Category: Restaurant prank
Format: Animated
Characters: Abdo
Prank Victim: Kebab shop
Rage Level: Moderate
Best quotes:
- “Do you have kaboobies?”
- “All night, all morning, I’m sitting on the toilet, BOOM BOOM BOOM BABOOM BOOM BABOOM BOOM in za bathROOOMM!”
- “No, I-I live like ahh with a lot of guys, like ahh za’ za’ c*** fest”
Body of content:
I prank called a kebab shop as Abdo to complain that their sandwich was as good as a laxative - it had me on the toilet all night! After hearing my complaint, the owner of the shop informed me that it wasn’t because of a problem with the sandwich - it was because I had gas from it being cold outside. I wasn’t expecting that one!
He ended up being an entertaining guy, until I asked to have a date with one of his employees as compensation for the bad “kaboobies”. He totally freaked out on me and thought I was insinuating something much more serious, and even claimed the woman in question was his fiancée!
This prank turned out too funny to just make it into a regular video, I had to have it animated! Do you want to see more kabob shop laxative prank calls? What weird things should I ask for as compensation in the future? Tell me in the comments!
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Transcript
Employee: [BOOP sound]
Pranker: Uh, hello?
Employee: Hi.
Pranker: Hello. Can I speak with somebody who can help me with, uhh...
Pranker: The kaboobies?
Employee: Do-do what?
Pranker: Do you have kaboobies?
Employee: Cookies?
Pranker: Ka-kaboobie
Employee: Kaboobies... What's mean?
Pranker: Like, uhh... Gr-ground beef. Ahhh... skewer.
Employee: Oh yeah! Just a minute, just a minute....
Pranker: Okay.
Owner: Hello?
Pranker: Ah, yes, can I speak with somebody who can help me...
Pranker: I have a problem with, uhh...
Pranker: ... with my kabob sandwich. I buy it last time.
Owner: You buy it from here?
Pranker: Right.
Owner: When eh- when happen?
Pranker: I buy it like, uhhh, yesterday. I buy uhh...
Pranker: ... th-th-the kaboobie sandwich and I go home every-all night all morning...
Pranker: ... I'm sitting on the toilet and...
Pranker: BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BABOOM, BOOM, BABOOM, BOOM in the bathroom take a big uhhh...
Pranker: ...A big uhhh..
Owner: You have a gas?
Pranker: I-I-I have like a gas, yes, I have gas.
Owner: Yes, it's because you got cold. [cold wind blowing]
Owner: From cold, my friend.
Pranker: Okay so-so you think is because I have the gas is from the cold?
Owner: Yeah, it was the cold, it was-was very cold yesterday.
Pranker: OK, do you have gas too or what?
Owner: Yeah-of cour- of course.
Pranker: But n-not… [laughs]
Pranker: ... not-not on the not-not on my sandwich, right?
Owner: No-no. Trust me not from the sandwich...
Owner: ...because too many people eat same thing and nobody call me.
Pranker: Ok.
Pranker: Well I bu-I buy your kaboobie last time you know I was eating it...
Pranker: ... the kaboobie's not very fresh not soft and blump, right?
Pranker: ... It is like-it's like very hard...
Owner: Well-what...
Pranker: What can you do for me for like compensation?
Owner: What'd you like?
Pranker: I want like, uh...
Pranker: 30 dinners or something.
Owner: You know we can't give you 30 dinners man-
Owner: Just I what-I can offer you like, one-one dinner.
Pranker: The-th-the only way I will do that is if you can do one dinner with uhh...
Pranker: ... with the girl who answer me on the telephone.
Owner: What?!
Pranker: She will sit down with me...
Pranker: ... we can have a date.
Owner: You want a date with my er- with the employee here?
Pranker: That-that would be good, yeah.
Owner: No, you can't- do it, we don't have...
Owner: Sex here.
Pranker: No... [laughs]
Pranker: Not like that! [laughs]
Pranker: You're like uhh...
Owner: What's the matter with you man?
Pranker: No-no!
Pranker: I'm not asking for that in the restaurant!
Pranker: I will take her home...
Owner: What you talkin-
Pranker: ... don't worry...
Owner: What you talking about?!
Pranker: Look...
Owner: What you talking about?
Pranker: Look... I...
Pranker: I am saying, if you can have one-
Owner: How old, how old are you man?
Pranker: I am 42.
Owner: You can't just- you can't just speak like this language in here-
Pranker: I AM NOT SPEAKING BAD-
Owner: You are old enough to take-to see something like this...
Owner: What you think? This is bar here?
Pranker: The only reason I ask really, is because she has a nice ahh...
Pranker: ...junk in the trunk.
[hangs up phone]
Pranker: Hello? [laughs]
Employee: [Boop sound]
Employee: Hi.
Pranker: Uhh, H-Hello?
Pranker: Hello yes, how are you?
Employee: Good, how are you?
Pranker: I'm great. I'm calling about uhh...
Pranker: ... a-a redemption for uhh- the-the coupon I have?
Employee: ... okay.
Pranker: Okay... Uh, the manager tell me-
Pranker: -he tell me I have uhh one uhh...
Pranker: ... One coupon for a date, I believe uhh... with you.
Employee: What?!
Pranker: Okay, we can just start the date right now what-what is you favorite color?
Employee: Just a minute please.
Pranker: Okay.
Owner: LISTEN TO ME
Owner: This is my-my FIANCÉE!
Owner: HOW YOU WANT ME LET YOU SIT DOWN WITH MY FIANCÉE?
Pranker: I DID NOT SAY THE SEXY THIN-
Owner: LISTEN TO ME, SIMPLE QUESTION. YOU LET ME SIT DOWN WITH YOUR FIANCÉE?
Pranker: If-i-if-if-if-if-
Owner: IF WHAT?!
Pranker: I GIVE... IF I GIVE YOU A BAD KABOOBIE SANDWICH, OF COURSE!
Pranker: I WOULD LET YOU SIT DOWN FOR 2-4 NIGHT!
Owner: LISTEN YOU HAVE SISTER?
Pranker: I-I...
Owner: LISTEN YOU HAVE A SISTER?
Pranker: I don't have a sis-
Owner: LISTEN YOU HAVE A MOTHER?
Pranker: I don't have a mother I-
Owner: You have A COUSIN?! A WOMAN?! FEMALE?!?!?
Pranker: I-I...
Owner: You have to know what you talking about man.
Pranker: No, I-I live like ahh... With a lot of guys like ahhh... the-the cock fest. [chicken sounds]
Owner: You finished?
Pranker: LET ME - LET ME SPEAK WITH HER. I will ask then maybe she will say yes.
Owner: GOOD LUCK FOR YOU, BYE!
Pranker: Hello? Don't -
[hangs up phone]
Pranker: Sir, hello?
Pranker: Hello? [laughs]
