Throwing Down With Limited-Edition T-Shirts! Rap Battle Songs

Best quotes: 

• “JUMP KICKS-A LIKE-A JACKIE CHAN, BUK LAU RAPS HARD LIKE THE WU-TANG CLAN!”
• “THEY SOFTER THAN A ASIAN BABY AND MORE RARE THAN A PICTURE OF ME WITH LONG BLONDE HAIR”
• “BUK LAU BURNS MIC LIKE-A WIZ KHALIFA, BUK LAU GOT CRASS LIKE A COLLEGE TEACHER!”

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When our shipment of limited edition Ownage Pranks t-shirts arrived, I knew I had to announce it in a fun way! This rap battle song features Buk Lau, Tyrone, and even a small part by Abdo. What characters would you like to see in a rap battle? Did you grab one of these shirts? Tell me in the comments below!

 

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Transcript

[music beat playing]

Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: DAMN DAWG, THESE SHIRTS IS TOO FRESH BETTER THAT ORAL STIMULATION ON DECK-

Pranker: YOU BETTER CHECK THIS MESSAGE BEFORE YOU MISS THEM, MY OP FANS KNOW THEY'RE LIMITED EDITION.

Pranker: THAT'S RIGHT, YOU ONLY GOT TWO WEEKS, COP ONE, AND LOOK FRESH ON THE STREETS, MY MAN BUK-LAU-

Pranker: HE'S GOT ONE TOO, HEY BUK, TELL HIM WHAT IT DO.

[music beat playing]

Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: DUH HELLO, DO YOU HEAR HIM MOTHERFARKA, YOU DON'T BUY ONE, YOU JUST A CHEAP SUCKER.

Pranker: THEY SOFTER THAN A ASIAN BABY AND MORE RARE THAN A PICTURE OF ME WITH LONG BLONDE HAIR, SO YOU BUY ONE-

Pranker: YOU TAKE A PICTURE TOO, POST IT UP AND JOIN THE OP CREW.

Pranker [speaking as Abdo]: PA-, PASS THE MIC OVER HERE, LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE, GET READY [music beat playing]

Pranker: FRESH T-SHIRT ON AMERICAN APPAREL, FRESH DESIGN FOR A BOY OR GIRL.

Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: O-, OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT GIVE ME THAT, YOU-, YOU WANT TO HEAR ME GO HARD?

Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: YEAH!

Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: HOW HARD DO YOU WANT ME TO GO?

Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: REAL HARD.

Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: BUK-LAU ON THE 1's AND 2's BUK LAU REPS HARD, FOR THE OP CREW BUK-LAU.

Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: Uh-

Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: JUMP KICKS-A LIKE-A JACKIE CHAN, BUK-LAU-

Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: UH-

Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: RAPS HARD LIKE THE WU-TANG CLAN-

Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: OO-

Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: BUK-LAU BURNS MIC LIKE-A WIZ KHALIFA-

Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: UH-

Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: BUK-LAU GOT GRASS LIKE A COLLEGE TEACHER-

Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: DAYUM DAWG-

Pranker [speaking as Buk Lau]: BUK-LAU, ERR, OH CRAP, ERR, NEEDS A LONGER BEAT.

Pranker [speaking as Tyrone]: KILLING IT DAWG, KILLING IT!