Unallowed Subletted Roommate Prank War With Landlord

Best quotes: 

• “Well I definitely have your phone number, okay? So I will find you and I will get you.”
• “Yeah but you have to eeny meeny miny moo on 5 apartments right? I feel like my odds are pretty good.”
• “You're going to have attack heart right now.”

Body of content:

This guy is a super grumpy landlord who rarely ever allows subletting in his apartments. I pulled a prank on him as an unapproved roommate of one of his tenants who needed help with the heater, but also didn’t want to get caught! He was SO mad immediately thinking one of his tenants was subletting, that he threatened to come and find me, Liam Neeson style! 

I had a prank call war going on with this landlord over the course of a few separate calls. He was ready to go check each individual unit by the end! What pranks should I pull on a landlord next time? Tell me in the comments!

 

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Transcript

Pranker [speaking to audience]: This guy is a super grumpy landlord who rarely ever allows subletting in his apartments.

Pranker: Check out how I approached this prank.

[phone ringing]

Landlord: Hello, it's Dan.

Pranker [speaking as Rakesh]: Yeah hello, I am looking for Daniel, right?

Landlord: Speaking.

Pranker: Okay, great, are r- are you the landlording at the [censored] building?

Landlord: Am I the landlord? Well they're all condominiums.

Pranker: Yeah, yeah... Yeah I know but I am staying in one-

Pranker: Wait- ho-ho-hold on, one second....

Pranker [speaking in the background]: Jamilia? Are we supposed to call him ourselves or talk to- 

Pranker: Oh crap. Uhm-

Pranker [back to the phone]: Sorry, do you do-

Pranker: I find your number here in the cupboard- I don't know- I-

Pranker: Maybe I should have asked the- the guy first but-

Pranker: Do you allow Sublet?

Landlord: No. Wh-what unit are you in?

Pranker: Uh... 

Pranker: Yeah... 

Landlord: What apartment? 

Pranker: Yeah b- n- n- never mind. It's okay.

Landlord: What do you mean never mind?!

Pranker: Yeah it- it is no problem I-I will figure it out. I-It's okay.

Landlord: WHAT APARTMENT ARE YOU IN?

Pranker: Yeah, I think better maybe I-I- I don't uh...

Landlord: Well I'm going to come down and evict everybody, okay?

Pranker: No- no, stop-

Landlord: If you don't tell me what's going on alright?

Pranker: No sto- stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Don't- don't do evicting.

Landlord: Well do you want to tell me- Tell me what apartment you're in?

Pranker: [clucking] 

Pranker: Okay, but first you have to pinky promise it-pinky promise it... 

Pranker: ... that you will not do anything rash okay?

Landlord: Well I'm not going to do anything rash if you tell me what's going on.

Landlord: I have 5 apartments in that building.

Pranker: Yeah, right.

Landlord: And I do allow sublets under some circumstances but I have to approve it.

Pranker: Yeah, that's the thing, I-I-I think I made mistake by calling you direct.

Pranker: I'm sorry about that. You know I did not- I did not think first right. 

Pranker: Let us just pretend that the phone call did not happen, is that okay?

Landlord: Yeah, right... [fake laughing]

Pranker: No, really-

Landlord: Fat chance.

Pranker: No, I'm- I'm serious right. Like, forget it. I-It's fine.

Landlord: Well my question is WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT APARTMENT ARE YOU IN?

Pranker: Yeah, my name is Rakesh, you know I-I prefer not to give my personal information on the telephone you know, so...

Landlord: Well I definitely have your phone number, okay? 

Landlord: So I will find you and I will get you.

Pranker: But c- listen, Liam Neeson, relax okay? 

Pranker: I have a pre-paid telephone. You're not going to find me, okay?

Pranker: It's not that serious. 

Landlord: Okay whatever you say, wow.

Landlord: THEN YOU'RE DEFINITELY NOT SOMEBODY I WANT IN ONE OF MY APARTMENTS.

Pranker: Yeah but-

Landlord: If you can't afford a real phone. 

