Your Prostitute Gave Me Herpes! - Prank Call

Best quotes: 

• “Please leave a message for…. LEAVE A MESSAGE.”
• “I WILL SH** ON YOUR FACE ALL OVER, MISTAARR STYOOOBID!”
• “If you ever call me back and I find out who you are, Im gonna-I’m gonna….. Hurt your face…”

Body of content:

A viewer provided me with a ton of information about a pimp who has several prostitutes working for him, and I used the info to pull off a hilarious prank call! I decided to call him as Abdo and say one of his girls gave me herpes after I paid $1000 for time with her. He was absolutely furious!!

He was already worked up over the herpes accusation, but I pushed things over the top by calling him towards the end of the prank with his mom’s number showing up on the caller ID! His insults and overall raging made this one of the craziest Abdo pranks ever! 

What was your favorite part from this crazy herpes prank? Do you want to see more pimps get herpes prank calls in the future? Tell me in the comments!

 

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Transcript

[Phone ringing]

Pimp: Hello?

Pranker: Uh, yes, hello, I'm looking for uh, Mr. Ben?

Pimp: May I ask who's calling?

Pranker: Yes, this is uh-, Abdo.

Pimp: Who?

Pranker: Yo, what's going on man, it's-it's Abdo.

Pimp: Abdul?

Pranker: Yes, right.

Pimp: I don't know an Abdul?

Pimp: Lo- We met a little while back, you got me in touch with-, with what her name

Pranker: uh, Trin-, Trinity, uh, [censored]

Pimp: Okay?

Pranker: And uh, it was like five or six months ago and we had a great time but

Pranker: I-, I just got back from the doctor right now, and he gave me my test results

Pranker: and he tell me I have a HERPES

Pimp: Okay

Pranker: So I-

Pimp: Is this, is-, is this, uh, is this Hobbes?

Pranker: Excuse me?

Pimp: No, you have-, you have, I can't tell who it is that's prank calling me right now

Pimp: but it's pretty good.

Pranker: Listen, listen to me, I'm not trying to make a funny with you I am extremely

Pranker: mad about what happened here, okay? I-, I know you might think it's funny but

Pranker: HERPES is not a joke!

Pimp: Okay. So. Okay, so I hooked you up- Trinity [censored] and you have herpes...

Pimp: I know this is a prank right now, because I've never hooked anybody up with Trinity

Pimp: [censored], so who the FARK IS THIS?

Pranker: Listen to me

Pimp: I'm going to get you five seconds to tell me

Pranker: Look

Pimp: Five

Pranker: FARK to you

Pimp: Four

Pranker: and don't make like a bullcrap

Pimp: Three

Pranker: with me okay? WHAT IS THIS COUNTDOWN STUFF?

Pimp: Two

Pranker: ARE YOU GOING TO THROW ME A PARTY OR SOMETHING? LISTEN TO ME!

Pimp: One

Pranker: Hello? Look. I met her-

Pranker: [Laughing] [Speaking to audience] He hang up.

[Phone ringing]

Pimp: Alright, this guy's calling me again.

Pranker: Look man. We met last-

Pimp: Hello? This-, this is Hobbes, man, what's up Hobbes?  

Pranker: Hello? Who- who?! DO YOU HAVE LIKE A MANAGER OR SOMEBODY WHO I CAN ASK ABOUT THIS OR WHAT?!

Pimp: Do I have a who?

Pranker: Okay, what can you do for me here now man?

Pimp: Huh?

Pranker: Are you like STUPID?

Pimp: Alright, I'm not going to [inaudible] with you, and if you ever call me back, and I fin out who

Pimp: you are, I'm going to-, I'm going to hurt your face.

Pranker: L-, let, okay, l-, let-

Pimp: Until you bleed.

Pranker: You're going to hurt my face?

Pimp: Don't call me again.

Pranker: That's the best you have? YOU STUPID?! You're going to hurt-

Pranker: [Laughing] [Speaking to audience] What the fark? [laughter in background] what kind of farking

Pranker: insult is that? I'm going to hurt your face until you bleed? He wanted to like use like pauses

Pranker: "what should I tell him?" hmm, [laughing]

[Phone ringing]

Pimp: Let me make something to you very clear.

Pranker: Mister-, Mister

Pimp: I can check a po-

Pranker: Mis-

Pimp: I can check a police database, and find out where your address is

Pranker: Okay

Pimp: and then I'm going to come over and take you testicles, put them in your mouth and make you bite.

Pranker: Okay

Pimp: You understand me?

Pranker: Mister

Pimp: Don't call me again [hung up]

Pranker: Mister, don't joke around with me, okay? I've done my research

Pranker: [Speaking to audience] Oh damn it, he farking hung up! Alright, I'll call again.

[Voicemail] Please leave your message for: LEAVE A MESSAGE

Pranker: [Laughing] [Speaking to audience] What the fark, what kind of voicemail is that? Redundant ass voice message.

Pranker: So he threatened me to not call back or else and then he turned off his phone.

