Category: Gay Hotline pranks, prank calls
Format: Subtitled
Characters: Buk Lau, Rakesh, Tyrone, Abdo, John
Prank Victim: Gay Hotline
Rage Level: Mellow
Best quotes:
- “I kinda wanna just cuddle up in bed right now and have you read me a bedtime story”
- “Okay, so you want to show me your, eh, your KABOB SANDWICH downstairs?”
- “I'm actually sitting here playing with my mandingo right now, working on excreting my man yogurt, if you know what I mean.”
Body of content:
YouTube demanded more Gay Hotline prank calls, so I made the 7th compilation of pranks to the infamous hotline! My trolling level must have been pretty high this time around, because I was getting skipped over and over by these annoyed dudes.
It’s too funny when I say something off-the-wall and immediately hear the “BEEP!” as they realize I’m too weird for them! Which of these interactions was the funniest? What other hotlines should I call as the Ownage characters? Let me know in the comments below!
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Transcript
Hotline: YOU'RE MATCHED, SAY HELLO.
Guy: Hello?
Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: What the heck is up with you?
Guy: My d**k, and you?
Pranker: Uh, nothing much, I'm stroking my noodle right now, trying to, you know, do the explosion, what about you?
Guy: [skipped]
Pranker: [laughing]
Hotline: YOU'RE MATCHED, SAY HELLO.
Guy: Hello?
Pranker [speaking as John Mcain]: Hi, hello?
Guy: How you doing?
Pranker: I'm great, how are you doing?
Guy: Just fine.
Pranker: Your voice is very, very soothing, I feel you should be an announcer of some sort!
Guy: [giggles], I might be, you never know.
Pranker: God, I-, I-, I kind of wanna just cuddle up in bed right now and have you read me a bedtime story [giggles].
Guy: [giggles]
Pranker: What are you up to on this fine afternoon?
Guy: Oh, just relaxing, masturbating a little bit.
Pranker: Oh great, me too. I'm actually sitting here playing with my mandingo right now, working on excreting my man-
Pranker: yogurt, if you know what I mean [giggles].
Guy: Is that right?
Pranker: That's right.
Guy: [skipped]
Pranker: [laughing]
Hotline: YOU'RE MATCHED, SAY HELLO.
Guy: Hello?
Pranker [speaking as Abdo]: Eh, yo! What's up man? How are you?
Guy: I'm 35 dude.
Pranker: I said "how are you", not "how old are you", you're stupid.
Guy: You stupid, I'll put this d**k up in you boy!
Pranker: Okay! Are you on like the 1982 cell phone or something? I don't know why this the telephone sound like the crap.
Guy: No, I'm on my cell phone. Do you FaceTime?
Pranker: Okay, so you want to show me your, eh, your KABOB SANDWICH downstairs?
Guy: [giggles] Right, right.
Pranker: Okay, alright, great. How old are you?
Guy: I'm 35. And you?
Pranker: Oh, I'm 12.
Guy: You what?
Pranker: Uh, nevermind.
Guy: How old are you?
Pranker: Uh, you know, old enough.
Guy: No, how old are you. Be fair. I mean, if you a older guy then you just a older guy. That's-, that's doesn't change anything.
Guy: No, the problem here, I am a little bit embarrassed, uh, what happened here is when I was, uh, 6 years old-
Pranker: old my balls, they drop on the ground, so I become like a very deep voiced man. I have like very masculinity. I have like-
Pranker: eh, the big, eh, FALAFEL downstairs, I have like uh, a lot of hair. All these thing but, really I-, I just turned fourteen.
Guy: FOURTEEN?
Pranker: Right.
Guy: No, [skipped].
Pranker: [laughing]
Hotline: YOU'RE MATCHED, SAY HELLO.
Guy: Hello?
Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: Uh yeah, what's popping my dawg?
Guy: Huh?
Pranker: Uh, what is popping my dog? Woof! Woof!
Guy: [skipped]
Pranker: [laughing]
Hotline: YOU'RE MATCHED, SAY HELLO.
Guy: Hello?
Pranker [speaking as Russell]: Hey, what's going on?
Guy: Mmm, just laying back, stroking. You?
Pranker: Uh, just kind of sitting here uh, going through some mail that I haven't seen in a while.
Pranker: I haven't checked my mailbox in like three or four days so, thing started kind of add up.
Guy: Meow.
Pranker: Yeah, so much junk mail these days. It really upsets me how much paper they're wasting.
Pranker: You know how many trees die, just people printing out stupid credit card offers.
Guy: [skipped]
Pranker: [laughing]
Hotline: YOU'RE MATCHED, SAY HELLO.
Pranker [speaking as Rakesh]: Hello?
Guy: Hello?
Pranker: Hello, how are you doing right now?
Guy: Hey what's up?
Pranker: Not much, what are you up-
Guy: [skipped]
Pranker: [laughing]
Hotline: YOU'RE MATCHED, SAY HELLO.
Guy: Hello?
Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: Uh yeah, hello?
Guy: Hello.
Pranker: Hey yo, what's popping my dawg?
Guy: Hey man, I'm farking horny man.
Pranker: Damn dawg, you out of breath already! You just run up and down the stairs or something?
Guy: Fark yeah man.
Pranker: DAMN! KILLING IT.
Guy: What are you into man?
Pranker: Uh, I like-, I like shooting hoops, I like uh-, sometime I dabble with my Hispanic buddies. I play some soccer.
Guy: [skipped]
Pranker: [laughing]
Hotline: YOU'RE MATCHED, SAY HELLO.
Guy: Hello?
Pranker [speaking as Russell]: Hello?
Guy: What's up?
Pranker: Nothing, just uh-, chilling. What are you doing?
Guy: Chilling out too, just checking out the line. What's going on?
Pranker: Nothing, how long have you been on the line for?
Guy: About five minutes so far.
Pranker: Nice. You meet any creeps?
Guy: [giggles] sometimes.
Pranker [speaking as creep]: WELL NOW YOU'VE MET ANOTHER ONE.
Guy: [skipped]
Pranker: [laughing]
