Pizza Shop Prank Call - Super Rude Manager Meltdown!

Best quotes: 

• “Can you do me one favor? Can you hold the food poison this time?”
• (Holding back tears) “I wish I could give you ZERO STARS!”
• “I will pour you a glass of my DEW MOUNTAIN”

Body of content:

I was tipped off that the customer service at this pizza shop was terrible and that the employees are SUPER rude, so of course I had to give them a call! I called as Rakesh to make a complaint, and they immediately showed their lack of service skills - I knew this pizza prank was going to be hilarious!

The manager of the pizza shop gets sassy with Rakesh right away, and seems personally offended through the whole prank! It was torture trying not to laugh during these calls, the guy’s frustration and reactions were just too funny. I hope no one ever has a real issue with their pizza at this place because the workers are nuts!

Imagine if someone who sounds like Rakesh showed up to this store! How do you think they would react? What was your favorite Rakesh line from this prank? Tell me in the comments!

 

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Transcript

[phone calling sound]

Pizza lady: Thanks for calling [BOOP] This is Becky

Pizza lady: How can I help you?

Pranker: Yes, hello Becky, may I talk to Douglas, please?

Pizza lady: Douglas isn't here

Pranker: OH RIGHT. So he's the best person to talk about

Pranker: Uhh problem with the food, rrright?

Pizza lady: Uhm yeah, you can speak to him or you can

Pizza lady: Speak to our manager

Pranker: OH! Okay, let me say hello to manager right no'

Pizza lady: Okay!

Pizza lady: Alright.

Manager: This is Zack, can I help you?

Pranker: Yes, hello, I am calling, I wanted to talk to

Pranker: Douglas, about EHH, experience I have it with the food

Pranker: I come to getting TWO CARRY-OUT PIZZA, BUT PIZZA

Pranker: When I get it was very cold, and on top of THAT

Pranker: Duh, duh the bread was not tasting good

Manager: And, when did you order this?

Pranker: This was maybe TWO, TWO days ago

Manager: Uhm, you'll have to call back tomorrow, and next time

Manager: You'll have to call the day of

Pranker: Okay

Manager: Not two days later

Pranker: But, you know I just got little bit caught up

Pranker: And then you know I having actually, the food

Pranker: Little bit DIGESTION ISSUE, so I was waiting to

Pranker: Call back at a good time, right?

Manager: Kay, you'll have to call back tomorrow between-

Manager: At 1 o'clock

Pranker: To talk to Douglas, or why?

[phone call ends]

Pranker: Hello?

Manager: Thanks for calling [BOOP] This is Zack, can I help you?

Pranker: Hello? Do you hang up on me right now?

Manager: I can BARELY understand you

Pranker: DO YOU HANG UP ON ME RrrIGHT NOW?

Manager: Yeah, I told you you can call back tomorrow, at 1 o'Clock

Pranker: BUT LA- LADY TOLD ME you can help me too, right?

Manager: I'm not the owner of the store so you'll have to call back

Manager: TOMORROW

Pranker: But, I know

Manager: AT ONE O'CLOCK

Pranker: But you are manager, right?

Manager: YES I AM, but this is a different issue, you need to

Manager: Call back tomorrow AT ONE O'CLOCK

Pranker: BUT THEN IT WILL BE 3-4 DAYS right, I don't want to

Pranker: Wait too long, right?

Manager: You can CALL BACK TOMORROW AT ONE O'CLOCK

Pranker: Okay, but can I have customer service please?

Pranker: I don't know WHY MANAGER but you are being little-bit AS*HOOLE

Pranker: To me, right?

Manager: Okay, goodbye! [hangs up phone]

Pranker: ERR, wHAT? Hello?  [laughs]

Pizza lady: Thanks for calling [BOOP] This is Becky, how can I help you?

Pranker: Hello Becky, can I have cell-telephone number for Douglas, please?

Pizza lady: UHH WE ABSOLUTELY DO NOT GIVE OUT cell phone numbers

Pizza lady: Here, that is ridiculous

Pranker: No, no, but

Pizza lady: You should know that

Pranker: No, but I-

Pizza lady: THANK YOU HAVE A NICE

Pranker: But look-

Pizza lady: EVENING DON'T CALL BACK [phone call ends]

Pranker: BAH, BUT YOU WERE BEING BITCH TO ME TOO, hello? [laughs]

Manager: Thanks for calling [BOOP] This is Zack, can I help you?

