Category: Walmart pranks, prank calls
Format: Subtitles
Characters: Johnathan
Prank Victim: Walmart
Rage Level: Mellow
Best quotes:
- “Oh farking ballsack, all right, go ahead”
- “Okay, stay on the phone with me please, I feel like I'm dying.”
Body of content:
This is a quick bathroom stall prank call I pulled on Walmart employees years ago! I told them I was in MAJOR distress on the toilet and desperately needed their help - plenty of NASTY sound effects made it convincing!! The employee I spoke to couldn’t get off the phone fast enough. Do you think they went looking for me? Should I bring this prank back and try it on other stores? Tell me in the comments!
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Transcript
Lady: Walmart!
Pranker [speaking as Jonathan]: Hello, uhm, how are you, my name is Jonathan, I'm in the Walmart bathroom-
Pranker: right now, uh there's absolutely no toilet paper here and I had to call the 911, to get a hold-
Pranker: of you guys and I have extremely bad stomach ache and I really need somebody to come back here right now. [diarrhea sound]
Lady: [indistinctive speaking], hello?
Pranker: [diarrhea sound] hello-, uh-
Lady: Are you on the bathtub or toilet?
Pranker: I'm in-, I'm in the back bathroom right now, there's absolutely no toilet paper, I'm having really hard time [diarrhea sound]
Lady: [indistinctive speaking] [diarrhea sound]
Pranker: uh hel-, hello-,ple- please- [diarrhea sound]
Lady: I'll be over there in a minute.
Pranker: Okay, stay on the phone with me please, I feel like I'm dying. [deep breath] [exhales]
Lady: Do I need to go get some [indistinctive speaking]
Pranker: Oh farking ballsack, all right, go ahead [diarrhea sound] oh, [fart sound] [diarrhea sound] [laughing] [speaking to audience]: That's gross!