[Phone ringing]

Pimp: Hello?

Pranker: Mister [censored] I want a refund, right now. I-, I

Pimp: LISTEN MOTHERFARKER. Listen-, no, you LISTEN TO ME!

Pranker: What.

Pimp: You call me one more time, I'm going to-, I'm going to call

Pranker: Ok.

Pimp: into the database that I know of and I can work with them and participate with

Pranker: Ok.

Pimp: the police database.

Pranker: Ok.

Pimp: OK?!

Pranker: Ok.

Pimp: I'm going to get your number-

Pranker: Ok.  

Pimp: I'm going to find your IP address

Pranker: THEN GIVE ME A KISS?

Pimp: then I'm going to KILL YOU.

Pranker: Oh.

Pimp: I'm GOING TO SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE and I'm going to kill you.

Pranker: Okay.

Pimp: Okay?

Pranker: Alright

Pimp: I'm farking serious

Pranker: Okay, alright, so

Pimp: Don't call me again.  

Pranker: When can I get my-

Pimp: YOU UNDERSTAND?!

Pranker: When can I get my refund Mister stupid?

Pimp: [Anger building up] I-, eh, I can't, I can not reiterate how serious I am right now.

Pimp: IF YOU CALL ME ONE MORE TIME I'M GOING TO FIND OUT WHO

Pranker: I'M GOING

Pimp: THE FARK YOU ARE

Pranker: TO CRAP, I'M GOING TO CR-

Pimp: AND I'M GOING TO KILL YOU

Pranker: I'M GOING TO CRAP ON YOUR FACE.

Pimp: I'm going to kill you

Pranker: I WILL CRAP ON YOUR FACE ALL OVER MISTER STUPID!

Pimp: [Hung up]

Pranker: Hello?

Pranker: [laughing] [Speaking to audience] He hung up!

[Phone ringing]

Pimp: Hello?

Pranker: LOOK WHAT I HAVE IN MY DATABASE MOTHER BITCH

Pranker: TRYING TO MAKE A CRAP WITH ME EH?

Pimp: WHO IS THIS?

Pranker: Mother bitch, I want a refund right now, you going to give it to me or what?

Pimp: WHO THE FARK is this? I'm calling the cops. WHO IS THIS?

Pranker: Oh, I THOUGHT YOU HAVE A DATABASE? SO NOW YOU HAVE TO CALL THE POLICE? YOU STUPID!

Pimp: WHO THE FARK IS THIS? [Car alarm blaring]

Pranker: YOU SET THE ALARM OFF, YOU'RE TALKING TOO LOUD.

Pimp: WHO IS THIS?

Pranker: YOU SCREAM TOO LOUD. Y-YOU PUT THE SIREN ON YOU STUPID  

Pranker: Look, my name is Abdo, and I want my refunding.

Pimp: Ok, where do I meet you?

Pranker: Okay, meet me at the hotel we met the first time.

Pimp: Okay, I'm HERE, WHERE ARE YOU?  

Pranker: Are you actually there or you make like a bullcrap?

Pimp: Yeah, I'm here.

Pranker: Which hotel?

Pimp: I'm at the hotel [censored], where are you at?

Pranker: Perfect, perfect, and I will be there in like, uh, fi-

Pimp: WHAT DO YOU WANT? BECAUSE WHEN YOU COME AND SEE ME, I'M GOING TO STICK A GUN DOWN YOUR THROAT.

Pranker: Ok.

Pimp: Do you understand that?

Pranker: Kind of, what kind of pistol do you have it?

Pimp: What's that?

Pranker: What kind of uh, ammunition do you have it, I want to know are you going to spice things up

Pranker: make it a challenge or what?

Pimp: Okay. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? YOU DON'T WANT A REFUND

Pranker: I do want my ref-

Pimp: That's SILLY, because then-

Pranker: IT'S NOT SILLY, I PAID ONE THOUSAND DOLLAR, YOU THINK IT'S SILLY?

Pranker: ONE THOUSAND DOLLAR AND GET A HERPES IS- IS NOT-, IS FUNNY TO YOU?

Pimp: WHAT DO YOU WANT? I NEVER HOOKED YOU UP

Pranker: YOU HOOKED ME UP WITH

Pimp: WITH HER

Pranker: THE BLONDE GIRL WAS WITH THE SHAVED HEAD ON THE SIDE. HER OKAY?

Pranker: I WENT TO THE TOUR, I SAW TRINITY THERE, I DON'T REMEMBER HER NAME.

PRANKER: THE BLONDE GIRL WITH THE SHAVED HEAD, SHE HAS HERPES

Pimp: What's your name?

Pranker: Abdo.

Pimp: That's not your name. What's your name?

Pranker: You stu-, wh-, what do you mean it's not your name?

Pimp: O-one second, okay? Stay on the line

Praner: Hello? I-, I don't have time for this.

Pranker: Hello?

Pranker: [Laughing] [Speaking to audience] He hung up