Category: Prank calls
Format: Subtitled
Characters: Tyrone
Prank Victim: Motel
Rage Level: Moderate
Best quotes:
- “She saw my SHAM LAM DOOBILY, her eyes LIT UP and she wanted a li- TO GET DOWN, and it was like STRAIGHT OUT OF A PORNO SCENE!”
- “MY SNAKE WAS GOING ALL OVER THE PLACE!”
- “BUT MA'AM! You are- YOU ARE EXHIBITING VERY SEVERE BITCH BEHAVIOR!”
Body of content:
In this awkward motel prank call, Tyrone tells the front desk staff that when he stayed there a maid walked in on him while he was “self loving.” The woman who answered was so disgusted with the story that she hung up on Tyrone and got sassy when I called back! Nobody at this hotel wanted anything to do with this situation.
Should I call them back with a different crazy scenario and see how they react? What other motel prank calls would you like to hear your favorite Ownage characters do? Let me know in the comments below.
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Transcript
[phone ringing]
Lady: Thank you for calling [censored], this is Kathy!
Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: Uh, yeah, hey Kathy, how you doing?
Lady: Good, how are you?
Pranker: I'm alright, I uh, I came in uh, a couple weeks ago and I had so- I had a little bit of a problem-
Pranker: at the hotel and uh, I was told that I would get uh a COMPLIMENTARY NIGHT, because of the inconvenience-
Pranker: INCONVENIENCE, so uh, I was wondering if you could kind of help me out, and try to- go ahead and
Pranker: and set that up PLEASE.
Lady: I can't help you sir, I'm sorry! You have to go through the General manager for that, if you were promised that-
Lady: Who promised you that?
Pranker: Uh, I got that name down, somewhere! But see-, what happened was, I don't know if I spoke to you or not-
Pranker: but the night, I was there uh, I think I had the DO NOT DISTURB SIGN up on my DOOR. And, and, and-
Pranker: and somebody uh, ended up coming in anyways, for some reason or another, and I happened to be uh-
Pranker: giving myself some uh, some- some self loving, if you know I'm saying? And uh, and- and- and-
Pranker: MARIA WALKED IN ON ME! And kind of stood there AWKWARDLY make a little- a little fake shy face, but then-
Pranker: she saw my SHAM LAM DOOBILY, her eyes LIT UP and she wanted a li- TO GET DOWN, and it was like-
Pranker: the motherfarking STRAIGHT OUT OF A PORNO SCENE MAN! I don't know what to do! She was- she was reaching and grabbing for things!
Pranker: MY SNAKE WAS GOING ALL OVER THE PLACE, I was getting FREAKED OUT ALL DAY EVERY DAY-
Lady: Sir- sir?
Pranker: Uh yeah?
Lady: GOODBYE.
Pranker: Hello?
Lady: [hang up]
Pranker: [laughing] [phone ringing]
Lady: Thank you for calling [censored], this is Kathy!
Pranker: THERE WE GO, now I can hear you! I think we got DISCONNECTED Kathy, WHAT HAPPEN?
Lady: WELL, I'M NOT GONNA LISTEN TO ALL THAT SIR!
Pranker: Well I-
Lady: WHAT'S YOUR POINT?
Pranker: DO YOU THINK IT WAS FUN FOR ME TO EXPERIENCE IT? I mean I was- I was-
Lady: I'M- I'M NOT LISTENING TO ALL THAT!
Pranker: I'M A MOTHERFARKING-
Lady: You need to talk to the General Manager-
Pranker: CAN YOU STOP-
Lady: if you want to, BUT I'M NOT LISTENING TO ALL THAT.
Pranker: CAN YOU STOP BEING A LITTLE BITCH? Possibly?
Lady: AH- GOODBYE. [hang up]
Pranker: Hello? [laughing]
[phone ringing]
Lady: Thank you for calling [censored], this is Kathy.
Pranker: Hey yo Kathy, we got disconnected again baby, what's popping with this? I lo- I nee-
Lady: I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU NOW!
Pranker: Listen I- I- I- I need some-
Lady: HOW ABOUT THAT?
Pranker: HO- WHAT DO YOU MEAN ABOUT THAT? BITCH I'LL CALL YOU MOTHERFARKING EVERY DAY!
Lady: I AM NOT LISTENING TO YOUR MOUTH!
Pranker: BUT MA'AM! You are- YOU ARE EXHIBITING VERY SEVERE BITCH BEHAVIOR! Like what am I-
Pranker: what am I supposed to do right now, I don't like calling you the B-WORD-
Pranker: BUT SOMETIMES I JUST GOT TO DO IT!
