranker: FARK Y- A- I WILL FARK YOU OKAY?

Salesman: FARK YOUR- SHUT THE FARK UP- BRI-

Pranker: I WILL MAKE A FARKING

Salesman: BRING YOUR ASS UP THERE.

Pranker: Wh- why are you so angry? What happened?

Salesman: If you are a man, meet me at that address.

Pranker: [stuttering] I JUST NEED A CAR FIRST, JUST SELL ME THE CAR UH-

Salesman: I FIGHT FOR A FARKING LIVING YOU SON OF A BITCH. I'M A GOD DA- JUST MEET ME AT THAT ADDRESS...

Pranker: Uh...

Salesman: ...SO I CAN PUT YOU IN THE FARKING WRESTLING MOVE AND BREAK YOUR FARKING NECK.

Pranker: Uh, o-okay-

Salesman: Meet me at that address.

Pranker: I- I don't have a car yet man, can you come pick me up, I'm- I'm down the st-

Salesman: Yeah- YOU DON'T HAVE A CAR, FARK YOU! I'M ABOUT TO CALL THE POLICE AND GIVE THEM YOUR PHONE NUMBER YOU PIECE OF CRAP.

Pranker: Okay, I'm gonna call the policia and tell them to watch out for my mother- [phone call ends]

Pranker: [laughing] Dude this guy- Oh my God dude...

[phone ringing]

Salesman: Hello?

Pranker [speaking as Chris]: Oh yeah, hi. Uh, I'm calling about the blue Honda Civic that was on Craigslist? Could I come take a look at it?

Salesman: Yeah- that's fine uhh- w-where would you like to meet at?

Pranker: Okay, perfect. Uhm, so yeah if you can meet me at 2345 [censored] Road. That would be perfect.

Salesman: Wh- what is it?

Pranker: Uh, 2345.

Salesman: 2345?

Pranker: Yeah.

Salesman: Don't you mean 12345?

Pranker: No, just 2345.

Salesman: Yeah there's no 2345.

Pranker: [stuttering] There is a 2345, p-pop it in to GPS, it'll take you up there.

Salesman: I mean, I would meet you, JUST TO KICK YOUR FARKING ASS BUT OTHER THAN THAT, I'm not selling farking car to you. Fark you!

Pranker: Ex- ex- EXCUSE ME?! WHAT THE FARK IS WRONG WITH YOU, PIECE OF CRAP? [phone call ends]

Pranker: [laughing] What a dude...

[phone ringing]

Salesman: Yeah?

Pranker: Sir, that was extremely rude. And I don't know like why are you discriminating against me just because I want to buy your car.

Salesman: First of all, like I said, you're not a real caller, you're the same a**hole that's been calling me for a month but doesn't get the balls to meet me uh...

Pranker: EXCUSE ME? Ha-

Salesman: I would meet you-

Pranker: HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? I LITERALLY JUST GAVE YOU AN ADDRESS TO MEET ME AND YOU'RE BEING A LITTLE BITCH.

Salesman: I'm- I'LL MEET YOU RIGHT NOW. I WILL MEET YOU RIGHT NOW. MEET ME AT THE FOOD LION ON [censored] ROAD.

Pranker: Oh-

Pranker: OKAY HOW ABOUT YOU MEET ME- HOW ABOUT YOU MEET ME ON 2345, YOU LITTLE BITCH, HOW ABOUT THAT?

Salesman: I'm not your bit-

Salesman: I'M- WHY DON'T YOU MEET ME AT FOOD LION ON [censored] WILL YOU JUST MEET ME AND- AND JUST SHUT UP.

Pranker: Okay I wanted to meet you, now bring the farking car too in case I want to buy it, you piece of crap.

Salesman: Maybe in the past- maybe in the past- I'll fark your mother or something you know, my Persian c**k so-

Pranker: Oh my God-

Salesman: That's why you're a-

Salesman: FARK YOU.

Pranker: Okay l-l- let it out.

Salesman: Fark you.

Pranker: Do you want a hug? [phone call ends] [laughing]