Pranker: Yeah but you have to eeny meeny miny moo on 5 apartments right? 

Pranker: I feel like my odds are pretty good. 

Landlord: Not really. 

Pranker: Yeah, right. You're going to what- you're going to interrupt everybody's day to go find me?

Pranker: That's not nice.

Landlord: That is correct. That is what I will do right now.

Pranker: No-

Pranker: Well that's just mean right, like don't interrupt your tenant-

Landlord: I will find the number.

Pranker: No, no. Stop it, stop it-

Landlord: Talk to you later, good luck.

Pranker: No stop it, stop it.

Landlord: I'll find you. 

Pranker: But how do I fix the heater? 

Pranker: Tell me first. Hello?

[phone call ends]

Pranker: [laughing]

Pranker [speaking to audience]: One week later I decided to call him back.

[phone ringing]

Landlord: Hello, it's Dan. 

Pranker: Uh, yeah hello, are you landlord guy? 

Landlord: Yeah, who are you? 

Pranker: Yeah, I'm Rakesh. I was- just had question about uh heating problem I was having it.

Landlord: A what problem?

Pranker: A problem with the heater right? I was having issue with it.

Pranker: I just wondering if there is like reset switch or something like that you can point me to.

Landlord: And you're in my apartment? 

Pranker: Yeah, yeah. 

Landlord: What apartment is this?

Pranker: But uh, you don't do subletting right?

Landlord: WHAT APARTMENT ARE YOU? Wh-what apartment are you in?

Pranker: No but- look I'm here but I don't want to get anybody in trouble I'm just cold right.

Pranker: I just- you know, I'm chilly-

Landlord: Well you're asking about the heating I need to know what apartment you're in.

Pranker: Yeah, but aren't they all very similar inside the- the building right?

Landlord: OH MY GOD. 

Pranker: Yeah no,just help me out I-I'm really cold man, please.

[phone call ends]

Pranker: Hello? [laughing]

[phone ringing]

Landlord: Hello, this is Dan. 

Pranker: Yeah, Dan, please look, I'm just I- don't-

Landlord: WHAT APARTMENT ARE YOU IN?!

Pranker: Look I don't want to cause trouble okay, just-just-

Landlord: I DON'T GIVE A CRAP, IF YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT APARTMENT YOU'RE IN I'M NOT HELPING YOU. 

Pranker: But remember- 

Landlord: BECAUSE I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE COLD.

Pranker: Yeah b-

Landlord: BECAUSE YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT APARTMENT YOU'RE IN.

Pranker: No stop it! Stop it! S-

Pranker: Stop it. 

Landlord: STOP IT. YOU STOP IT! GOODBYE!

Pranker: You sto-

Pranker: STOP IT! [phone call ends]

Pranker: You're going to have attack heart right now. H-Hello?

Pranker: [laughing] 

[phone ringing]

Landlord: Hello?

Pranker: Look, last time I called You I had lay low for a couple days because you said you were looking for me...

Pranker: ... and wanted to cause problems so I was hiding in the closet for like-

Landlord: LISTEN IF YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT APARTMENT YOU'RE IN I'M NOT GOING TO TALK TO YOU.

Landlord: SO DON'T CALL ME BACK AGAIN. Unless you're ready to tell me where y- which apartment you're living in. 

Pranker: Oh but-

Pranker: Yeah but-

Pranker: But you said you were going to find me-

Landlord: THAT'S IT! THAT'S ALL!

Pranker: Stop-

Landlord: NO I'M NOT GOING TO TALK TO YOU ANYMORE.

Pranker: Look no-

Landlord: DON'T CALL BACK AGAIN UNLESS YOU TELL ME WHAT APARTMENT YOU'RE IN.

Pranker: Okay- I w- I will tell you.

Landlord: GOODBYE.

Pranker: I will tell you, okay? 

Landlord: Go ahead!

Pranker: Okay but y- you promise not to get the guy in trouble?

[phone call ends]

Pranker: Hello? [laughing]