Category: Walmart pranks, prank calls
Format: Subtitled
Characters: Buk Lau
Prank Victim: Walmart
Rage Level: Moderate
Best quotes:
- “I need to talk to SOMEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODEEEEE!!!!”
- “Whoa! Simmer down Bertha!”
- “Stupid mother a**hole... Don't understand anything…”
Body of content:
I called Walmart as Buk Lau to do a silly foot lotion prank call, but nothing went to plan! The employees had a surprisingly difficult time transferring me to the pharmacy and hung up more than once! Things got heated when Buk insulted the employee who made his request difficult. Why do you think these employees gave Buk Lau such a run around? Tell me what you think in the comments!
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Transcript
[phone ringing]
Employee: [censored] Walmart, how may I help you?
Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: Uh, hello? Can I talk to someboodee who can help me with a foot lotion problem I have today?
Employee: [chuckles]
[phone call ends]
Pranker: Hello?
Pranker: Hello?
Pranker [speaking as Russell]: She hung up! I think she knows, I think she heard my crap before.
Pranker: You think my-maybe my SOMEBOODEE- was too long?
Pranker: And she's like- nobody's someboodee is that long and serious. I better hang up.
Pranker: [giggles]
Pranker: I-I gotta be more careful about how long I shred that crap out.
[phone ringing]
Employee: Thank you for calling your 24 hour Walmart. How may I assist you?
Pranker: The hello- can I talk to someboodee right now they hang up on me!
Employee: Who would you like to speak to?
Pranker: Is that you? Do you hang up on me?
Employee: No...
Pranker: Oh... You do it to me! I remember you, I hear your voice right now!
Employee: Oh, no...
Pranker: Do you think I'm stupid?
Employee: Oh no, I don't think you're stupid.
Pranker: Do you think I'm smart?
Employee: Yes.
Pranker: I like it, okay. Can I talk to someboodee in the pharmacy department please?
Employee: Yes ma'am.
Pranker: WHAT?
Pranker [speaking as Russell]: I have to c- I have to call her back I guess because-
Pranker: ... freaking- just there's no hold music, I didn't get transferred to anybody...
Pranker: [phone ringing]
Employee: [censored] Walmart, how may I help you?
Pranker: Duhh hello? Can I talk to someboodee who can tell me about a foot lotion please?
Employee: Where who?
Pranker: I want to talk to someboodee who can help me with the foot lotion problem.
Employee: What? Hard- I can't hear you.
Pranker: I need to talk to SOMEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODEEEEE!!!! Who can tell me about a foot lotion problem!
Pranker: Do you understand?
Employee: Okay.
Pranker: Stupid mother a**hole... Don't understand anything...
Employee: One moment.
[phone ringing]
Pranker [speaking as Russell]: [laughing] She's laughing! She's...
[phone ringing]
Pranker: What's up with this half ring?
Employee: Service desk, how may I help you?
Pranker: Hello! I want to talk to someboodee who can help me with the problem I have about foot lotion.
Pranker [speaking as Russell]: Uh hello?
Employee: Uh yes, service desk, how may I help you?
Pranker: Uh yeah, can I talk to somebody who can g- offer me some assistance with an issue I had with a bottle of Burt's peppermint foot lotion I purchased?
Employee: Uh, what was the problem?
Pranker: Well, I want to talk to a- a foot lotion specialist. Not someone at the service desk.
Employee: Uh, we don't have no lotion specialist at Walmart.
Pranker: Well you definitely don't sound like a specialist of anything. You sound pretty stupid. Sorry, my bad.
Employee: Eh, fark you, go fark yourself, you rude as hell dumb motherfarker.
Pranker: WHOA! WHOA!
[phone call ends]
Pranker: Whoa! Simmer down Bertha!
Pranker: GOD! All I said was stupid and she- [mumbling] [laughing]
Pranker: [laughing] Ohh...
Pranker: I know it's kind of mean to call her stupid but like I just wanted to fark with her to see what kind of reaction we'll get.
Pranker: And that was the reaction. I'm calling back again real quick...
[phone ringing]
Employee: [censored] Walmart how may I help you?
Pranker [speaking as Billy]: Uh hello. Can I talk to somebody at the service desk please?
Employee: Yes- yes!
[phone ringing]
Pranker: [clears throat]
Employee: Service desk, how may I help you?
Pranker [speaking as Russell]: Uh hello? Hey I think we got off on the wrong foot, I just wanted to apologize and say I think you're a very intelligent person...
Pranker: ... and you're extremely gorgeous.
Employee: How may I help you sir?
Pranker: Can you compliment me now so that I can just- I can forgive you about the f-word?
Employee: Uh, sir I'm at work, I'm only here to assist you when you have a problem here you-
Pranker: You told me to FARK OFF! You dumb bitch, what the fark? Are you kidding me?
Pranker: [laughing] She hung up. [laughing]
Pranker: God... Oh my Jes-
Pranker: [sigh] Alright. All th- [laughing]
Pranker: [indistinctive speaking] ... you're a beautiful person and I love you and she refused to say anything nice or appreciate it...