Pranker: Hello, can I talk to Douglas, please?

Manager: He's not here.

Pranker: But, you are the guy I talked to yesterday, and you told me

Pranker: To call back today, right?

Manager: At 1 o'clock, it is.. 3:27

Pranker: RIGHT. But, you know, but he-, he only working for two hour?

Manager: He was only here until 1 o'Clock on the afternoon

Pranker: But you told me to call AFTER ONE, right?

Pranker: Like he's coming in at one

Manager: I told you to call AT 1 o'Clock

Pranker: Kay, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME call before 1

Manager: Multiple times!

Pranker: Why didn't you say before one, right?

Manager: BECAUSE WE ARE BUSY WE ARE A RESTAURANT

Manager: We have BUSINESS before then

Pranker: I-

Manager: I TOLD YOU

Pranker: I understand

Manager: 1 O'CLOCK

Pranker: But, yeah, you could’ve TELL ME call by 1 o'clock

Manager: NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

Pranker: You

Manager: Because I told you 1 o'Clock

Pranker: MOTHER YUCKER DON'T STOP IT

Pranker: Do you-

Manager: I told you 1 o'Clock

Pranker: No, you told-, YEAH, YOU SAID cALL AFTER 1 O'CLOCk

Pranker: Right? So now I want-

Manager: I SAID ONE

Pranker: Err, WHY WOULD- what makes-

Manager: I AM NOT GONNA ARGUE WITH YOU, SIR

Pranker: WHAT MAKES YOU TINK I WILL SIT THERE AT 1 O'CLOCK

Pranker: EXACTLY RIGHT, JUST SO I CAN PICK UP TELEPHONE

Pranker: And-, and-, call you-, YOU WERE SO MEAN TO ME,

Pranker: YESTERDAY, RIGHT?

Manager: YOU are calling me names! I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO GET M-

Manager: MEAN WITH YOU

Pranker:No-

Pranker: Look-, YOU-, I ONLY CALLE YOU, A NAME AFTER YOU MAKE

Pranker: AS*HOLE BEHAVIOR, right? I don't use it-

Manager: NO, I TOLD YOU MULTIPLE TIMES TO CALL 1 o'Clock

Manager: And you just kept going ON and ON and ON and ON

Pranker: Okay, look MOTHER YUCKER

Manager: I TOLD YOU 1 o'Clock

Pranker: PIZZA will cost you $1.22 ¢

Pranker: You cannot make happy customer-

Manager: YOU UNDERSTAND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE

Manager: TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT?

Pranker: I know what I'm talking about

Manager: NO YOU DON'T

Pranker: I DO! I know what ingredient cost it-, right?

Manager: NO YOU DON'T

Pranker: I go to supermarket-

Manager: HOW MUCH DOES IT COST? A DOLLAR?

Manager: You know, how much it costs us to make a pizza?!

Manager: It's not a dollar

Pranker: OKAY, TWO DOLLAR, THREE DOLLAR, whatever, it is

Pranker: DEFINITELY not going to BREAK the BANK, right?

Pranker: You can do it

Manager: I AM NOT GIVING YOU FREE FOOD because you

Manager: Should've called back the day of, and you're being

Manager: COMPLETELY RUDE with me, and I am just DONE with you.

Pranker: Okay

Pranker: What is your name?

Manager: My name is Zack, I am a manager of the store

Pranker: Yeah, I know, okay, I'm going to go on, I'm going to have

Pranker: Everybody in my CALL CENTER go leave you a-,

Pranker: Review on THE YELP for the CRAP CRAP CUSTOMER RELATION

Manager: OKAY, go right ahead!

Pranker: Okay, I want you-, I am asking you, YOU ARE A MANAGER, right?

Manager: I am the manager

Pranker: Okay, how did you try to resolve for me?

Manager: I TOLD YOU TO CALL BACK tomorrow at 1 o'Clock

Manager: And talk to the owner of the store. YOU DIDN'T WANNA LISTEN

Pranker: Look, you yell at me, and told me, I should've CALL AT THAT DAY

Pranker: Then you say call after 1 o'Clock, I simply ask

Pranker: You are a manager, right? You have ERR POSITION of MANAGEMENT

Pranker: You can do for me, right?

