Category: Prank calls
Format: Subtitled
Characters: Russell, Rakesh
Prank Victim: 7-Eleven
Rage Level: Hardcore
Best quotes:
- “Yes, hello, are you motherfarker #2 or #3?”
- “We need you to keep your mother off the street corner at night time sir!”
- “Now we go to stage 2 motherugly! Now we go to stage two!”
Body of content:
I’ve done so many crazy prank videos with 7-Eleven, but this location might take first place for the CRAZIEST employees! This location is known to have a wild staff, but I wasn’t expecting how insane our conversation went. They insulted Rakesh immediately and pretended to be the police, then played dumb when I called back pretending to be from corporate!
I didn’t let them off the hook easily though - they had to feel the WRATH OF RAKESH when I called back OVER AND OVER. Do these employees act like this with their customers? Would you like to see a follow up prank on this store? Let me know in the comments below!
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Transcript
[phone ringing]
Guy: 7-11
Pranker [speaking as Rakesh]: Yeah, hello motherfarker, how are you doing?
Guy: You fark your MOM?
Pranker: What?
Guy: Yeah, your mom cum fast, right?
Pranker: Look-
Guy: Talk to my friend, here-
Pranker: okay, let me say hello.
Guy2: Hi, this is Officer Brown, from [censored] POLICE DEPARTMENT.
Pranker: Yes, HELLO MISTER BROWN, how are you doing?
Guy2: Good, how are you?
Pranker: I'm not too good, did you talk to the guy-, is talking about in front of you about my mother, very disrespect!
Pranker: You know, I told him, I'm going to-
Guy2: Yeah, we need you to keep your mother off the street corner at night time sir!
Pranker: [yelling] MOOOO, mister! [yelling] MOOO, I crap on you, motherugly, I CRAP ON YOU!
Guy2: Fark your mother MAN, my mother DIED, your father is alaih-, your MOTHER is over here!
Pranker: NO-
Guy: MY D**K IS JUST STAND UP MOTHERFARKER!
Pranker: [laughing] [speaking to audience]: Who's that guy? That guy's the best! [laughing]
[phone ringing]
Guy2: Hello?
Pranker: [speaking as Russell]: Yeah, hi! My name is Russell, I'm calling with 7-11, how are you doing today?
Guy2: Good.
Pranker: Okay, excellent! Uhm, we actually just got a-, g-, got off of a lengthy phone call, with a gentleman that stated-
Pranker: that he had called in regarding an issue he had at the store location, he just says that he was apparently DISRESPECTED-
Pranker: by many of the employees there, uhm, he also gave us some examples of a-, of apparent things that were said to him-
Pranker: about him, and his mother, and-, and-, things that were kind of just-, very inappropriate, you-, you are an employee at the store, correct?
Guy2: Yeah.
Pranker: What is your first name?
Guy2: MD.
Pranker: Okay MD, did you go ahead and talk to this gentleman?
Guy2: No.
Pranker: Was-, was this customer told to-, something about, er-, you know, f-ing his mother and I quote here, saying that you know-
Pranker: "Your mom cums quick."
Guy2: Oh, no, who's that? I don't know who's that, maybe different store? I'll make a hit. Nobody like the talk.
Pranker: Oh, okay, I need you to just be honest and upfront with me. Is that something you can do for me, please?
Guy2: Oh-, no I d-, no I don't know who's-, who did the-, who's FARKING the customer. I didn't see any customer like that.
Pranker: OKAY, uhm-, I-, I actually have the uh-, the-, the customer here on the line, and, I'm gonna go ahead and get him on the phone, okay?
Guy2: Okay.
Pranker [speaking as Rakesh]: Yes, hello, a-, a-, are you motherfarker #2 or #3?
Guy2: I don't know what you are talking about.
Pranker: Look, don't play stupid motherugly!
Guy: What is stupid you talking about?
Pranker: Well, I talk to you right now, I talk to you, you guys were VERY disrespect.
Guy2: When? I don't know what you are talking about.
Pranker: When-, wa-, I just now, we talk to him, you say: "OOOOO, your mother, she cums so fast, she does this, right?
