We Prank Call A Grandma - Wrecked Car!

Best quotes: 

• “I need you to put on your- your BIG GIRL PANTS and just calm down, okay?”
• “I DON'T CARE HOW YOU THINK DISRESPECTFUL OR WHERE YOU'RE FROM or what- you're ABOUT! PANTIES or PANTS MEANS THE SAME THING IN THIS COUNTRY, BUDDY.”
• “That way you can, you know, you can buy a new pair of glasses so you don't hit the pothole again, you know what I'm saying?”

Body of content:

This grandma hit a nasty pothole on the road and severely damaged her car. Since the incident, she’s been anxiously waiting for the mayor’s office to call back about reimbursing her for the damages. I prank called her as Abdo the supervising supervisor and told her she wasn’t getting anything from the city since her car made the pothole bigger!

Abdo REALLY got under her skin with his “big girl pants” comments. She was so worked up by the end of the prank call that she was even letting out some creepy maniacal laughs! Would you like to see more crazy grandma prank calls? Tell me in the comments below!

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Transcript

[glass breaking sound]

Pranker [speaking to audience]: This lady hit a nasty pothole on the road and severely damaged-

Pranker: her car. She's been anxiously waiting for the mayor's office to call back about reimbursing-

Pranker: her for the damages. So, what do y'all think I did. I'm calling her as Abdo a supervising supervisor.

Pranker: And man does she get pissed.

[phone ringing]

Lady: Hello?

Pranker [speaking as Abdo]: Yeah, hello? Uh, can I speak with uh, Esther, please?

Lady: Who's calling, please?

Pranker: Uh, this is Abdo, I'm calling with the uh, city of [censored].

Lady: This is Esther, I'm the one that turned the paperwork in on my car-

Pranker: Oh-

Lady: for the pothole.

Pranker: yeah, yeah, okay, I see about this, so did you talk to insurance or do you mind-

Lady: Well, I went to turn into an alleyway and uh, when I did my car dipped down in a big rut and it's torn-

Lady: my bumper cover loose on the passenger side and it ruptured my tire on the same side, I didn't want to-

Lady: turn it into my car insurance policy, I have full coverage, but I called in and they told me-

Lady: I should turn that into the city first.

Pranker: Yeah, no, we- we tried to review the request unfortunately, but on our end here, it has-

Pranker: been denied, so I think maybe trying to talk to the insurance is the best idea now.

Lady: It's been denied!? Why would it be denied?

Pranker: Well, yeah, you know, unfor-

Lady: I filled the address form, it's really damaged my bumper cover, my car- I have FORD FUSION, it's a new car?

Lady: And my insurance company's not really happy, and I'm not either because my insurance rates could go up-

Lady: and it wasn't nothing that I did.

Pranker: Yeah, but-

Lady: It's the street's depar- PROBLEM.

Pranker: yeah, yeah, but were you wearing your glasses when you were driving that day?

Lady: I don't wear glasses, sir.

Pranker: I get you, sorry I just was assuming that yeah- you- you know- you- w- with all due respect, you sound like-

Pranker: maybe like a slightly elderly woman, I just wanted to make sure that, you know, everything was in check.

Lady: It doesn't matter if I'm ELDERLY or NINETEEN or TWENTY, it doesn't make any difference.

Pranker: Yeah, no- I- I get it yeah.

Lady: WHAT IS YOUR NAME? That is very ARROGANT for you to tell me that, WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

Pranker: Oh yeah, my name is- is Abdo, but really, you know, between you and I ma'am I- I just, I don't think-

Pranker: it's gonna happen, you know, like.

Lady: Well, I don't know why you won't repair my car, I didn't damage your STREET.

Pranker: Yeah, yeah, but honestly a- after you hit the hole even got even bigger! So you know we're gonna have to even-

Pranker: pay more money to fill it so-

Lady: PARDON ME?!

Pranker: yeah, yeah-

Lady: you're telling me when I hit the hole that-

Pranker: yeah, no, I'm saying like after you hit it, you know, I think you actually made the hole a little bit bigger-

Pranker: so like, we're actually gonna have to pay even more to fix it but we're not gonna extend-

Lady: NO! I DIDN'T MAKE ANYTHING BIGGER, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I made SOMETHING BIGGER?

Pranker: Y- W- W- we actually we have-

Lady: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

Pranker: we have- before and after pictures, you know like, it's very CLEAR CUT, like it's just, it's much BIGGER now-

Lady: YOU HAVE A BEFORE and AFTER picture?! I'm coming in there tomorrow and I want to see them WITH MY EYES.

Lady: You're making me REALLY angry.

Pranker: Yeah, I know, listen ma'am, I understand you're getting upset-

Guy: Sir, you have NO BUSINESS SAYING ANYTHING YOU'VE SAID on this phone.

Pranker: Ma'am, you know, unfortunately I know you're upset but today we have to actually finalize this file today-

Lady: YOUR WHOLE NAME IS WHAT? ABDUL WHAT?

Pranker: It's- it's- it's-

Lady: What is your last name?

Pranker: Ma'am, I understand, you're frustrated, but I need you to put on your- your BIG GIRL PANTS and just calm down, okay?

Pranker: Can you relax for me?

Lady: I need to put on my good- BIG girl PANTIES AND DO WHAT?!

Pranker: No, not- not panties just pants, like I don't care about the panties just, I'm just-

Lady: Put on my BIG girl pants and do what? WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

Pranker: I-

Lady: What is your full name?

