Category: Prank calls, Restaurant pranks
Format: Subtitled
Characters: Buk Lau
Prank Victim: Asian Restaurant
Rage Level: Moderate
Best quotes:
- “YOU SUCK MY C**K TODAY!”
- “I'M GONNA COME THERE TONIGHT, I'M GONNA STEAL YOUR CHOY SUM, YOU BAMBOO SHOOT, YOUR LONG BEAN- MOTHER FARKER!”
- “LISTEN YOU STINGY LITTLE CRAP! Can I just have one bucket please, of the broccoli just to borrow it you know?”
Body of content:
Buk Lau prank calls an Asian restaurant known for getting ANGRY to ask them if he could borrow some broccoli. He’s out and his own Asian restaurant is going to go down if he can’t get borrow some! It seems like the owner isn't really willing to share, despite Buk's best efforts!
In the end though, Buk Lau ends up catching the restaurant owner in his lie of having no broccoli and his reaction is hilarious! What do you think Buk Lau would have to do to get some broccoli out of this guy? What places should I call next to see if they’ll lend some supplies? Let me know in the comments below!
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Transcript
[phone ringing]
Guy: Hello? [censored]
Pranker [speaking as Russell]: Duh, hello?
Guy: Yeah?
Pranker: I'm back!
Guy: Huh?!
Pranker: [stuttering] Hello? This is a Buk Lulu calling from the Monkey Chinese Restaurant, uh... Next door.
Guy: Where next door?
Pranker: I-I'm working very close to you. I have a one problem, I want to ask you if you can help me with that one?
Guy: What you need?
Pranker: I-I run out of the broccoli, you know... I have no broccoli and everybody wants to order the food you know, l-like the beef and the broccoli...
Pranker: ... all the chinese food and the broccoli BUT I HAVE NO BROCCOLI! You understand?
Guy: No, no, we don't have broccoli.
Pranker: I know, but you have some for me, look... Can I borrow just 2 poundy?
Guy: Hm? No, no... I need it.
Pranker: I-I-
Pranker: But I pay you the money! You know? I-I just get a couple-
Guy: No, no, I know, I know, yeah listen, I can't because for- I need to use it-
Pranker: OH, b- but okay, can I have like a just a small- like a-
Guy: Sorry, okay?
Pranker: Hello?
Pranker: [laughing]
[phone ringing]
Guy: Hello?
Pranker: UH, yeah, hello, w-what happened? The telephone, it's closing you know?
Guy: NO, I TOLD YOU- LISTEN I CAN'T SELL FOR YOU, I NEED IT BROCCOLI!
Pranker: I KNOW, OKAY, W-WHAT ABOUT THE BUK CHOY? YOU HA- YOU HAVE SOME BOK CHOY?
Guy: No. Nothing. Duh- there is a no company- company no bring it.
Pranker: OH...
Guy: Where you go- they are buy the store.
Pranker: Okay, but what if I pay you- [phone call ends]
Pranker: HELLO?!
Pranker [speaking to audience]: What the f... [chuckles]
[phone ringing]
Guy: Hello?
Pranker: LISTEN YOU STINGY LITTLE CRAP! Can I just have one bucket please, of the broccoli just to borrow it you know?
Pranker: My business is going downhill you know, I have to make the food.
Guy: NO I TOLD YOU SIR!
Pranker: I know, but-
Guy: I TOLD YOU I CAN'T GIVE YOU LESS- SUN LEE!
Pranker: JUST A ONE OKAY?
Guy: I AM MOBILITY.
Pranker: JUST ONE PIECE!
Guy: Eh... Crazy... [phone call ends]
Pranker: I'm crazy? LAM YE MOTHER FARKING GUY!
Pranker [speaking to audience]: [laughing]
[phone ringing]
Guy: Hello?
Pranker: HELLO? PLEASE OKAY, I JUST- I WANT TO BE REASONABLE. I will help you next time you need help, I will help you. Okay?