Manager: WHAT THATE did you-, you came in here and got food

Manager: Or did you got it, taken to you?

Pranker: My wife, she come to PICK IT UP, we got one EHH

Pranker: Pepperoni Pizza, right?

Manager: And this gave you food poisoning?

Pranker:  RIGHT. I was in BATROOM all day yesterday,

Pranker: BOOM BOOM BOOM ALL DAY, I WAS SITTING ON THE TOILET

Manager: I CAN'T PROVE THAT YOU EVEN HAD FOOD POISONING

Manager: So I'm not giving you FREE FOOD

Pranker: Kay, so you working

Manager: AND IF YOU DID HAVE FOOD POISONING WHY WOULD YOU WANT

Manager: FREE FOOD ANYWAY?

Pranker: Cuz it is the principle, right? I will go give it

Pranker: To somebody I hate-

Manager: THAT MAKES NO SENSE

Pranker: I will give it to somebody I dislike, right, to show them

Pranker: The pain I had to go through it

Manager: OH YOU'RE HILARIOUS DO NOT CALL BACK

Pranker: What do you mean-

Manager: DO NOT

Pranker: Mother yucker

Manager: CALL BACK

Pranker: I WANTING MY REFUNDING, [phone call ends] hallo?! [laughs] He got offended personally about the pizza!

[BOOP]

Pranker: HELLO LOOK. I think we got off on the wrong foot.

Pranker: I wanting to

Manager: I'M NOT PUTTING UP WITH YOU.

Pranker: NO. NO LOOK-, okay I know

Manager: SO I AM DONE!

Pranker: Look it-

Manager: I AM DONE!

Pranker: LOOK-

Manager: Do you understand me?

Pranker: STOP IT!

Manager: I am done!

Pranker: STOP IT!

Manager: If you call back, I WILL CALL THE POLICE.

Pranker: STOP IT! Stop it right no'! Okay I wanting

Manager: GOODBYE. [hangs up phone]

Pranker: MOTHERYUCKER! [making weird sounds]

[hangs up phone]

Pranker: Hallo?

[BOOP]

Pranker: Uh yeah hello! UH, do you guys have a SHARGE

Pranker: For the delivery?

Pizza guy: Yes we do!

Pranker: Okay uh, how much is that?

Pizza guy: It depends on where you're at!

Pranker: OKAY BUT- Like generally it's like a couple dollars? Or like a lot

Pranker: Like 5-6?

Pizza guy: It depends on where you're at.

Pranker: OH OKAY. Alright what kind of SBECIALZ do you have it right now?

Pranker: For like UH LARGE BIZZA? For like a family deal?

Pizza guy: We actually don't have any specials at the moment.

Pranker: Oh okay, so like all-, oh you-, you want to make the-

Pranker: OKAY HOLD ON, let me bass to my ROOMMATE. He will male the order.

Pranker: UH HELLO?

Pizza guy: Hello?

Praker: Yeah can we go ahead and have, 1 BBQ PIZZA, RIGHT?

Pizza guy: Okay

Pranker: And, one large, eh, we will do one large PEPPERONI PLEASE

Pizza guy: A large pepperoni, hand-tossed or crispy?

Pranker: Ooh, what do you recommend it?

Pizza guy: CRISPY.

Pranker: OK, yeah we will do 2 CRISPITUS

Pizza guy: Anything else?

Pranker: Can I get one drink too? 1 COCA-COLA?

Pizza guy: We have Pepsi products.

Pranker: Okay well, do you having uh, DEW MOUNTAIN?

Pizza guy: Mountain Dew?

Pranker: RIGHT.

Pizza guy: Anything else?

Pranker: Eh no but, can you do me one favor?

Pranker: Can you hold the FOOD POISON this time?

Pizza guy: THAT'S REALLY HILARIOUS. Did you actually want this order?

Pizza guy: Or do you not want this order

Pranker: NO I WANT IT! But I was hoping that you can do the COMPENSATE

Pranker: And CALL IT FREE! Right? I will pay delivery!

