Shocking Computer Virus Prank Call! - Ownage Pranks

Best quotes: 

• “I open up my computer I see there's a guy, he has his fist inside the ass of like- a pig.”
• “But honestly everytime I open it I see the guy, his hand all way inside and I just see his wenis.”
• “I try to sit down w-with my coffee but I- I throw up inside my cup.”

Body of content:

In this computer virus prank call, I called up a computer repair shop as Abdo with a very unusual virus issue! Every time Abdo opens his laptop, it screeches with animal noises and graphic farmyard images. This made for a hilarious prank and the repair shop guy couldn’t help but laugh through the whole thing. What would be another funny computer virus to make up for a prank call? Let me know in the comments below.

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Transcript

Pranker [speaking to audience]: Limited edition shirts on sale for only one more day! Grab yours now before they're gone forever.

[glass breaking]

[phone ringing]

Guy: Hello?

Pranker [speaking as Abdo]: Uh- yeah hello? Uh I'm calling about the advertisement for uh- the c- the computer-

Guy: Bravo! Bravo.

Pranker: Do you want me to bow or like- what am I being bravo-ed for?

Guy: No. No. Wh- which computer you calling about?

Pranker: Yeah, just my- my computer you know, I have like a-my laptop it's- it's really acting up man, I- I- I-

Guy: What's wrong with it?

Pranker: I- I opened it this morning and like it had some crazy pop-ups man! Like, I've never seen stuff like this and my computer like...

Pranker: ... it makes so many noises ah- like screaming like- I don't know, a virus or something spyware like-

Pranker: Do- do you do like a virus removing?

Guy: Eh-

Guy: Yeah.

Pranker: Let me try to open it here and see if I can tell you... Gonna push here... Ok, it's loading now.

[pig noise]

Pranker: Oh my God...

Pranker: Holy crap...

Guy: What is that?

Pranker: That is- c-c-c-can you hear me? I'm sorry it's so loud- and I push the button and it won't go down.

Pranker: [stuttering] Hello? Can you hear me?

Guy: [chuckles] Yeah I can hear you...

Pranker: Yeah. Okay. There's a guy eh- on my computer, I open it I-I-I don't know- I thought somebody was trying to play a joke with me but honestly...

Pranker: ... it's so disgust I- I don't think it's a joking... I-I-I open up my computer I see there's a guy, he has his fist inside the ass of like- a pig.

Guy: [laughing] He's nuts... IN A PIG?

Pranker: [stuttering] Hold on let me try to op- open it again.

[pig sounds]

Guy: [laughing]

Pranker: Ha- hallo? A-A-Are you still with me?

Guy: What is- what is he doing to the pig?

Pranker: [stuttering] I know it sounds funny man but like- he's- he's having his way- you- you know what I'm saying? Like he's- he's just like-

Guy: [laughing]

Pranker: Like he's... I don't know if he's trying to make bacon or what but like- it's honestly- it's-

Pranker: I- I'm glad- I'mm glad you find it funny but really like what can I do about this?

Guy: I don't know man it sounds [clears throat] It sounds very bad! Ehm...

Pranker: But- [stuttering] is there like a kind of sir- can you google like the sound- [stuttering] This is what it sounds like here- here.

[pig noise]

Guy: Uh... Yeah like- Just sounds pretty- that sounds pretty bad.

Pranker: Yeah-

Pranker: Do you want me to send you the link so you can see it? There's a-

Guy: Uh- eh-

Guy: Yes. Yeah. Yeah send it to me.

Pranker: Yeah-

Pranker: H- honestly man I almost like throw up this morning you know? Like everytime like it's just like-

Guy: Mhm...

Pranker: I try to sit down w-with my coffee but I- I throw up inside my cup. So I- I'm just worried 'cause like-

Pranker: I know like the police sometimes you know like- I don't know like I'm in America like- already like Trump wants to kick me out like I don't need to look like a-

Guy: I know-

Pranker: ... like a pig farker. You know what- you know what I'm saying?

Guy: I know- I know- [laughing] I can't- Alright- yeah, no.

Guy: So, alright send me the link okay? And I'll look at it.

Pranker: Okay but -are you sure like, you want to risk it too 'cause I don't want to give you a vir- like I guess you could fix it yourself for free but like- I-I-

Guy: Mhm...

Pranker: Yeah like, he has up to his elbow, he's inside.

Guy: [laughing] I've never heard of anything like that but it sounds very dangerous man. Don't op- Don't open it again, okay?

Pranker: I- I honestly I don't know but- okay c-c-can you remote connect uh- to- to my-

[pig noise]

Pranker: [clucking] [sigh] Everytime I open the lid, honestly it starts going crazy.

Guy: Yeah, don't open it, close it.

Pranker: O- okay, but like-

Guy: Don't open it.

Pranker: But honestly everytime I open it I see the guy, his hand all the way inside and I just see his wenis. Y- Like- like the end of his elbow? Like the wenis-

Guy: [laughing] Yeah, I know... Close it, don't open it again.

Pranker: Yeah-

Pranker: Okay h-how will you fix it my brother?

Guy: I will try to connect to you, just send me the link and I'll connect to you and fix it.

Pranker: Okay, I'm gonna open it to give you my email here, what is your email?

Guy: Yeah send it to DLG-

[pig noise]

Pranker: Eh- so- You're gonna have to- you're gonna have to speak up man!

Guy: [laughing]

Guy: P- [laughing] [phone call ends]

Pranker: [laughing] He hung up... [laughing] That was- I was hoping to end it like that, I was like "Yo, how can I end this?" I was like " Yo, I wanna make him scream over the squeals"...