Category: Prank call
Format: Subtitled
Characters: Buk Lau
Prank Victim: Emmy
Rage Level: Mellow
Best quotes:
- “Can I have your blessing to make da explosion to the photos?”
- “You look like a perfect dumpling, you lo?”
- “I want to BOOM BOOM BOOM LET ME HEAR YOU SAY WAYYO all over the face on the pictures”
Body of content:
One of my viewers requested a nude pics prank on her best friend who was feeling very paranoid about some scandalous pictures! She had sent the nude photos to her now ex-boyfriend and was concerned since they broke up that he might leak or sell them. I turned her nightmare into reality, just for a little while!
I called her as Buk Lau pretending to be the excited new owner of the nude pictures. I told her that I paid extra to get her phone number from the ex-boyfriend in addition to the nudes, just so I could ask her for more! Except this time I wanted the pics to be a little more unique, involving unusual body parts like her ARMPITS.
I hope you get a laugh out of Buk’s ridiculousness with his nude pic requests! What would you do if you were in her position? Would you be down to send a video of your toes for $200? Tell me in the comments below!
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Transcript
Pranker: [Speaking to audience] So this girl is worried about her ex-boyfriend
Pranker: Justin, potentially sharing some inappropriate photos she sent to him
Pranker: him a while back. By request of her best friend, I gave her a call as
Pranker: Buk and pretended I bought a couple of those pictures.
[Phone ringing]
Girl: Hello?
Pranker: Yeah, how are you doing? Can I talk to Emmy please?
Girl: Yeah, this is her.
Pranker: My name is a Lulu, I try to call you something a little bit weird
Pranker: yeah, somebody try to sell me like a picture of you for the fifty dollar
Pranker: I buy some, you know, and I wondering if maybe you can send me a couple
Pranker: more pictures for like a fifty dollar, you know?
Girl: Picture?
Pranker: Right, right.
Girl: No, I don't, no.
Pranker: But why not? You lo-, you look like a so delicious, you know?
Pranker: I want to just see
Girl: Wait, where did you get these pictures?
Pranker: Some guy said to me, you know? Forgot his name start with a J
Pranker: I think I can not remember, I have to-
Girl: Justin?
Pranker: YEAH, that's right.
Girl: Was his name Justin?
Pranker: Justin right, right, right.
Girl: Oh my God, okay
Pranker: You know him, right? He say he is your best friend or something.
Pranker: He said she's okay with it, you know, I give her half of the money
Pranker: you know, you
Girl: I am not okay with it, NO, no, that's my ex
Pranker: Oh crap, oh.
Girl: Oh my God
Pranker: Oh my you're right, can you give me fifty dollar back then?
Pranker: Can I get the refunding?
Girl: That, that's, Justin's deal, that is not mine and if anything.
Girl: How the heck, did you even get my number?
Pranker: Yeah, that was part of the deal, I say 'oh shit' she look like a
Pranker: delicious one and he say 'okay for 10 more dollar I give you her
Pranker: phone number' so I do it.
Girl: He gave you my number too?
Pranker: Yeah, unfortunately yeah
Girl: Do you actually know him?
Pranker: Not really, I met him through a friend, you know? But I wondering
Pranker: can I have your blessing to make the explosion to the photos?
Girl: What?!
Pranker: I-, I want to just get your blessing, you know? I don't want to
Pranker: do it unless you say I can do it otherwise it's a weird, you know?
Girl: Oh my
Pranker: We sorry about that, I don't mean to come on too strong, you know?
Girl: You're perverted farking okay?
Pranker: Eh-, wh-?
Girl: You buy, those pictures of me
Pranker: He told me you knew about it, he said you ok with it, you know?
Pranker: I'm so sorry about that
Girl: No, I'm not, no I'm not okay with it, no.
Pranker: But on the bright side, you look like a delicious, you know?
Pranker: I hope that maybe helps you a little bit
Girl: Thanks? I guess.
Pranker: You look-, you look like a perfect dump ring, you know?
Girl: Um
Pranker: So how about fifty more dollar for one more picture? Can you do that?
Girl: Well I don't have any other pictures, sorry.
Pranker: Yeah but-, but luckily, you know, we in the twenty one century, you
Pranker: can just take out the telephone, put in front of your place and BOOM.