Lady: [deep breath] Oh, well, DO IT TO SOMEBODY ELSE.
Pranker: OKAY! I'LL CALL YOU BACK IN 5 MINUTES.
Lady: [hang up]
Pranker: [laughing] [phone ringing]
Lady1: [censored] This is Joana how can I help you?
Pranker: M- MARIA! IS THIS YOU?
Lady1: NO. I'm- my name is Joana.
Pranker: OH, Joana, MY BAD. Uh yeah! Is Kathy available today?
Lady1: Uhm hold on sir.
Pranker: Alright.
[speaking on hold]: WHETHER YOU'RE TRAVELING FOR BUSINESS OR PLEASURE WE PROMISE YOU A WONDERFUL AND VALLY-FULL EXPERIENCE.
Lady2: Thank you for holding, how can I help you?
Pranker: Uh yeah hi, how you doing?
Lady2: Doing fine.
Pranker: I had a little bit of a problem a couple MONTHS AGO during my stay, and uh, I was speaking to Kathy-
Pranker: and she was supposed to help me out with uh, a complimentary night!
Lady2: Uh, [giggles], no, we usually don't give out, complimentary nights.
Pranker: Well she, she- she was completely wholeheartedly wanted to help me out and understanding of my SITUATION last time!
Pranker: and said that, you know, I got you, and maybe even two nights for free!
Lady2: I am not aware of that! I am actually the General Manager here, and she has not made anything, uh-
Lady2: uh, I usually, uhm, verify those! I- I mean I can't do that!
Pranker: But- but-
Lady2: I do apologize for the-
Pranker: She- she gave me like uh, like a PINKY SWEAR on the telephone, and told me that, yo Imma get you with the FREE NIGHT!
Pranker: For- for the INCONVENIENCE and what HAPPENED. You know, it could- I DON'T KNOW-
Lady2: Yeah, I just spoke to her right now uhm, and she said that, you know no, that she knows.
Pranker: [mumbling] Can I get her on the phone and kind of maybe I can r- re- refresh her memory or something?
Lady2: Do you want to hold a moment?
Pranker: UH YEAH, GO AHEAD!
Lady2: Okay. [music playing on hold]
Lady: This is Kathy, can I help you?
Pranker: Uh, hey yo, what's popping Kathy? I was trying to redeem my- my complimentary night I don't know what HAPPENED NOW-
Pranker: I'm having trouble doing that.
Lady: I don't give anybody a complimentary night, I don't even know what you are talking about.
Pranker: Yo, you don't remember me? We spoke a couple months ago about the experience I had in the room there and you told me that-
Pranker: you know, we could do a complimentary night.
Lady: No, I didn't tell you that sir, I wouldn't tell you that because I'd have to go through the owner!
Pranker: Yeah, I know, but like, I talked to you! I told you what happen, uh, I was- I was staying there then I had somebody-
Pranker: walk in on my room while I had the Do Not Disturb SIGN on my door and- and you know.
Lady: NO! I cannot do that!
Pranker: Wh-
Lady: NO!
Pranker: Why not, put it on your tab!
Lady: NO! PUT IT ON MY TAB?!
Pranker: Well I- you- you understand what happen to me?
Lady: No, o- SIR YOU'RE OKAY.
Pranker: No I'm not- eh-, I realize I'm-
Lady: Oh yeah.
Pranker: OKAY! I'm in- I'm in an OK POSITION right now-
Lady: Yeah, you're okay.
Pranker: but I was very EMBARRASSED.
Lady: Okay, but you know what? I'm not giving you nothing free!
Pranker: WOW, you ar- you are-
Lady: PERIOD.
Pranker: You are- you are exhibiting bitch like behavior! Just like the LAST TIME!
Lady: So now you're gonna call ME A BITCH.
Pranker: No I- I- I said it's- you are exhibiting bitch like behavior! I'm not saying you are specifically a bitch, I mean-
Lady: It's the same thing!
Pranker: WERE YOU THE ONE THAT WALKED IN ON ME is that why you trying to DENY IT NOW?
Lady: WHAT!?
Pranker: I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED girl, because I- I was chilling on my bed, listen! I was chilling on my bed-
Lady: Now you're telling me that I WALKED IN ON YOU?
Pranker: I- I- SOMEBODY walked in on me! And it might have been YOU, I DON'T KNOW.
Lady: OKAY, I GOTTA GO NOW, THANK YOU! [hang up]
Pranker: Yo- yo, BOO BOO, DON'T BE DOING ME LIKE THAT. Hello? HELLO? [laughing] [speaking to audience]: Man, Kathy really-
Pranker: let me down this time, y’all-, y’all think I should call her back?