Pranker: What do you think about that?
Guy: No, I can't- I can't give you!
Pranker: But look, you're not being reasonable, you're being very mean to me, ok? You hurt my feelings!
Pranker: You understand? You hurt my feelings you know?
[phone call ends]
Pranker: MOTHERFARKING BULL CRAP! [laughing]
[phone ringing]
Guy: Yes sir?!
Pranker: My business is suffering okay? You can't help your fellow Chinese family?
Pranker: NOBODY WANTS TO BUY MY FOOD, I NEED TO GET SOME BROCCOLI YOU UNDERSTAND?
Guy: Hey, you call me again, I call the police. Okay?
Pranker: I'm gonna come-
Guy: I DON'T WANNA HELP YOU, OKAY?
Pranker: I'M GONNA COME THERE TONIGHT, I'M GONNA STEAL YOUR CHOY SUM, YOU BAMBOO SHOOT, YOUR LONG BEAN- MOTHER FARKER!
[phone ringing]
Guy: Hello?
Pranker: Yeah, can I talk to the manager please?
Guy: Yeah, I is the manager. What happened?
Pranker: But there's no-
Guy: I-I TOLD YOU IT'S A N- DON'T CALL, OKAY?
Pranker: No but- there has to be someboodee else, you're to s-stupid for this you know? Lum yay mother farking bull crap.
Guy: What you mean work with you?!
Pranker: Uh- you know-
Guy: Farking-
Pranker: What you say? [laughing]
Pranker [speaking to audience]: [indistinctive speaking]
[phone ringing]
Guy: Yes sir? Crazy yeah?!
Pranker: Look, can you just apologize to me man? For being so rude? I try- I spend-
Guy: What?!
Pranker: Mother farker!
Guy: I told you!
Pranker: MOTHER FAR-KER!
Guy: Fark on a- FARK YOU- FARK-
Pranker: YOU SUCK MY C**K TODAY!
Guy: Are you crazy? HUH?!?!?!?
Pranker: You crazy! You don't want the beef and the broccoli?!
Guy: Fark-
Pranker: Farking bull crap! [laughing]
[phone ringing]
Guy: [censored]
Pranker [speaking as Russell]: Yeah hi, I wanted to come in today with a party of 8, uhm, do you guys have space there today?
Guy: 8 people? Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
Pranker: Ok, sure, uhm, I- I actually- I just went to a Chinese place down the street, I was trying to make an order but we had to like, get up because...
Pranker: ... I guess they don't have the right ingredients? We wanted to get some like, beef and broccoli dishes, some orange chicken but...
Pranker: Mainly, I guess the beef and broccoli dish, are you guys- you guys have that dish there?
Guy: Yeah, yeah.
Guy: Yeah, yeah, yeah... We're gonna place it in a big one. It's a- any- for a couple- 30 people or 40 people is fine.
Pranker: Oh wow! So- You have enough broccoli for 40 people?
Pranker [speaking to friends]: Hey guys- guys- We could go to this place! They go- they got it, I think beef and broccoli!
Guy: Do you- do you know my address?
Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: WAIT A MINUTE! YOU TALKING TO MY-
Pranker: HAH- HELLO? EH- YOU TRY TO STEAL MY BUSINESS?
Guy: Yeah?
Pranker: SOMEBOODEE WANT TO COME FROM MY PLACE TO YOUR PLACE?!
Pranker [speaking as Russell]: Hold on- Let me back-
Guy: Uwa?
Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: H-How can you tell me you don't have a broccoli, right?
Guy: Wait, one minute- I NEED USING A BROCCOLI, I CAN'T SELL YOU!
Pranker: You lied to me, you know, you can't-
Guy: I TOLD YOU!
Pranker: JUST GIVE ME A LITTLE BIT YOU KNOW? JUST A LITTLE BIT? JUST A SMALL PIECE? YOU KNOW? HELLO?
[phone call ends]
Pranker: [laughing]
