Bizarre Japanese McDonalds Prank Call - Ownage Pranks

Best quotes: 

• “How are you Japanese motherf*****? I need to talk to SUMBOODEE.”
• “Do you know the poo poo, right? The poo poo from the backdoor.”
• “FRENCH FRY tastes like a POTATO, okay? No problem. But the HAMBURGER tastes-a-like a POO POO.” 

Body of content:

This is a feel-good prank call I did to a McDonald’s in Japan! I called to let them know I thought their burger tastes like “poo poo”, but it was lost in translation and led to a super cute conversation! By the end of the call, I even got an “I love you” from one of the employees!

Which part of this call was your favorite? What other Japanese places would be good for some light hearted pranks? Let me know in the comments!

 

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Transcript

 [Phone ringing]

McDonalds operator: This is McDonalds Nagasaki Hamanomachi.  

Pranker: Duh, HELLO, WOW, YOU SOUND LIKE A SO EXCITED! You know? I LIKE IT! 

Operator: MOSHI, MOSHI

Pranker: DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH? 

Operator: N-, I'm sorry no, no speak English.

Pranker: You speak a GOOD ENGLISH. YOU SPEAK A GOOD ENGLISH 

Operator: Thank you

Pranker: Ve-, very good do, you know? I LIKE IT! So, I want to know, uh, can I talk to somebody who speaks English?

Operator: I'm sorry 

 [Phone ringing]

Operator: Thank you for calling, this is McDonalds Nagasaki Hamamachi store.

Pranker: DUH, HELLO, HOW ARE YOU DOING? 

Operator: Hi!

Pranker: How are you, JAPANESE MOTHERFARKA, I need to talk to somebody 

Operator: You are calling, uh, to McDonalds

Pranker: Yeah, YOUR ENGLISH is very good! 

Operator: Thank you [laughs]

Pranker: [Laughs] 

Operator: Do you, uh, or-, order?

Pranker: Yeah, yeah, I make ORDER! But the food-

Operator: Yes! 

Pranker: it taste like a CRAP, right? Do you know CRAP? 

Operator: Sheep?

Pranker: CRAP? 

Operator: Sorry, I don't know 

Pranker: It's okay, you know-, you-, you know the POO-POO, right, the POO-POO from the backdoor?

Operator: Poo-poo

Pranker: Yeah, I order one hamburger, okay?

Operator: Oh okay, one hamburger?

Pranker: Yeah, but it taste like the POO-POO, right? 

Operator: Poo-poo?

Pranker: Alright, duh, HAMBURGER tastes like a POO-POO

Operator: Uh, hamburger, poo-poo?! 

Pranker: Yeah, HAMBURGER TASTES LIKE A POO-POO

Operator: Uh, hamburger tastes, uh...

Pranker: Yeah.

Operator: Please, just a minute.

Pranker: OKAY! 

Operator: [speaking to someone in background] Why does hamburger tastes like a poo-poo? 

Operator: [speaking to someone in background] What? He is saying: "Hamburger tastes like a poo-poo."

Operator: Like what? Like a poo-poo, [laughing in background] like a dumba**

Operator: Oh, you order hamburger, friend?

Pranker: Yeah, I-, I ORDER ONE HAMBURGER

Operator: Oh, yeah

Pranker: And one a french fry

Operator: [speaking in Chinese] french fry

Pranker: Right! FRENCH FRY TASTES LIKE A POTATO, okay, no problem, but a-, but a hamburger tastes like a poo-poo.

Operator: Hamburger taste, comes with a drink and a potato. 

Pranker: Yeah! POTATO TASTES GOOD, right?

Operator: Uh.

Pranker: Potato IS GOOD, good! But

Operator: Uh 

Pranker: Duh, hamburger, it tastes like a WHAT? Like a poo-poo. 

Operator: [Laughing in background] "Hamburger tastes like a poo-poo!" What do I even say to that?!

Pranker: Yeah! Can I talk to-

Operator: Uh

Pranker: your friend? 

Operator: [Laughing] Hm?

Pranker: Can I talk to her, maybe I can explain to her, tell her it tastes like a poo-poo?

Operator: Oh, can you tell me your name? 

Pranker: My name is [indistinguishable speaking]

Operator: Uh, it's hard to hear.

Pranker: Yeah it's-

Operator: Can you tell me again? 

Pranker: Yeah, it's [indistinguishable speaking]

Operator: [Laughing in background] Okay

Pranker: Yeah, look-, look, I need somebody to love me, okay? I-, I got the POO-POO SANDWITCH.

Operator: Oh, gay things.

Pranker: Yeah-, yeah, so you just say I LOVE YOU, say that, say I love you.

Operator: OH! I-, I. 

Pranker: Uh, okay. 

Operator: I love you. No.

Pranker: Uh, NO, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? You almost say it, you know? 

Operator: Uh

Pranker: Yeah-, yeah, just say with me, I LOVE YOU 

Operator: Hm, I LOVE YOU!

Pranker: [Yelling] OH MY GOD, THAT IS VERY-

Pranker: Duh

Operator: [Laughing] I, huh? 

Pranker: That's a very GOOD ONE, THANK YOU-

Operator: Hm

Pranker: LIKE A SO MUCH!

Operator: Okay.

Pranker: Okay, one more time! I LOVE YOU! 

Operator: I love you!

Pranker: OKAY, EXCELLENT, THANK YOU!

Operator: Thank you! Sorry!

Pranker: It's okay! 

Operator: Thank you! 

Pranker: Bye, bye!

Operator: See you again!

Pranker: Okay, bye! 

Operator: Bye!