Pranker: The guy's laughing like a hyena in the background, you have some sen-
Guy: What!?
Pranker: DON'T play stupid, stop it!
Guy2: I-
Pranker: Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Guy2: I just-
Pranker: Okay, who else is working there right now?
Guy2: it's nobody! My brothers left, I don't know who you're talking about.
Pranker: Okay-
Guy2: He's a good person.
Pranker [speaking as Russell]: A-, I-, sir, I'm gonna be-, let my just go ahead and cut you off right there uhm-, w-, w-
Pranker: what is-, what is your brothers employee I.D. number?
Guy2: Like in uh-, wee-, store na-, you know the-, street address?
Pranker [speaking as Rakesh]: No, no! It's the one on [censored] [speaking as Russell] please just calm down, I'm gonna talk to him.
Guy2: Things-
Pranker [speaking as Rakesh]: HE INSULTING ME, HE INSULTING ME, TALK ABOUT MY-, [speaking as Russell] please, look, I'm-
Pranker: I'm gonna get to the bottom of this, I just need you to work with me and calm down.
Pranker [speaking as Rakesh]: But no, he did-, you-, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT KIND OF THINGS HE SAID TO ME, OKAY!?
Pranker: VERY DISRESPECT! I WANTING FREE HOT DOG FOR ENTIRE YEAR! [speaking as Russell]: Lo-, so-, s-
Guy2: No, no, what the-
Pranker: sir I c-
Guy2: [censored] is a lot of store.
Pranker: so-, e-
Guy2: Which one you talking about?
Pranker: THE ONE ON-, ON 5 [censored]
Guy2: 5 [censored]?
Pranker [speaking as Russell]: Yeah, t-, t-, that does seem like your store location sir, le-, let's stop bushing around the beating-
Pranker: here, uhm, w-, what is your brothers uh, first name?
Guy2: His name is uh-, Babu.
Pranker: I'm gonna need you to go ahead and just call you brother-, real quick, and just ask him, can you go ahead and give me his-
Pranker: his best contact information like-, wh-, what's his cellphone number?
Guy2: Okay, uh-, 2-[censored]-[censored].
Pranker: What about the other employee, who was there earlier as well like an hour ago?
Guy2: MD.
Pranker: MD, okay, can you just go ahead-, what's-, what's MD's number real quick?
Guy2: [censored]
Pranker [speaking as Rakesh]: Okay! Alright! Thank you motherugly, I'm going to call them, right now.
Guy2: HUH!?
Pranker: I got my friend to call you and pretend to be 7/11 and now I have their number, so fark to you.
Pranker: You are silly goose, YOU WILL SEE THE WRATH of Rakesh! YOU WILL SEE IT!
Guy2: Really?
Pranker: Now we go to stage 2-
Guy2: Huh?
Pranker: motherugly! Now we go to stage two!
Guy2: Okay, ugly boy.
Pranker: Okay, motherfarker! [laughing] [speaking to audience]: I'm gonna call both of those motherfarkers.
[phone ringing]
Guy2: Hello?
Pranker [speaking as Rakesh]: Yeah, hello, motherugly! Are you ready to apologize?
Pranker: You tried to lie to me, that was so funny motherugly that was SO funny, right?
[phone ringing]
Guy2: Hello?
Pranker: Hello motherfarker, how are you doing? Yeah, I will call you every day, motherugly, every day! [laughing]
[phone ringing]
Guy2: Hello?
Pranker: Motherfarker, why do you hand up on me, right? [laughing] [speaking to audience]: He picked up, heard my voice, and was like "fark this."
[phone ringing]
Guy: Hello?
Pranker: Yeah, Babu!
Guy: Yeah!
Pranker: Yeah, can you coming, right now?
Guy: No, I can't.
Pranker: But motherfarker! Why not? Somebody come to the store, they mess it up! They-, they threw everything ola-, on the ground! MD's here on the floor-
Pranker: MOPPING, right, he need the help!
Guy: [hang up]
Pranker: [laughing]