Pranker: look- it's- it's actually just "Abdo".

Lady: Okay, what is your last name? You just have one name?

Pranker: Yeah, yeah, like- like uh- like what is her- l- like Madonna or something, right?

Pranker: Like it- it's just one name.

Lady: Like McDonald's?! What office are you with? Are you in the Mayor's office where I turned that paperwork in at?

Pranker: Yes, yes ma'am, of course! I had to call back here like I- I don- I'm trying to work with you, okay?

Lady: Okay, and you have-

Pranker: But like- but-

Lady: BEFORE and AFTER PICTURES and I wanna know where you got those from.

Pranker: L- listen, uh, Grandma look- look, listen to me I- I'm trying to tell you like it's- it's-

Pranker: it's a picture-

Lady: I AM A GRANDMOTHER AND THAT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS either way, and you tell me I need to have GLASSES ON TO DRIVE!

Pranker: no-

Lady: and I damaged your str- I WANT TO KNOW WHAT OFFICE YOU ARE WITH RIGHT NOW?

Pranker: Yeah I- I understand ma'am you know, but like, I understand there is a very-

Lady: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING THAT'S GOING ON HERE, I wanna know where you got the picture BEFORE-

Pranker: ma'am-

Lady: and the picture AFTER.

Pranker: Eh look, I- I need you to relax-

Lady: And you're SITTING HERE and TELLING ME to put on my BIG GIRL PANTS.

Pranker: yeah-

Lady: I don't know who you think you're talking to-

Pranker: I KNOW BECAUSE r- right now, you're not wearing them because you're getting really worked up and I'm like- we're trying-

Pranker: to have an adult conv-

Lady: RIGHT NOW, I'M NOT WEARING THEM, RIGHT?!

Pranker: L- listen ma'am, like I'm telling you, I'm trying to work with you here, if you try to it really- is gonna be-

Lady: You're not trying to work with me at all, you're not trying to work with me at all-

Pranker: I- I- ma'am I'm doing my best here but like you're making it very difficult with the way you're reacting.

Lady: I'VE ALREADY ASKED YOU 5 TIMES WHAT OFFICE ARE YOU IN-

Pranker: I'm with the office of transportation, you know, it's my duty here to kind of go over, these cases- and try to-

Pranker: make a judgment on them.

Lady: IT IS NOT YOUR DUTY to talk to me like I'm some COMMON PIECE OF SOMETHING off the street either, sir-

Pranker: Uhh k-

Lady: to tell me to put on my BIG GIRL PANTIES-

Pranker: no-

Lady: and that you hadn't-

Pranker: no- no-

Lady: I JUST WANT YOUR NAME and NUMBER right now, I'm calling-

Pranker: I'm not-

Lady: a lawyer, WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

Pranker: but it's not- it's not-

Lady: WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

Pranker: It's not PANTIES, you know, panties would be disrespectful, but I don't care about your underwear, but I was-

Pranker: just saying because like, you weren't treating me like-

Lady: I DON'T CARE HOW YOU THINK DISRESPECTFUL OR WHERE YOU'RE FROM or what- you're ABOUT PANTIES or PANTS-

Lady: MEANS THE SAME THING IN THIS COUNTRY, BUDDY-

Pranker: No, it's-

Lady: DON'T TELL ME TO PUT ON SOME BIG GIRL PANTS AND PUT GLASSES ON TO DRIVE, you don't know who you're talking to?

Pranker: Yes, but wha- what I don't think you're getting here in that, I am the one that's gonna really work this out-

Pranker: with you, and I know you're frustrated, I know that situation is not ideal, but I'm trying-

Lady: I'm calling a lawyer, and I'll talk to you later.

Pranker: Ma'am, look here, you know, I- I c- I- I'm trying- if-

Lady: [grumble]

Pranker: if you don't want to talk to me about it, you know, we're not gonna-

Lady: [grumble] BET YOUR ASS IMMA HANG UP ON YOU, you gonna think tomorrow.

Pranker: What are you- are y- are you s- are-

Lady: [sinister giggle]

Pranker: What kind of giggle was that? Put on the PANTS or what?

Lady: WHO IN THE HECK DOES HE THINK HE IS? OH MY GOODNESS! [hang up]

Pranker: [laughing] [speaking to audience]: She thought she hung up for a little while.

[phone ringing]

Lady: Hello?

Pranker: Yeah, hello, Esther how- how are you?

Lady: Who is this? The same man that called me earlier? [phone button sound]

Lady: Y'all’s office has been closed since 4 o'clock.

Pranker: Yeah, I know, I- I literally I have been working after-hours to try to deal with this, uh, for you-

Lady: So now, what did you want to say?

Pranker: Yeah, so you know, I just- I- I know you were worked up, you know, I- I felt bad-

Pranker: you know, like, I have to RESPECT my ELDERS and stuff like this, I'm sorry for working you up-

Pranker: I wanted to just you know, offer you like a- a gift voucher for, you know, a Lens Crafters-

Pranker: as a small token of my appreciation.

Lady: Lens Crafters?!

Pranker: Yeah.

Lady: YEAH! What do you want to offer me from Lens Crafters?

Pranker: Yeah, yeah, you know, t- that way you can, you know, you can buy a new pair of glasses so you don't-

Pranker: hit the pothole again, you know what I'm saying?

Lady: [hang up]

Pranker: Hello?! [laughing] [speaking to audience]: Oh my God, she hung up!