Pranker: right? Picture right there, fifty dollar, you have a very unique attribute
Pranker: you know, like the little mole you have it on your waist and stuff like that
Pranker: It's so cute
Girl: WHAT?! OH MY GOD
Pranker: What?! So I want to-, I want to BOOM BOOM BOOM, let me hear
Pranker: you say well all over the face on the picture is that okay?
Girl: NO, no that's nasty. That is messed up, alright, you know what
Girl: I want you to do?
Pranker: Uh oh, crap, you sound like a too serious now, I little bit worried
Girl: I want you to delete those pictures
Pranker: Ohhh
Girl: and I want you to delete my number
Pranker: Okay, well that's not going to happen sweetie pie, you know?
Pranker: I mean what do they say in this country the R.O.I., you know?
Pranker: The return of the investment okay? So I pay the fifty dollar
Pranker: To-, to see the beauty, the beautiful, right? But then I, uh
Pranker: I can not even make a one explosion before I delete it, just one, okay?
Girl: No
Pranker: Uh, okay, half of one, you know? Like a small one
Girl: Half on one?!
Pranker: Yeah
Girl: Oh my gosh
Pranker: Basically, I have to give myself the-, uh, what do they call it
Pranker: in your country, the, the red balls, uh, blue balls, you know?
Girl: Sure, you can do half on one, I guess
Pranker: Alright, okay, now we getting somewhere, okay? At least that way
Pranker: I feel like I got 25 dollars what, you know, not nothing, so, uh
Pranker: D-, D-, so what-, so basically, if you want to do the half explosion
Pranker: you have to BOOM BOOM BOOM a let me hear you say but then you don't
Pranker: wait, you know? You have to hold back from that.
Girl: Why?
Pranker: Why what? You know why? What's, what's wrong?
Girl: I can't even.
Pranker: You can not even, I see that on the internet before, you know, they have
Pranker: like a funny picture and they say: "I CAN NOT EVEN", you know, I can not EVEN
Girl: Are you making fun of me?
Pranker: No, I-, I just thought it was funny, you know, sorry.
Girl: Is-, is it-, is it because I'm white?
Pranker: Of course not, I just think you are delicious
Girl: I'm sorry, thank you but- [Dog barking in background]
Pranker: See.. Your dog agrees with me, he wants more pictures too
Girl: What?!
Pranker: I said, your dog he agrees with me, he wants a more pictures too
Pranker: In the background, he's like my p***y, right?
Girl: No, no
Pranker: He say ruff a ruff I want the BOOBIES, you know you entice
Pranker: I know you want to do it.
Girl: No, I-, I don't even-
Pranker: Yeah
Girl: You-, you have to delete those pictures now, uh
Pranker: Uh, okay, how about this, meet me halfway okay, Lulu can make a one explosi-
Girl: I'm sorry
Pranker: Lulu can make a one explosion
Girl: I'm sorry, bye
Pranker: One explo-, one explosion and then I delete it okay
Girl: [Hang up]
Pranker: [Laughing]
[Phone ringing]
Girl: What?
Pranker: Why do you have to be so mean okay, I been so nice to you, I don't mean
Pranker: to upset you, okay, but you are so beautiful, you know?
Pranker: You deserve to have like a one-
Girl: Only Justin is so sick and twisted to do crap like that, so-
Pranker: FARK THAT GUY, let's say it together ONE, TWO, FARK A YOU JUSTIN, you know?
Girl: Yeah, yeah, fark Justin
Pranker: But you don't say it with me, ready? ONE, TWO
Girl: I do-, I don't want to say it, I'm ski-
Pranker: TWO FARK YOU JUSTIN MOTHERFARKA
Girl: What?! I don't even know how to, uh, oh my god
Pranker: WHAT?
Girl: Nothing, nothing, it's nothing
Pranker: Okay, look, okay, one hundred dollar, if you send me
Pranker: a picture of your feet, what do you think about that?
Girl: Why?!
Pranker: Two hundred dollar, if you send me the video of you wiggling your toes
Girl: You just want a vid-, a videos of my toes?
Pranker: Yeah, but you have to wiggle it, you know? Wiggle it very aggressive
Pranker: but, you know? Very, very excite.
Girl: I don't know if I can do that, that's
Pranker: What?! Y-, you, you don't even have to put
Girl: Yeah
Pranker: your face in it, you know? You just have to wiggle the toes
Girl: I guess I could do that, but I'm not gi-
Pranker: ALRIGHT, YEAH, okay, let's do it
Girl: Only if you-, you know delete-, delete the pictures first
Pranker: Okay, I delete it, done, finish
Girl: Okay, good
Pranker: Okay, so where-, where's my feet?