Pizza guy: Sir, I will give you the large pizza for free

Pizza guy: JUST CUZ I'M SICK OF DEALING WITH YOU

Pizza guy: But I would lo- I'd alsoo like an apology for calling me names

Pranker: OK!

Pizza guy: That's my-, stance on it.

Pranker: Okay look, I have AGREEMENT. You can APOLOGIZE TO ME TOO!

Pranker: For being rude! And NOT NICE! And den I will-

Pizza guy: Sir I'm not gonna apologize to you

Pranker: No but look!

Pizza guy: FOR ANYTHING

Pizza guy: Because I'm giving you this pizza for free! I tried helping you!

Pranker: RIGHT?

Pizza guy: You just got extremely rude with me! And just calling me names.

Pizza guy: HOW DO YOU THINK THAT MAKES ME FEEL?

Pranker: NO BUT UH-, LOOK I-

Pizza guy: I did not call you names or anything,

Pranker: But you know what?

Pizza guy: And you were calling me names sir

Pizza guy: THAT'S NOT FAIR.

Pranker: I didn't want to tell you! But yesterday I was...

Pranker: After you guys left me. I was sitting in the corner!

Pranker: CRYING UPSET. Right I was sitting there, eh, SICK BOY!

Pranker: Right? Nobody want to help me OH FUNNY SOUNDING MAN

Pranker: Cannot do anything! HIPPTYHOP

Pizza guy: Sir you were calling me names! What do you how-

Pizza guy: How do you think that made me feel?

Pranker: But did-, did you cry too? CUZ I CRIED

Pizza guy: No I'm a man. I DON'T CRY.

Pranker: WHAT? So-

Pizza guy: I don't cry!

Pranker: So what you're saying I'M A WOMAN OR SOMETHING?

Pizza guy: No, I'm just saying that you shouldn't be crying

Pizza guy: Over this cuz it's not a big deal!

Pranker: I WISH I COULD GIVE YOU, ZERO STARS.

Pizza guy: See that right there IS JUST RUDE.

Pranker: But you see, you just told me! WHAT IS-

Pranker: Is it not rude to say I AM A MAN AND I DON'T CRY

Pranker: SO YOU ARE A WOMAN?

Pizza guy: I didn't say you were a woman! DO YOU WANT THIS PIZZA OR NOT?

Pranker: OK-

Pizza guy: I am done talking to you.

Pranker: What a- TELL ME! What am I right? WHAT AM I?

Pranker: If i am not-, eh, GUYS DON'T CRY. I WAS CRYING. WHAT AM I THEN?

Pranker: RIGHT?

Pizza guy: SIR I'M ABOUT DONE WITH YOU! Do you want this pizza or not?

Pranker: STOP IT! I want both pizzas and the free drink, and delivery!

Pizza guy: You are gettin' the free ONE PIZZA AND THAT IS IT.

Pranker: OK BUT-

Pizza guy: The other you'll have to pay for.

Pranker: TELL ME I'M THE MAN, right? Say that to me, so I can feel

Pranker: Little bit better!

Pizza guy: YES YOU'RE A MAN! OKAY?

Pranker: NO! NO! NO! I'm- NO, NO, NO, I'm THE man!

Pizza guy: I would like an apology for being called

Pranker: NO, NO

Pizza guy: A SON OF A B*TCH, AND AN AS*HOLE!

Pranker: NO-, NO-, NO-, I'd- WOAH! RIGHT. I don't say-, I do not say

Pranker: SON OF BITITCH!

Pizza guy: YOU CALLED ME AN S.O.B. You're being an SOB and an as*hole

Pranker: NO! NO! NO!

Pizza guy: Exactly what you said.

Pranker: I DID NOT SAY THAT! Right? I DID NOT! BUT-, I will say sorry to you!

Pranker: If you tell to me RAKESH YOU ARE THE MAN!

Pranker: Cuz right now I feel like THE WOMAN.

Pizza guy: Pfft, sir you can just get your pizza if you'd like it

Pizza guy: If not I'm gonna hang up.

Pranker: Did you just LAUGH AT ME? Do you think it's funny?

Pizza guy: I-, THIS IS RIDICULOUS, do you want your pizza or not?

Pranker: LOOK OKAY. I wanting TWO PIZZAS RIGHT? Not-, NOT ONLY ONE.