Girl: I don't think. I'm actually going to take the pictures, as long as
Girl: you deleted those pictures and stuff. I think I'm good, actually, thanks
Pranker: That's a fark up you-.
Girl: [Hang up]
Pranker: [Laughing] [Speaking to audience] I'm going to call back again now
[Phone ringing]
Girl: Can I help you?
Pranker: Yeah, that was very mean okay, you really hurt my feeling, I thought we
Pranker: were being friendly, very nice, very honest, if your boobies, weren't so nice
Pranker: I'd be more upset, you know? But.. I have to let it go
Girl: That makes me feel great
Pranker: I didn't delete the photos yet so can-, can you send me the feet
Girl: Uh, I don't, I don't think I can sorry.
Pranker: Okay, what about like a-, d-, do you shave your armpit?
Girl: Yeah
Pranker: Crap. Okay, can you send me the picture?
Girl: You're into some weird crap
Pranker: Yeah, but ca-, can you send me the picture of the armpit for the fifty dollar
Girl: Why do you want picture of my armpit?
Pranker: Because-
Girl: You can like literally, go on google and type in 'Armpit'
Pranker: Yeah, but I can't find your armpits, you know? You have a very-, if your armpit
Pranker: is even-, one quarter as delicious as your boobies, I feel like it would be worth it
Pranker: I'm a friendly Asian guy who just wants to-, b-, beat his meat, is that too much to ask?
Girl: No, yeah, that's, that's messed up, okay, you could just go on like Pornhub or something
Girl: did that ever, cross your mind?
Pranker: Yeah, okay, so Justin, Justin tell me, you are the sadist, is that a true? He told me
Pranker: "You are sad-ist", I say, "why she so sad"? And he say "no it's not sad-ist, it's Sadist"
Pranker: and I was like, "what does that mean?" And then he says, "it means she's kinky motherfarka"
Pranker: And I'm like "oh okay sure I pay fifty dollar for that"
Girl: That's pretty personal
Pranker: Yeah, but I paid fifty dollar remember so-, I think I deserve it
Girl: You paid-, how much? Fifty dollars? I thought you said fifteen
Pranker: No, FIFTY, five zero, you know? I wish it was fifteen.
Girl: Holy crap.
Pranker: I know it's-
Girl: Well, at least I'm not cheap I guess
Pranker: Yeah, sorry about that
Girl: I’m going to
Pranker: Wait
Girl: Text him right now
Pranker: WAIT, WAIT, WHO YOU GOING TO SEND A TEXT MESSAGE, you know?
Girl: to Justin
Pranker: HE TELL ME TO PROMISE NOT TO TELL ANYBODY OR
Pranker: HE WON'T SELL ME ANYMORE PHOTOS, you know?
Girl: Then why would he give you my number?
Pranker: But wh-
Girl: Why would he give you my number?
Pranker: But I wasn't supposed to say how I got it okay, but I like to be honest
Pranker: you know? But can you get my money back
Pranker: at same time maybe, and then I can meet you up
Girl: I'm not going to get your money back, I can't do that
Girl: He probably already spent it on whatever crap he's into
Pranker: Does he have a small noodle?
Girl: Um, yes, he has a very small noodle
Pranker: Oh crap, I hope you upgraded with the new boyfriend, you know?
Pranker: I'm sorry about that
Girl: Very small farking 1 inch wonder
Pranker: Okay, can I upload it and just call it a day?
Girl: Upload the picture of me?
Pranker: Yeah, well I have three
Girl: NO, NO, NO, you have three?
Pranker: Yeah, what do you think, this is, you know?
Girl: NO, GOD, NO, NO, that's the last thing I want you to do.
Girl: I already told you I want you to delete the pictures. I don't know how
Girl: Hard it is to understand. I'm sick of you calling me, don't call me again.
Pranker: Okay but-
Girl: Don't call me again, okay?
Pranker: Last thing, last thing, last thing okay,
Pranker: look I have to tell you something, okay, look
Girl: Okay what?
Pranker: Your friend setup- joke for you
Girl: What?
Pranker: Your friend, you know, she, set you up for a prank.
Girl: Oh my God... Oh my God
Pranker: [Speaking to audience] Me and her we rebonded...
Pranker: I think she was about to be my girlfriend