Pizza guy: YOU'RE GETTIN THE ONE FOR FREE, the rest you gotta pay for.

Pranker: NO. No but look-, okay look. LOOK. But you called me a WOMAN

Pranker: Right? You made me cry! What-, we have to-

Pizza guy: I DID NOT CALL YOU A WOMAN!

Pranker: YES YOU DID. Right? You said that YOU ARE MAN. You don't cry!

Pizza guy: OH MY GOD...

Pranker: STOP IT. STOP IT. STOP IT. You know what you do to me

Pizza guy: YOU STOP IT!

Pranker: EH NO STOP IT.

Pizza guy: Where do you want this delivered to?

Pranker: OK, but. Can I come pick it up?

Pizza guy: Uh you said delivery, where do you want this delivered to?

Pranker: But that was MY ROOMMATE!

Pizza guy: I DON'T WANT you in my store.

Pranker: WA, WHA-, BUT.

Pizza guy: I'm sorry?

Pranker: I will come visit you right now and WE WILL HUG IT OUT.

Pizza guy: NO I DON'T WANT YOU IN MY STORE.

Pranker: NO-, SH-, SH-, SH-, SH-, SH-

Pizza guy: DO NOT COME HERE.

Pranker: STOP IT. STOP IT. LOOK. We will embrace! Right? I will

Pranker: WRAP MY ARMS AROUND YOU, give you like-

Pizza guy: NO DO NOT COME IN MY

Pranker: STOP IT!

Pizza guy: SIR? DO NOT COME TO MY STORE.

Pranker: BUT WHY NOT?

Pizza guy: We will deliver it to you.

Pranker: Look I know-, I will come to you! I will just give you a

Pranker: SMALL SMOOCHIE SMOOCHIE right?

Pizza guy: No I am busy sir.

Pranker: Sir but-

Pizza guy: We will bring it to you

Pranker: It will on-

Pizza guy: AT 5 O'CLOCK.

Pranker: It will only take, like THIRTY SECOND, right?

Pizza guy: I WILL GIVE YOU 30 SECONDS TO GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS.

Pizza guy: Or I am hanging up and you are getting nothing.

Pranker: NO! NO! NO! STOP IT. STOP IT. STOP IT. STOP IT.

Pranker: STOP IT. LOOK. LOOK. LOOK. LOOK. LOOK. LOOK

Pranker: I WILL

Pizza guy: YOU GOT 28 SECONDS.

Pranker: LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! I-, I will come there!

Pizza guy: 27

Pranker: AHH STOP IT!

Pizza guy: 26

Pranker: I don't have enough TIME RIGHT? I CANNOT- EH, TOO MUCH PRESSURE!

Pranker: STOP IT! Look I will come, I, I will come there, we will sit down together

Pranker: And I will share my PIZZAS WITH YOU! TWO PIZZAS!

Pizza guy: NO! You are not coming here sir! I told you do not get this for delivery

Pranker: LOOK! LOOK! LOOK!

Pizza guy: I am not giving it to you.

Pranker: LOOK! LOOK! I will pour you a glass,

Pizza guy: YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS.

Pranker: I will pour you a glass of MY DEW MOUNTAIN!

Pizza guy: 18 SECONDS! 17 16

Pranker: Sir

Pizza guy: 15

*Lost it here*

Pizza guy: 14, you better give me  your address or I am HANGING UP.

Pranker: Don't.

Pizza guy: I AM NOT KIDDING. I've already told Doug about this

Pizza guy: And he told me to do this! So if you do not give me your address

Pranker: No- BUT-

Pizza guy: I am not doing anything for you!

Pranker: BUT DON'T-, DON'T COUNT DOWN PLEASE. STOP IT.

Pizza guy: SIR I AM BUSY! I don't have time for this!

Pranker: Okay but look we have 30 more seconds! Just wait! LOOK.

Pranker: Just-, let me come there and we can sit down TOGETHER!

Pizza guy: NO! YOU ARE NOT COMING IN HERE!

Pranker: LOOK! Look just, I-, I just want to play game of ROCK PAPER SCISSORS, right?

Pranker: Just to have somebody to talk to.

Pizza guy: OKAY YOU'RE DONE. YOU'RE DONE. YOU.ARE.DONE.

Pranker: NO STOP IT-, HELLO SIR?